Elven Hunter
Creature ─ Elf Warrior (C)
Ambush (When this creature is revealed from your deck, you may put it into your hand.)
: Add .
1/1

Fanatic of Ilharg
Creature - Centaur Warrior (u)
Ambush
~ may assign combat damage as though it weren't blocked.
Bloodrush - , Discard ~: Target attacking creature gets +2/+4 and "this creature may assign combat damage as though it weren't blocked."
[2/4]

Communal Strength
Sorcery (R)
In Harmony with (Each you spend to pay for X counts as .)
Reveal the top X cards of your library. Put a creature card revealed in this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
Creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn where X is the number of creature cards revealed in this way.

Rune-Etched Baloth

Creature -- Beast (M)
Trample
Whenever Rune-Etched Baloth deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.
4/4

Stalwart Vanguards
Instant (C)
Choose one ─
• Target 1/1 creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
• Create a 1/1 green and white centaur creature token, then populate.

Erratic Generator

Artifact (U)
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Erratic Generator. Then you may transform it.
"I don't know why, but its power output increases when I say nice things about it. Best not to question a good thing."
—Juzba, Izzet tinker
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Unleashed Weird
Creature -- Weird (U)
Double strike
"Ah, how'd you get in there? And more importantly, how can I put you back?"
—Juzba, Izzet tinker
0/0

Mardu Revivalist
Creature - Orc Warrior (R)
First Strike, Lifelink, Vigilance
Dash
"Under Kolaghan, we have no future."
[3/2]

Embrace the Abyss
Legendary Enchantment (M)
Your hand size is zero.
You may play cards from your library.
He teetered on the brink of madness until it finally pulled him in.

Low-Level Administrator —
Creature — Human Advisor (C)
When Low-Level Administrator enters the battlefield, create a Paperwork token. (It has , , sacrifice this: Counter target spell or ability unless its controller pays .)
1/2

Middle Management
Creature — Human Advisor (U)
Affinity for paperwork
, : create a Paperwork token.
2/2

Department Head
Creature — Sphinx Advisor (R)
Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, any number of target noncreature Paperworks you control become 2/2 white and blue Advisor creatures with flying in addition to their other types until end of turn.
"Answer me this riddle: Why haven't I received your KPI report yet?"
3/3

Abner Crombie, CEO of Implemented Processes
Legendary Creature - Elf Advisor (M)
Bureaucratic (Your paperwork can help cast this spell. Each paperwork you tap while casting this spell pays for .)
When Abner Crombie enters the battlefield, administrate three times, then draw a card for each paperwork you control. (To administrate, create a token that's a copy of a noncreature artifact token you control.)
Abner has hexproof if you control a paperwork.
Abner is unblockable if you control 4 or more paperwork.
Abner has indestructible if you control 6 or more paperwork.
4/4

Way too much going on, but I.just.couldn't.stop.

Momentum Stutter
Instant (C)
Untap target creature, then put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)
Draw a card.
The laws of physics are more like suggestions.

Orb of Cair Andros
Artifact (U)
Whenever you deal excess damage, gain that much life.

Bouquet of Eternal Blooms
Artifact (R)
Equipped creature has ": Add one mana of any color."
Whenever equipped creature becomes tapped for mana, choose another creature you control at random. Attach Bouquet of Eternal Blooms to that creature.
Equip

Blood Hourglass

Artifact (M)
At the beginning of your end step, you may pay 10 life. If you do, take an extra turn after this one.
Just as a poison loses potency when spread across an ocean, so does a life lose meaning when it goes on forever.

People want colorless and lands to be combined, yes?

Vaunted Cavalier
Creature ─ Human Knight (C)
Flash
When Vaunted Cavalier enters the battlefield, prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to any target.
1/1

Yes! Yay!

Wedding Officiant
Creature — Human Advisor (U)
When Wedding Officiant enters the battlefield, create a Paperwork token.
, Sacrifice a Paperwork: Two target creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain hexproof until end of turn.
1/1

Inquisitor's Decree

Sorcery (R)
Choose a card type. Destroy all nonland permanents of that type.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Marriage Contract
Artifact — Paperwork (M)
When Marriage Contract enters the battlefield, look at the top seven cards on your library. You may put a planeswalker card with mana value X or less from among those cards onto the battlefield. You can't lose the game as long as you control that permanent. Put the rest on the bottom of your library at random.
, Sacrifice Marriage Contract: Counter target spell unless its controller pays .