Ornery Oxen
Creature - Ox
Vigilance
At the beginning of each combat phase, if Ornery Oxen is untapped, you may tap another untapped creature you control. If you don't, tap Ornery Oxen and put a +1/+1 counter on it.
0/2

dammit neru, you've ruined everything forever

My bad.

Prismari Perfectionist
Creature — Vedalken Wizard
: You may copy and cast Prismari Perfectionist's Talent.
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Again!
Instant — Talent
Copy target instant or sorcery spell with at least one target. (The copy has the same targets.)

Assemble the Crew
Enchantment
While you control four creatures, that are separately:
- an advisor,
- a rogue,
- a creature with the word "Bomb" in its name,
- and a creature equipping a vehicle,
then Assemble the Crew has : Transform and cast this card.
//
Crime of the Century
Sorcery
Choose two:
Destroy target creature
Destroy target land
Destroy target enchantment
Look at target player's hand, choose a card, and they discard it.
Then choose two:
Draw a card
Create 3 treasure tokens
Gain 5 life
Put a +1/+1 counter on each member of the crew.

War-Engine Assembler

Artifact Creature - Assembly-Worker
: Add . If this mana is spent to cast an artifact creature spell, that artifact creature enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Assembly-Worker you control.
1/1

Software Engineer
Creature — Moonfolk Artificer
Flying
When this creature enters, choose one—

• Put an upgrade counter on target artifact. It gains "This artifact's abilities cost less to activate. This effect can’t reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana."
• Put a flying counter on target artifact. It gains "Equipped creature has flying."

1/1

Software Lab

Enchantment - Room
When you open this door, Scry 2, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's an artifact, draw a card
<<Fuse Line: If both doors are open, transform this card>>
Wetware Lab

Enchantment - Room
When you open this door, draw a card for each artifact creature you control.

//DFC//

Synthetic Destiny
Enchantment
Creatures you control are artifacts in addition to their other types.
Noncreature artifacts you control are creatures in addition to their other types. If they aren't vehicles, their power and toughness are equal to their mana value.

Synthetic Replacement
Artifact Creature - Shapeshifter (R)
You may have Synthetic Replacement enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield except it gains "Creatures that share a name with this creature cost opponents more to cast."
0/0
"It's not that they're better. It's that they're cheaper. Which is really the same thing." - Renari, Merchant of Marvels

Thesis Student
Creature — Spirit Wizard
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, exile the top card on your library face-down.
, , Sacrifice this creature: Reveal all cards exiled with this creature. If the total mana value of cards exiled this way is five or greater, cast any number of them without paying their mana costs.
"I just need another semester."
0/4

Unfounded Hypothesis

Instant
Counter target spell if its mana value is a prime number. (2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, and 31 are prime numbers.)
"I'm afraid this doesn't quite pass peer review."
—Zimone

Unfounded Rumor
Instant (R)
Gain control of target creature until end of turn.
"Did you know one out of every four people is actually Lazav?"

Rumour Mill

Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose a nonland card name. Each player reveals their hand and discards a card with that name if able.
"Well, Stephanie told Josie who told Scarlett who overheard it from Ayva..."

Foreman of the Mill

Creature - Human Rogue Warrior
: Foreman of the Mill fights target creature you control. If both are still on the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. Add . This mana can only be spent to cast artifact spells or activate the abilities of artifacts.
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Unforeseeable Consequences

Sorcery
Shuffle your library, then reveal the top 4 cards of your library and exile all nonland cards with a mana value 4 or less. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Until end of turn, you may cast the exiled cards without paying their mana costs.

Consequences
Instant
Destroy target permanent that damaged you, targeted you, or damaged or targeted a permanent you control this turn.


(Sorry about the name - I just wanted to make the card!)

Long Con

Sorcery
Exile target creature and put two time counters on it. If it doesn’t have suspend, it gains suspend. When it enters, gain control of it and create two Treasure tokens.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Long Arm of the Law
Creature — Octopus Soldier
Flash
When this creature enters, choose one—

• Return target outlaw to its owner's hand.
• Return target spell or ability an opponent controls that targets you, a permanent or spell you control, or a card in your graveyard to its owner's hand.

1/4

Quick-Arm McGrarm
Legendary Creature - Octopus Sharpshooter
Quick-Arm McGrarm enters the battlefield with 48 bullet counters.
, Remove a bullet counter from Quick-Arm: Quick-Arm deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
, Remove a bullet counter from Quick-Arm: Counter target spell unless that its controller pays or one life.
Ward . This is reduced by for each time you have activated an ability of Quick-Arm this turn.
6/6

Quicksilver of the Brotherhood
Legendary Creature — Mutant Rogue
Flash
If Quicksilver would die, instead shuffle him into its owner's library. Until you exile a card named Quicksilver of the Brotherhood from your library, if you would draw a card, instead exile the top two cards on your library. You may play up to one Mutant card exiled this way.
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