Fearless Beastie

Creature -- Beast [R]
Flash
When Fearless Beastie enters, another target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Until end of turn, whenever a creature deals combat damage to that creature, Fearless Beastie fights it.
Friendship is a powerful weapon against evil, but so are teeth and claws.
5/5

Fear of Deadly Weapons

Enchantment Creature - Nightmare
Whenever Fear of Deadly Weapons attacks, you may pay . If you do, search your library for an equipment with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield attached to Fear of Deadly Weapons.
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice each equipment attached to Fear of Deadly Weapons.
2/2

Deadly Infection

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
When Deadly Infection enters, tap enchanted creature, then put three stun counters on it.
When the last stun counter is removed from enchanted creature, destroy it.
"When the wound turns green, that's when you know you're in trouble."
—Dr. Goggan, field surgeon

Infect the Mind

Sorcery [C]
Look at target player’s hand and choose a card from it. That player discards that card and gets a poison counter.
Every precious memory that was stripped away was replaced with another vision of the glory of Phyrexia.

The Mind-Killer

Enchantment
Whenever a Nightmare, Horror, or creature with Fear, Intimidate, or Menace you control deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.

Cattle Ranch

Enchantment - Room
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)
When you unlock this door, create six 1/1 white Ox creature tokens.

Kill Room

Enchantment - Room
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, draw a card, then create a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)

Ranch Hand

Creature - Human Peasant
, Tap an untapped bird, ox, or beast you control: Create a Food token
, Sacrifice a bird, ox, beast, or boar: Create a Food token and draw a card.
1/3

Case of the Severed Hand

Enchantment - Case
At the beginning of your upkeep, mill 1.
To solve — There are three or more creature cards in your graveyard. (If unsolved, solve at the beginning of your end step.)
Solved — , Sacrifice this case: Create one 1/2 and two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Sever Hand

Sorcery (R)
Look at target opponent's hand and separate all cards there into two piles. That player discards all of the cards in a pile of their choice.
"You made the choice to commit the crime so I'll give you a choice in the punishment as well: left or right?"

You've Got To Hand It To Them
Sorcery
Look at target player's hand and choose a card from it. Exile that card. As long as it's exiled, you may play it.

Gotta Catch 'Em All
Sorcery (U)
A deck can have any number of cards named Gotta Catch 'Em All.
Choose one ─
• Search your library for a creature card you don't control and exile it, then shuffle.
• Cast a creature card from exile.
I wanna be the very best. Like no one ever was · To catch them is my real test · To train them is my cause!

All Burns

Enchantment
At the beginning of your end step, put a blaze counter on target permanent without a blaze counter on it. If it's a creature, planeswalker, or battle it gains Wither and "At the beginning of your upkeep, this permanent deals 1 damage to itself" for as long as it has a blaze counter on it. Otherwise, it gains "At the beginning of your upkeep, this permanent deals 1 damage to you" for as long as it has a blaze counter on it.

Mr. Burns, Springville Oligarch
Legendary Creature - Human Noble
Lifelink
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player may choose main phase and/or combat phase. If they don't, you create two 3/1 white Dog creature tokens. If they do, you control that player during each instance of the chosen phases during this turn. At the beginning of their next end step, that player creates two tapped Treasure tokens for each phase you controlled that player for this turn.
1/1

Back to the Future

Sorcery
Take an extra turn after target opponent's next turn. Exile Back to the Future.

Bright Future

Sorcery
Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may reveal up to two white cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
'The future belongs to those who build it for everyone.'
—Teachings of Avacyn

Early Grave

Instant
Destroy target creature that entered this turn.
The sound footsteps that never touched the earthly ground drifts in the wind, haunting those responsible.

Grave Mistake

Instant
Return target creature card in a graveyard that was put there from the battlefield this turn to the battlefield under your control, then destroy another target creature.
"You buried the wrong corpse."

Mistaken Identity

Enchantment
When Mistaken Identity enters, exile target untapped creature an opponent controls until Mistaken Identity leaves the battlefield and investigate. (Create a Clue token. It’s an artifact with “, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”)
"The more he protests, the more I'm convinced he did it."
—Officer Weddle