I get it. Everyone hates me right now...
Vote:SteveThe Pirate

I would say big oof, but then again I'm here to see you all real apart before being remade into the very image of loyalty that I oh so crave from you all. Don't get it twisted though. I don't need you per se when I can just raze everything to the ground and start my kingdom from scratch. Building up from the bare ground really isn't so bad when it helps with eliminating unwanted elements. I'm sure all of you will understand in due time. And if not? Oh well. What's a few cracked eggs? Hahaha. Ahh, how I do so enjoy a good chuckle at the expense of others.

But I digress. Let us get down to business, shall we? You are not out exactly one monster hunter (as if that would be enough to stop yours truly, am I right?). Now if the majority of you want to be spared what I will do next, then do as I've commanded. If not, then I am sure I can arrange for something quite excruciating for ExLight. Why him? Because. He's special to me. Some deserve revenge visited upon them, but him? Oh, he's my special. My pet. My project. Torment isn't enough. Obsession doesn't come close to describing how I feel. If my demand isn't met, then he will make for quite the distracting alternative, hehe hehe HeHe heheeehe.

Sorry. I got a bit excited there at the prospect. I am not some barbaric ruler after all. Which is why you should all be ashamed of standing against me. How dare you. All of you. Biting the hand that once fed you. Kept you safe. Truly, I am not the monster. You all are. Down to the last woman and child. But, hey -- water under the bridge am I right? There will be no ill will regarding that because I am burning that bridge and damning that water. Yes, damning because I want you all to thirst for what I thirst. Just as I thirst for life so too shall you all thirst for that which sustains you. There will be no respite for any. No peace.

Be afraid because once the night comes, I will find you and take that which is mine by divine right. None shall stop me. I will not be denied.

Now then, time marches on. Time is NOT on your side. Do as I have commanded. Obey me and be accepted into my good graces. Oppose me at your own peril. Heed me for your fleeting lives can and will come to an end at my whims. Is that what you desire? Is that what you all crave? Because I will reward the loyal. Less so those who have shown their true colors to me. Either way, I stand poised to take back that which is mine for none can stand in my way. None can stop me. Be smart rather than foolishness. You know what you must do.

Go now for while I am entertained, I can and will bury those who gain my ire. Don't be like those who have come and gone before you. After all, you may not like it (actually I'm sure you'll absolutely loathe it, but that's a you problem because I am TOTALLY here for the smoke because, like, what are you going to do?). Kill me again? LOL please spare me the idle fantasies. You are in my world. You belong to me. I shall do as I please and you will all dance to my tune.

You make a good doomsayer, Storm. Keep up the hard work. After all, what're they going to do? Lynch you?

Anarchy is ugly, but if it isn't happening to me, then what do I care? If anything, please, be at each other's throats. Or Storm's rather.

I bet he fancies himself a martyr. Minus having a good cause to die for because if you're not dying for me, then you're absolutely in the wrong. Know what I'm saying? No? Meh, commoners.

I think Storm is the only one after his own throat tbh.

Pity for him then.

You though. Oh man.

yeah not really sure what that's about but im going to choose not to worry about it

Storm is expressing himself. He wants to be acknowledged in the only way he knows how. By being strung up. He doesn't know what to do with himself otherwise.

Personally, I think you're missing a prime opportunity to make an example out of him. Which is fine because there is a certain Cube that needs to die. But hey, don't mind me. Ha.

Srsly though, kill Rubik for me. It'll make me happy.

Truly a rousing speech to be sure

I'll gladly die too if you become dead for good this time.

That'd be a noble sacrifice.

I mean i am racking my brain into insanity tryong to solve this game with the once piece i was given. Its not going well. I would like to aplogoze for my uncouth behavior but also wish for people to stop trying to make me cry. I get im impatient, and a pessimist, but ots been a rough day... i dont want to miss anything because i could be missomg that ome clue that solves the game. The Key to defeatimg KoD Gozer Satan McGhee

I haven't played many games with ol' Steve, but the last one I did he pulled a similar song and dance and flipped scum.

I don't even want to get into the WIFOM of KoD supporting his lynch, though.

Getting a good feeling about ExLight. There's layers of IKYK going on here in regards to targeting someone with bolded text in the middle of a rant after Zinger said that targeting someone with bolded text in the middle of a rant doesn't work. But I think KoD is trying to make us think ExLight is evil by incorrectly targeting them.

Also, I'm suspicious of everyone who posted at night who isn't a royal. We have curfew for a reason, folks! Rag, I get. She's a zombie. But Neon and Rubik are on my short list.

I... completely wasted my night action. Didn't read my role PM closely enough. I've got a good feeling about tomorrow night though.

As the Day drags on, the people of Dominaria begin descending into madness, as they argue amongst themselves about how to kill that which is already dead. Meanwhile, KoD is up to his usual antics, proving even after all this time that still none can surmount his super move, the dreaded Wall of Text.

ExLight has been buried beneath a Wall of Text.

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Oh PK. Do you mind if I call you PK? I'm calling you PK because you are now PK though you will never hold a candle to one of my teachers.

Truly do you feel the way you do? That tonight will go any better than the last? Come now. All you do is paint a target on your back. Surely any high lvl brain can deduce that you're obv in my corner. Don't be so covertly overt. It's unbecoming of any who think they "support" me when all they do is bumble around.

That's a negatory Ghostrider.

"And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there Red Ryder
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way"

Red Ryder this is the Rubber Duck and im aboit to put the hammer down