Make a card for Pablo.

Contest ends when he says it does.

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Guttor, Flesh-Warper
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
, : Until end of turn, target creature's power and toughness are divided by X, then rounded down to the nearest integer. X can't be zero.
"The bigger they are, the louder they squelch."
2/4


I am proud of this flavor text.

Carrot Top creature - human insect
warrior
When this attacks put a red chip on this. Creatures
you have get +1/0 for each chip on this.

"That's a fine Insect warrior." -Wizard of the seven eyes
2/2

Dimensional Destruction - 6ur
Sorcery
Choose eight target permanents controlled by the same player. Their controller arranges them into the corners of a cube. Destroy one of those permanents of your choice and each permanent that was adjacent to it on the cube.

Wordcrafter, the Eloquent
Legendary Creature - Human Citizen
Whenever a creature transcends a battlefield, secure its place in the next.
For from shadows comes those that would shake off light's yoke.
4/3/6

Slaughterhouse Assistant
Creature - Human Minion
: Destroy target Chicken. You gain 1 life.
1/3

Mystery Arcane

Enchantment
All players play blind. (Players may not look at their hands. A player may attempt to play a card by choosing a card from his or her hand, announcing it, and revealing it. The player must play that card if possible. Otherwise, its owner returns it to his or her hand, then shuffles his or her hand.)

Quantum Tunneling at Scale |
Enchantment
At the beginning of the combat damage step, flip a coin for each blocked creature you control that's blocked by a creature with defender. For each coin that comes up heads, that creature deals its combat damage to defending player or planeswalker this combat.
Eventually, after enough attemps, you too will make it to the other side.

Aw!

Still open. Continue to feed my ego.

Ego Feed
Sorcery
Exile any number of permanents you control. For each permanent you exile this way, exile a permanent an opponent controls. Then each opponent loses life equal to the number permanents exiled this way and you gain life equal to life lost this way.
YOU ARE ALL BENEATH ME!

Ego Drain
Sorcery
Target player looses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of permanents he or she controls minus the number of permanents you control. (X can't be less than 0)
But Aranak grew proud and then Valgrand knew it was his time to strike. So the advisor gathered the people in the square and said to them, "See what the king has that you do not, that I can make yours" And in this cunning way he set to make war on his liege, the king. - Story of the Vals, Vol.III

I think Aaarrrgh is winning.

Maddening Machine
Artifact
Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell that targets a single permanent, that player copies that spell for each permanent with the same name that spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those permanents.
At the beginning of each players upkeep, that player must rename three permanents.

Closed I guess!!!

Um, I assume Chaos is grading.

Oh, I mean "Lily." Who the junk is Chaos? Huh.

But Pablo, you have to tell us which cards you like the most! We made them for you, Pablo, for youuuu!

I'm with Aaarrrgh here, we made those cards for/against you. Only you can judge their worth on that basis.

Why would I grade, this is your ego contest :3

Aw damn, I only just saw this and was hoping to make a Juggalo-themed card. Serves me right for not hanging out here more often.

Do it anyway, Keeper!