Well, since I don't get it, I'm either about to make you laugh or cry, and you can't figure it out, you should probably report me for trolling just to be safe. It's the mature thing to do and all.

I have a feeling your initial post might be marked as non-contributory though, just a heads up.

As an aside, I find a bunch of these funny, but I do really like Harry Potter. Well, not the early books, but book 3 starts getting tolerable (as does the movie), and book 4/movie 4 are my favourite

Oh, and stop picking fights you two

Wheaton's law.

If you don't like what someone is saying/how they're saying it, then you really don't need to get involved.


http://xkcd.com/386/

Picking fights? I thought the Poe's Law reference was a stroke of ironic genius! You can tell I'm being serious because I'm using punctuation. Though I suppose nothing I say at this point will be taken seriously, which, considering the OP, is sad.

I just learned about Poe's Law!

(seriously, I had never heard of it before)

Me too!

what is the fundamental directive of humanity and how do individuals attempt to optimize towards this directive

Your question implies humanity is a cohesive unit on a level more cerebral than flesh.

Which is funny because it really isn't.

To resist entropy by being able to identify and objectify it.

The Kardashians.

its funny that your posts are so bad that people that don't use punctuation have better posts than you

Nah, that's not funny. What I do think is funny is that none of those people are on this site.

If Hogwarts were DnD:

Hufflepuff: LG and NG
Griffindor: NG and CG
Ravenclaw: CG, CN, NG
Slytherin: NE, LE

Yes? Mm.

Now that was a funny comeback. Very nice, Cyclone.

Me likes...

If Hogwarts were D&D... That ship in the 4th movie that goes underwater would get dragged to the bottom by a Kraken and the Aboleth, crushed, and all of those boys would be slaves to their overlords never to be seen again above waves, or drowned, whichever the DM prefers. Ain't the Underdeep a kick in the sweets, kiddos? (No wonder D&D players don't like water and boats.)

If Hogwarts were D&D... The basilisk grotto would lead to an Underdark connection, and the school would periodically be raided for late night brain snacks by herb smoking Illithids.

If Hogwarts were D&D... Wizard's chess could never be played because those pesky little Rust Monsters would eat the pieces.

could you please not post five times in a row

Dude, why are you so OCD about protocol? What do you care how many times I post in a row? I post when I think of a new one, so what?

Fixed it for you.
I don't think you know what OCD is.
Because it's annoying to just see your pointless posts sitting there taking up space when they could have just been edited in.