...Why do I get the feeling all those villains are conspiring behind Elphimas' back? It must be paranoia, right?

Right?


Overachieving research for a school project?

...That's what I'm gonna tell myself so I can sleep tonight


Tryst: *raises eyebrow* ..."heart"?
Fisco: Ever heard of censorship, doll? Back to class with you.


Tryst: I just mentioned that the only thing I remembered about the material was "maximum pleasure", I can't begin to imagine why he'd jump at the chance to help me cheat~ *wink*


Daneera: No, "just pouring a little vial" doesn't count if it's one of yours, Cyrryc.


This is... very believable. I would read the hell out of this, even.


Do I wanna know?


Aww, a realistic AND heartwarming prompt


Cue Kahr glaring daggers at Sundar for the next generation or so.

I could see Nasperge and Kirsh being friends.


So many questions here. Chief among them are 1) why does Zhiran have a tavern in his academy called the "White Citizen," and 2), why did Zhiran let Yeong Eode into the Academy?


I want to read this story.


If Cyrryc Adda, of all people, is appalled by you, you know something is wrong.


See what I mean?


Oh, my.


Interesting couple. Also, because Lourima is hard-wired into the prompt as a potential trouble-causer, we get the hilarious idea that the date goes fine until they are both there...


Lady Nasina: "Well, Hush-Hush, according to your test, you would make an excellent detector. However, the test also indicates that you might be susceptible to alcoholism and..." she rechecks her clipboard, "...fleas?"

It all started because Maral just wanted a companion piece to her Jade Statue.


Well, that's strangely terrifying.


This plane is just begging for a series of stories: "Attack on Ak," followed by the sequel "Back to Ak," and followed a few years later by the reboot, "Ak: Throwback."


That's cute. I imagine the mechanics of dating the twins would take some getting used to, but they can work that all out as they go.


But you had such a nice party!


I don't think I want to know what caused that firestorm...





There are a lot of pieces to unpack here...


Yeah, you might lose more than a mustache this time, Mel.

This reminds me of the Hohenheim-Alphonse in Fullmetal Alchemist I can't find the page online in a timely manner, tragically.


Sharaka: Who cares about dating, what about-
Tryst: I know, right? We should investigate... for science, of course


The generator is a furry, hell yeah!

...that would be interesting to see, tbh.


Well, yes, but the chain of event doesn't sound that outlandish...

This seems like a thing that could happen. Also, Antine meeting the Tattered King sounds horrific for poor Antine.


That did not go as expected, did it readers?


That, on the other hand, did.


Jackie: "See, this is what I've been saying..."

Also, why does Oleetaka have an "in" with Jackie? I want to know THAT story.


Unless this is a commission, I feel like it would be "Poor Raiker."


Fisco: "I know I put that around here somewhere..."
Diana: "You asked me to get rid of it. Remember?"
Fisco: "Oh. Right."


Oh. Oh, no...





Oh, wow. Orida interacting with the hyper-paranoid Shadowmoor kithkin would be very, very interesting.


I can see this one happening, actually.

Someone knowingly commissioning a poem about themselves to Raiker? Intriguing...


First line reaction: ha, that's fun-
Second line: Oh. Right. Because. Ouch.




Chardis might only snatch the sword and laugh as he leaves. Maybe. I hope.


This has so much **** going on


My money's on her leaving within a month, insanely creeped out and intensely pissed off at the irony.


Possibly, possibly. The respect would be very begrudging on Kalit's side, I suspect.

Or maybe Kalit wouldn't become an assassin in the HS timeline and he'd remain the meek Brother Vine... with a major demon negging him for fun and profit.





Hate to break it to you, Fisco...

...wait, Taramir?!


Dorn asking a human out? Yep, Sharaka's friends are gonna take him out for a "waltz" for whatever scheme he's hatching.


Turns out Raiker did take Nas' "first reading" personally...


...after Sundar explains to him what the Inferno Amulet does. And what Cyrryc Adda did. And - yeah, it wasn't hard to convince him to drop the matter.


Jade: Oh, sorry, I forgot to reply to your last letter! Remember that apprenticeship I told you about?


Orida and - huh - how did Renn - Clade?


Hanara, dusting herself off: ...well, that could have gone worse. What the hell, tho.


Ouch. Crossing my fingers for you, girl...


Huinn's tactics are becoming... unusual lately. Seeking Alessa for advice about hangover, however, seems a pretty solid option to me.

If anyone could manage it and come out alright, it would be The Duchess.


Yeah, that prompt just worked out a little too well!


Agreed. Also, the name of the dance is a Back to the Future reference. The dance in the movie was the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance, and when I made this prompt years ago, I put in a bunch of different card types for the name of the dance. So, when the generator calls this prompt, it could be the Enchantment Under the Sea dance, or the Instant Under the Sea Dance, or the Creature Under the Sea dance, and so forth. I don't remember how many I put in, but it amuses me.

The "in bed." and "in bed...with chains." tag to a prompt was definitely Keeper's, though.


My guess is he's not an assassin, because High School, but I imagine he's somewhere in-between. I definitely imagine him as a tough kid of some sort or another. But he's your character, of course, so his HS persona is really up to you.



