mean rat
Creature - Rat {U}
Haste
Whenever mean rat deals combat damage to a player, each player discards a card.
1/1

Unholy Matrimony
Sorcery (R)
Return two target creatures from your graveyard to the battlefield, then pair them with each other. Each of them gains "When this creature is not paired with another creature you control, sacrifice it."
Death and parting need not apply.

Rakshasa's Lessons
Sorcery (M)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
Look at the top X cards on target opponent's library, choose two cards with different names, reveal them, and put the rest on the bottom of that player's library in random order. That player chooses one of those cards and puts it in their hand. You may cast the other card without paying its mana cost.

Lucky Strike
Sorcery
~ deals 2 damage to any target. If ~ was cast for its Miracle cost, it deals 3 damage instead.
Miracle
"What are the odds?!"

Adaptive Destruction
Instant (U)
Adaptive Destruction deals 4 damage to any target. If that damage is prevented, draw a card.

Free Agent Scoundrel
Creature — Human Rogue
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, attach up to one Role attached to Free Agent Scoundrel to another creature you control. Then, create a token attached to Free Agent Scoundrel that's a Wicked Role, a Young Hero Role, a Monster Role, or a Cursed Role at random.
"The world is too big for anyone to be just one thing."
2/1

Electrical Overload
Enchantment (M)
Prevent all non-combat damage sources you control would deal to your opponents. For each damage prevented to a player this way, that player exiles a card from the top of their library. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled.

Pendelhovel
Enchantment ─ Aura (C)
Enchant land
When Pendelhovel enter the battlefield, create a 1/1 green elf creature token.
Enchanted land gains ": Target 1/1 creature gains hexproof until end of turn."

Pendelhostel
Enchanment - Aura (U)
Enchant land.
When ~ enters the battlefield, create three 1/1 green Elf creature tokens.
Enchanted land has ", : Create a Food token for each 1/1 creature you control."

Pendelhamlet
Legendary Enchantment - Aura (R)
Enchant land
Affinity for 1/1 creatures.
When Pendelhamlet enters the battlefield, create X 1/1 green Elf creature tokens.
Enchanted land gains ": Add for each 1/1 creature you control."

Pendelheaven
Enchantment - Aura (M)
Enchant land
All creatures have base power and toughness 1/1.
Enchanted land has ": Draw a card, then you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield."

Lochbound Wretch
Creature — Merfolk Scout (C)
Whenever Lochbound Wretch blocks a creature, put a stun counter on that creature.
0/3

Break Free
Instant — Adventure
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains haste until end of turn.

Greedy Prospector
Creature ─ Human Scout (U)
Menace
, sacrifice a basic land: Put a nonbasic land from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/3

Dark Plans
Instant (R)
Destroy target creature.
Sacrifice a Wicked creature: Return Dark Plans from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability only as a sorcery.

Steal the Show
Sorcery (M)
Choose a nonland card name. Search target opponent’s graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. Then that player shuffles. Until the end of your next turn, you may play cards exiled this way, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
"The spotlight knows who's really the star here."

Slumbering Squire
Creature — Human Knight (C)
Adamant — When Slumbering Squire enters the battlefield, create a Royal Role token attached to it if at least three white mana were spent to cast it and create a Wicked Role token attached to it if at least three black mana were spent to cast it.
The Courts have fallen, but in his dreams, he has passed the tests, he has won his accolades, he fights for causes that now only exist in his heart.
3/3

Burn the Body
Instant (U)
Exile target creature [card in a graveyard].
Cleave
Cremation is the best method of preventing unwanted undead; arson just adds an extra step.

Endangered Species
Creature ─ Beast (R)
Trample[, vanishing 2]
Cleave
6/5

Idol of the Sunken Gods
Artifact Creature — Octopus Horror (M)
Cleave
[Idol of the Sunken Gods isn't a creature as long as you haven't milled eight or more cards this turn.]
Idol of the Sunken Gods has the activated abilities of each permanent card you've milled this turn.
Like all sculptures, it sang to the artist from within its prison.
8/8

Concealed Shiv

Artifact -- Equipment (C)
You may tap an untapped creature you control rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Equip