Bouncing Bolt
Sorcery (C)
, Reveal ~ from your hand: ~ gains Rebound until end of turn.
~ deals 3 damage to any target.

Improvise
Instant (U)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or put a plotted card you own in exile into your graveyard.
Draw two cards. If a plotted card was put into your graveyard to cast this spell, add X , where X is that card's mana value.
"BORED NOW." — Breeches

Flame Tongue
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and gains trample.
Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals damage equal to its power to each creature blocking it.
Equip
"Ignis"

Gershom, Scar of the Old Empire
Legendary Creature ─ Dragon (M)
Whenever an opponent gains life, you may exile Gershom from your hand with X time counters, where X is the amount of life gained. It gains suspend.
Flying, haste, double strike
4/2

Hot to the Touch

Enchantment (R)
Whenever a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, Hot to the Touch deals 3 damage to that opponent.
Fire sends only one message, but it's a clear one.

Ya'll gotta stop making cards that follow alphabetically in threads that aren't the alphabet game.

Climbing Vine

Creature -- Plant (C)
Reach
When Climbing Vine enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
0/1

Vine Lasso
Artifact — Equipment (U)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has reach and provoke. (When it attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)
Whenever equipped creature saddles a Mount or crews a Vehicle, that Mount or Vehicle gets +1/+1 and gains reach and provoke until end of turn.
Equip

Grapevine Informant
Creature - Elf Druid Detective (R)
When Grapevine Informant enters, create two 0/1 green Plant creature tokens.
Plants you control are Clue artifacts in addition to their other types and have ": Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card."
"I thought he was just taking it a little too seriously, but he gets good results."
— Alquist Proft
3/2

Tyrannous Ascendant
Creature ─ Beast Horror Mutant (M)
Evolve, trample
When Tyrannous Ascendant evolves, you win the game.
9/9
Predatory instinct turned to cruel intelligence coupled with cold ambition.

I would personally remove indestructible, but I like the idea.

Devoted Servant
Creature — Human Citizen (C)
Lifelink
, : Untap target other creature you control. It gains hexproof, indestructible, and lifelink until end of turn. If it's suspected, it's no longer suspected. Devoted Servant becomes suspected. Activate this ability only if Devoted Servant isn't suspected.
"No—it was I!"
1/3

I was flipflopping back and forth between indestructible, hexproof or nothing. But it was worried people would find a mythic with no evasion of any kind they paid 8 mana for to be weak. But then I was like - someone will find a way to cheat it out anyways. But then I looked at cards with 10 power or toughness and there are some cheap ones or ones that could be cheap, so really you would try to win on the same round you cheated it out. Which just lends itself to not needing indestructible. Ok, you convinced me.

Walker of the Dark Road
Creature ─ Zombie Warrior (U)
Lifelink
Exile Walker of the Dark Road from your graveyard: Add . Spend this mana only to pay escape costs.
3/2

Multicolor.

Fixed.

The Pain Dimension
Legendary Enchantment (R)
All damage is lethal damage. (Any amount of damage dealt to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Karthus, Usurper of Alara
Legendary Creature - Dragon (M)
Flying
Everything you control has deathtouch and trample.
When ~ enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to each creature you don't control.
[4/4]

Ashiok Has a Job
Sorcery
Any number of target players mill three. You may put a card you milled this way in your hand. If you don't, draw a card.
Oko didn't know much about his faceless patron, but the reward was too tempting.

Avenge
Instant U
~ costs less to cast if a permanent you controlled was dealt lethal damage this turn.
Exile target creature that dealt damage to you or a permanent you controlled this turn.

Scabbing Wurm -
Creature - Wurm (R)
Flash
When ~ enters the battlefield, sacrifice a creature.
6/6

Mortal Coil
Sorcery (M)
Gain life equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard, then exile X target creatures with a combined mana value of up to X where X is your life total.
"I don't care where you are shuffling off to." - Sorin

Urza's Charm
Instant (C)
Choose one—

• Add . This mana can’t be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.
• Create two tapped Powerstone tokens.
• Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it in your hand, then shuffle.

He had none.