This begs an interesting question. I wonder if canon Fisco knows about Denner's fate. He probably still has ways of finding out, so it is very possible.


Yeah, nothing about this is likely to go well.


"He stretched the truth of every card,
While peeling each one from the deck,
But soon his fate turned cold and hard,
As Dear Perrine would stretch his neck."


Ha! I love the implication that Jade is pen pals with Alar, of all people. Funny that the generator pulled Taramir again, too.


I really should give Hanara another story. I had a general plan for her when I created her, but it never really fully formed, so now she's just sort of floating, waiting for inspiration to hit me.



With everything that has been established about Huinn, it really amuses me that he would pick somebody and just get them drunk, for no other reason than to give them a hangover in the morning. And whether or not Alessa knows a cure, I bet she can think of a few distractions.

Ah, dear sweet Perrine...


Heh, I admit I'm a bit fuzzy about some characters starting with A- for some reason


I get that. I'm still enamored by the Hanara/Donagut amnesia prompt, but if you ever want a sounding board for any story you know how to reach me


The first time I wrote "asking Alessa for a remedy" and... yeah, her experience might not being in curing hangovers, per se

Alessa very rarely imbibes unless something very very very badly upsets her. Anything that results in a mind altered state is kinda triggering for her.

As for Huinn... That bird's crazy man, I don't think he has a plan.

And it turns out, the duchess was the shifter all along!
Either that, or it is a terrifying power move on her part, which really begs the question of what Raiker did that made her feel it necessary to play that much of a dominance display.

Well, we can glean from "Aversion" that it likely wasn't anything from a plane that The Duchess was already influencing, so maybe he wrecked something somewhere she had feelers out for but hadn't done anything yet?

Or, conversely, maybe this is a "distant past" sort of thing and this is how Raiker gains his knowledge of The Duchess in the first place. I don't know which of them is older, but maybe this is a possible ascension story for one of them.

Somehow I suspect that Aloise is just trying to get Narissa and Tey'von together. She thought they made such a cute couple at that other dance that they should become an item.


Chardis joins forces with Syl.

And they call this generator "random?"


Well, Orida is already there, so she has a head start, anyway. But I question why Orida would want the staff. Dantalion wanting it is significantly more frightening, though...


Interesting, if odd, match-up here.


Wow, this is fascinating. Maybe this is what happens after Nasina learns what happened to Denner. It's hilarious to me that Raleris came up randomly alongside The Infinite Library.


Renn: "You need some information, but you don't know where to look,
Well, you can just look straight through me for I'm an open book.
I'll tell you if you catch me, but you can't, 'cause I'm a ghost!"
Sharaka: "Of all the irritating people, you're by far the most."


Urassaya: "I mean, have you seen Rishima's wings?!? I could just melt."


Donagut: "You know, these clues don't add up..."


I feel like this had consequences...

The unwritten (and nonsensical) sequel to the largely unwritten (but much more sensical) "Drifting Lights."


That snake!




Oso del Diablo is in the game, and the problem is between Narissa and Lukas? Maybe they are fighting to get out the door first.


This was making a lot of sense, and then just sort of fish-tailed into nonsense.


Even after all these years, the generator is still coming up with new and disturbing ways to mess with Beryl.


What sort of weird, alternate-alternate reality is this? Denner's some sort of highly desirable lady's man, Syl needs a pity date, and Syl and Denner hit it off?!? Weird...




I got this one about three clicks after the one before it. It is Denner's day in the M:EM High School, apparently.


But what are all the girls going to do if Denner's not available for a week?

On one hand, I guess it's good that Annalee is putting herself out there again. On the other, Daneera is spoken for, so I'm sensing another heartbreak in V'ray's future, which seems bad for us all.


Oddly plausible, considering they are acquainted with one another. Hopefully Antine is still hanging out with Sundar, too.


Chardis is really punching upward here, although I suppose if someone were to mess up Zhiran, a mana backlash is probably the way to do it. The addition of Renn suggests that Vasilias is involved, as well.


Dorn: "He cheated. He used demons. Lousy humans..."


I'm sure the new planeswalker will never forget this.


All weirdly plausible.


AND, some traditions never die, do thy, Generator? Poor Beryl.


GG, Gale and Gruff.


Orida: "You stupid mother ****er! You said you'd be ****ing carefull, ***hole! Now I'm stuck in ghostdamn detention for a ****ing week!"

Why, she seems to take heartbreak so well


Dorn: Damned teacher's pet...
Kyewdz: Pet? Lukas?
Dorn: The demon.


A mach made in hell


...how.


That would be... pretty interesting to see, actually.


Yeah, sure. That could happen. Right.


I can't follow everything there, but it sounds interesting.

Apparently, Lumina misunderstood when Blink told her "I only have eyes for you."

I decided to give this another go after so long, and I got very interesting sequence of prompts:



Ok, that sounds intense. I wonder how that turns out?



...well, that's not good. But why did Lukas give up the search? Did he get sidetracked, or something worse? Well, turns out that the answer was hidden sandwiched between those prompts:



Well, glad to know Lukas is ok, but he probably should have kept up with Ellia at least a little bit longer.

In fairness, that's a reasonable decision to make. Ellia and Zhiran share a past, so he'll probably know what to do.