"...rabid."

"All the news that's fit..."

"...for TV is a very broad category"

"There was an old woman who lived..."

"...and then she died. The End."

"Sticks and stones my break my bones..."

"...but words will scar my self esteem for the rest of my life."

"I know not what weapons World World 3 will be fought with..."

"...but I'm pretty sure a camping spork isn't one of them. But a B.F.G. might be."

"At the beginning of the end times..."

"... the beginning times ended"

"The rich get..."

...very good accountants to do their taxes for them."

"And that's when I said..."

"...we need more lawyers, guns, and money!"

"Well, if I could walk on water, I'd..."

"Jog to the Bahamas whenever I could"

"Suffer the little creatures..."

"...sorry, that's a typo. It's supposed to be 'Make the little creatures suffer.' Now, where was I? Oh yes, lowering these kittens into the boiling oil..."

"If you learn nothing else today..."

"...im going to tell your father and hes gonna tan that hide of yours."

"Its not about who you are..."

"...then maybe higher education isn't for you" Ninja'd!

"...it's about whether that person has a royal pedigree"

"Let weak feed on weak..."

"...and youll see the rise of the zombie apocalypse. It always happens that way."

"If we have one thing in common its..."

"...the fact that we all hate each other."

"I open the door, and what do see? Nothing other than..."

"... the closet, now stop playing with the doors."

"That'll do pig..."

~SE++

"...keep eating the bodies... soo there's no evidence left." ~Bricktop

"Friends dont let friends... "

"...make other friends"

"He threw a penny down the well a listened for..."

"...the voices in his head to tell him lies."

"What we have here is a failure..."

"... no, let me rephrase; a catastrophe, an abomination, no a veritable $#!$storm of unworthiness."

"If you were really sorry you would..."

"...probably say so, instead of ignoring my passive-aggressive commentary."

"All I know I learned from..."