Disrupt Time --
Sorcery (MR)

Target player phases out. (Objects that player owns indirectly phase out.)
That player skips his or her next two untap steps.

Xapi knew that Thruzk would be back, but maybe if Xapi had more wood...

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The glove is coming off pablo. I challenge thee my archnemesis!

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In other words, In other words, remove target player from the game (not exile). Two turns later that player comes back just as he or she was.

Exile target player with two time counter hats. If he or she doesn't have suspend he or she gains suspend.?

That was my initial wording (I even had hats)... but I liked phasing more. Because with phasing the object is still there, but it's considered phased out. Exiled means it's removed from the game. Plus I freaking love phasing.

Hats?

What? I'm here now, maybe. What is the challenge? Am I supposed to design a card? Or perhaps you'd like to rap?

Well it's awful hard to put dice on people so use hats.

It is so easy to put dice on people. So easy.