Lord of Luxury
Creature - Human Noble (U)
Other Nobles you control get +1/+1.
Whenever you cast a Noble spell, create a Treasure token.
3/2

Lap of Luxury

Enchantment
When Lap of Luxury enters the battlefield, target creature phases out. If it would phase in while Lap of Luxury is on the battlefield, its controller creates a treasure token instead.

Overgrown Lapdog
Creature — Dog
Overgrown Lapdog enters the battlefield tapped.
When Overgrown Lapdog enters the battlefield, put four stun counters on a creature you control.
4/4

Overgrown Machinery
Artifact (C)
When Overgrown Machinery enters the battlefield, exile target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls until Overgrown Machinery leaves the battlefield.
: Add .

Feed the Machine

Feeding Bay
Land
, sacrifice x Food: add X mana in any combination of and/or
, : Create a food token.

Michael Bay, Explosive Director
Legendary Creature — Human Advisor
Vehicle spells you cast cost less to cast.
Whenever a creature is dealt damage, it deals 4 damage to itself. Whenever it deals excess damage to itself this way, it deals that much damage to its controller.
0/3

I knew it existed, but I don't consider schemes.

Nian, B-Movie Director -
Legendary Creature - Dragon Advisor
When ~ enters the battlefield, starting with the player to your left, each player searches their library for a non-human creature card with mana value 5 or more and puts it onto the battlefield.
, : Two target non-human creatures controlled by different players fights each other. This ability causes less to activate if any of the creatures is monstrous or mutated.
2/2

Movie Star
Creature — Cat Performer
Haste
: Create a token that's a copy of Movie Star. Target creature you don't control's controller creates a token of that creature. Those tokens fight. Then, exile the tokens.
3/1

Starspawn Deacon

Creature - Horror Cleric
Void Entity (Whenever this permanent blocks, becomes blocked, or becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may have it phase out.)
At the beginning of your end step, you get a doom counter.
Legendary horrors cost less for each of your doom counters.
4/4

Spawn Camper
Creature - Human Assassin
: Destroy target creature that entered the battlefield this turn and wasn't cast.
2/2

not sure if the wording is up to snuff, but I think the intention is clear

Pitch Camp

Instant
Put a stun counter on each creature that attacked this turn. Their controller gains 3 life for each creature on which a counter was put this way

Pitch, Yaw, and Roll |
Instant

Escalate
Choose one or more -

• Tap up to X target creatures.
• Untap up to X target creatures.
• Create X 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying.

Barrel Roll

Instant
Destroy all creatures blocking target creature with flying. That creature gains trample until end of turn.

Stare Down the Barrel
Instant
Choose target creature. Until the beginning of the next end step, when it dies, draw two cards. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy it.

Staring Contest
Enchantment
When a player attacks, sacrifice Staring Contest. If you do, each of that player’s opponents scries 2 and draws two cards.
"In the darkest sandstorms, I remain vigilant. My eyes are moistened by the knowledge my family is safe." — Ulbadhin the Intense, Abzan sentry

Inconclusive Results

Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Inconclusive Results, sacrifice a creature
Shuffle your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card that shares a creature type, mana value, power, or toughness with the sacrificed creature. Put it onto the battlefield and the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Shocking Conclusion
Sorcery (R)
~ deals 2 damage to any target.
When you cast ~ during your precombat main phase, you may copy it. If you do, ~ has "end the turn."

hope this still fits the spirit of the game