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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:01 pm 
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Let's see if I still be hangin' in with this. Let me remind you and rewind you and refine you into a perfect statue of yourself. I'll marbleize you like a muthaphukin' cake, sucka, one filled with eggs, sugar, flours grown by a gardener at the age of 71 wearin' lime green gloves and a straw hat sewn together by home sweet home is wear the heart is, where all the hearts are, in the freezer where they stored, cold and unthawed and saved for Thanksgiving a gift is its own reward, but then again, is it really?

Now, we be erratain' this maplesyryp fo' sho, gangstas. All 'em wishes best now become Instant - Wish and Sorcery - Wish 'bout now. And why ain't they already? More thematic then them curses or them traps if y'all askin' this wunderthug.

So, I got two Djinn rollin' in high horsed tonight fo' y'all. Let there by lyte:

Three-Fingers of Fate
Creature - Djinn (M)
When Three-Fingers of Fate enters the battlefield, search your library for three Wishes and put them into your hand.
Play with your hand revealed. When you have no Wishes in your hand, your life total becomes 0.

"Wise men do not wish. They act."
- Advice not taken

3/6

and last but maybe least if you'll be subjective eneph to subject your subjects to this oh lords and ladies and laddies and lasses:

Bottle-Bound Presence
Creature - Djinn (U)
Mana from artifacts spent to cast Bottle-Bound Presence counts as .

"Junk: Treasure, Power, Wealth, Grace, Godhood."
- The Seventh Gnome's Thesaurus, Vol. II

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That last one all phrased out correctly? Grassias to all and to all a 'hood lyfe.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:23 am 
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Why "your life total becomes 0" and not "you lose the game"?


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 11:09 pm 
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"Wise men do not wish. They act."
-Advice not taken

Most flavourful attribution of a quote in all of MTG right there.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:41 am 
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I been about to feel that the losing of games is an all-together too popular phrase that phases in and out of these forums time after time after time afterdesiacs of chocolate and strawbury your dead scarecrow. So, I was tempted to attempt something a little less cents of the value that is the bounty that was on that head from the day it emerged, victorious, from a vaginal battle to that same ol' ol' death, yo. But, your point is as sharp as a sword made out of sharks son - baby, I maybe best go out guns blazin' if I'm gonna throw out that muthaphukin' bathwater infant yeah, right? That is what y'all be tellin' me?

Three-Fingers of Fate
Creature - Djinn (M)
When Three-Fingers of Fate enters the battlefield, search your library for three Wishes and put them into your hand.
Play with your hand revealed. When you have no Wishes in your hand, your life total becomes -300.

"Wise men do not wish. They act."
- Advice not taken

3/6

Three-Fingers of Fate
Creature - Djinn (M)
When Three-Fingers of Fate enters the battlefield, search your library for three Wishes and put them into your hand.
Play with your hand revealed. When you have no Wishes in your hand, put the top 300 cards of your library into your graveyard.

"Wise men do not wish. They act."
- Advice not taken

3/6

Three-Fingers of Fate
Creature - Djinn (M)
When Three-Fingers of Fate enters the battlefield, search your library for three Wishes and put them into your hand.
Play with your hand revealed. When you have no Wishes in your hand, skip your next 300 turns.

"Wise men do not wish. They act."
- Advice not taken

3/6

That more like you wishin' for dishes, Martha?


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:47 am 
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I actually like the new cards. I love cards with almost silly large numbers. The new hundred handed ones is awesome. So flavorful. What if these said, when you cast a wish, your life became a third of your total life?

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:13 pm 
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Make a card named "Djinn and tonic"

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:13 pm 
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Cato wrote:
Make a card named "Djinn and tonic"

"Djinn // Tonic" would be awesome!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:19 pm 
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I just made a card named djinn//tonic and posted it on my card thread, but you made this post between when I thought of the idea and when I submitted the post, so now people will think that I just stole the idea from you.

You bastard.

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