Goblin Appraiser

Creature - Goblin Advisor
, : Each player sacrifices an artifact. If they do, they flip a coin and create a treasure token if they win the flip.
"If you look carefully at the maker's mark, you'll see that this is, in fact, a fairly clever Rift-era reproduction and not a genuine Toggo-craft rock."
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Goblin Storyteller
Creature — Goblin Bard
, : Randomly choose 0, 1, or 2. Put a Saga card from your hand onto the battlefield with that many additional lore counters on it. (It still gets the number it normally enters with.) At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.
Goblins tell stories in nineteen-explosion structures.
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Tall Tale Teller
Creature — Goblin Bard
Trample
, : Copy target chapter ability X times, where X is Tall Tale Teller's power. (You can't change the targets.)
0/2

Orzhov Bank Teller |
Creature — Human Advisor
Cumulative upkeep (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Whenever an opponent taps a creature, that player may pay . If the player doesn't, you gain a treasure token.
When Orzhov Bank Teller dies, create a 1/1 black and white spirit creature token with flying, then create one treasure token for each age counter Orzhov Bank Teller had on it.
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"Don't believe the naysayers. Actually, you can take it all with you." –Grandfather Karlov

Tomik, Orzhov Regent
Legendary Creature — Human Advisor
Flying
When Tomik, Orzhov Regent enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls that wasn't put onto the battlefield this turn.
When Tomik leaves the battlefield, the exiled permanent card's owner may put that card onto the battlefield. If they do and Tomik is in your graveyard or in exile, you may return Tomik to the battlefield tapped.
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Teysa, Orzhov Matriarch
Legendary Creature — Spirit Advisor
When Teysa, Orzhov Matriarch dies, exile it. When you do, return a creature card from a graveyard to the battlefield except its name is Teysa, Orzhov Matriarch, its base power and toughness are 1/1, it's white and black, it's a legendary Spirit in addition to its other types, and it has this ability.
Scion, envoy, pariah, regent. Finally, she rules in her name alone.
1/1

Vespid Matriarch

Creature - Insect Noble
Flying
Vespid Matriarch gets +1/+1 for each other insect you control
: When target creature dies this turn, create two 1/1 red and green insect warrior creature tokens with first strike named Vespid Guard.
1/1

Vespid Infection
Tribal Enchantment — Insect Aura
Enchant creature
When Vespid Infection becomes attached to enchanted creature and whenever you cast an Insect spell, put an egg counter on enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature gets +1/-1 for each egg counter on it.
When enchanted creature dies, create a 1/1 black Insect creature token with flying and draw a card for each egg counter on enchanted creature.

Lethal - <ability>. Double your poison.

No Thoughts, Head Empty
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature, planeswalker, or player
If No Thoughts, Head Empty is attached to a creature and you have no cards in hand, enchanted creature has indestructible and hexproof.
If No Thoughts, Head Empty is attached to a planeswalker and you have no cards in hand, enchanted planeswalker has hexproof and "This planeswalker isn't put into the graveyard for having loyalty of 0 or less."
If No Thoughts, Head Empty is attached to a player and they have no cards in hand, they can't lose the game and their opponents can't win the game.

Head Out
Instant
Put two time counters on target creature or planeswalker without vanishing. It gains vanishing.
"I hate this plane and I hate you all. If I must see you again, I hope it is in flame and ash. I am gone." — Angrath

Blueshift

Instant
Remove X time counters from each permanent and suspended card with one or more time counters on it.
//Split//
Redshift

Instant
Put X time counters on each permanent and suspended card with one or more time counters on it.

Shifting Winds
Instant
Choose one—

• Counter target spell.
• Choose target creature. If it has flying and/or it's a Vehicle, its owner puts it on top or bottom of their library.

"They laugh at us from atop their great ships, like they think they have conquered Ixalan and her elements." — Tishana

Wind-Up Doll
Artifact Creature - Construct
: Put a charge counter on Wind-Up Doll.
When Wind-Up Doll attacks or blocks, remove a charge counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.
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Baby Doll, Abandoned Idol
Legendary Creature — Human Rogue
Minions you control get +1/+0.
Baby Doll gets +1/+0 for each Minion you control.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control no creature other than Baby Doll, discard a card. When you do, create a 2/2 black Minion creature token.
"Why couldn't you just let me make-believe?"
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Child, Lord of Chaos
Legendary Creature — Avatar
When Child, Lord of Chaos enters the battlefield, create Flaw, a legendary 3/3 colorless artifact creature token with "Child, Lord of Chaos has indestructible."
At the beginning of your end step, choose target other nonland, nonenchantment permanent. Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile an instant, sorcery, or Aura card. Cast that card without paying its mana cost and it must target the chosen permanent if able. Then destroy Child.
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