If Hogwarts were D&D... Hermione would probably have put a portable hole in her bag of holding first year and been sucked into an alternate dimension.

ok

the book would have been a lot different then

if hogwarts were D&D...

Neville would totally be the DM's irl partner. Fundamentally useless but still comes out on top? C'mon book one.

If Hogwarts were Dungeons and Dragons, it'd be Harry and Hogwarts.

If Hogwarts were D&D... It would take a lot more than a broom to beat a dragon, and they'd cast spells back at you.

if hogwarts were DnD...

NO. ELVEN. ARCHERS.

If Hogwarts were D&D... Green slime would have eaten Harry and Ron before they ever got to the Basilisk lair.

If hogwarts were DnD...

When the hat rolled, all the 1s would go to Hufflepuff.

If Hogwarts were D&D... Mordenkainen's Disjunction would really piss everyone off.

If Hogwarts were D&D... Albus Dumbledore would still be bombad.

...There would have to be a 2nd magic items table just to handle all of the Weasley twin's inventions.

...The Deathly Hallows would be somewhat mundane magic items.

If Hogwarts were D&D, all the low-level characters would know nothing, but the ruler would be incredibly powerful despite having no real good reason to still be there.

Oh wait...

if hogwarts were dnd dances would be encounters

if hogwarts were dnd it would still be bad

If Hogwarts were D&D...

Nothing would change because all the characters would still be **** brain damaged and surviving only on plot convenience.

oh hey look here's a conversation about something i dislike so i'm going to let people know i dislike it bc i was brought up to think everything i say and think and do is important just look at all my participant ribbons!

...You know, I didn't think I'd have to pull out this quote already, but seriously, punctuation exists for a reason and your abuse of the shift key is to the point that Social Services needs to be involved.

Your inability to type coherent sentences aside, I'm at least glad you're self-aware enough to admit you have a problem. That's the first step to solving it, after all.

Says the guy coming off an aberrant ellipses and then doesn't quote his own "quote."

Pshaw.

Also, if DnD were Hogwarts, there still wouldn't be any classes teaching basic English.

... You really don't get it, do you? I can't decide whether that makes this funnier or more depressing.
I honestly can't figure out if you're trolling or not. Poe's Law and all.

If Hogwarts were D+D then no women would ever attend the school and all the boys would be hairy palmed basement dwellers.