Witness Tampering -
Sorcery
Casualty 1
Target player discards two cards, then draws a card.

Drive By
Instant
Casualty 2
When you cast this spell or copy it with its casualty ability, copy it for each Vehicle you control.
Drive By deals 2 damage to a creature an opponent controls chosen at random.

Brazen Bookie
Creature - (C)
When ~ enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Blitz
"Hurry and place your bets!"
[2/2]

Elspeth Angelbane
Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Human Knight
Ward—Pay 2 life
Whenever Elspeth, Capenna's Conqueror attacks, mill three. If you milled a creature card with mana value 3 or less this way, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped and attacking and it's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
In time, the girl saw the light and joined her tormentors. In time, the girl ruled her tormentors and completed their cause.
2/2

Hacked Traffic Light
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a charge counter on Traffic Light. Then, if there are three or more charge counters on it, remove them all.
: If there are fewer than two charge counters on Traffic Light, put one on it. Otherwise, remove all charge counters from it.
As long as there are no charge counters on Traffic Light, each creature enters the battlefield tapped and with a stun counter.
As long as there are exactly two charge counters on Traffic Light, creatures that entered the battlefield this turn have haste and first strike.

Cabaretti Inn
Legendary Land
, Pay 1 life: Add , , or .
Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.

Picking this back up. Did we have a final decision? I am okay with whatever you decide, Flopfoot, being the person who started the thread and would edit the rules post.

Sure, we can have both of these

If you want to write a short explanation of what each of these rounds mean, I’ll copy paste it into the first post

Miscellaneous Planes - Any Magic: The Gathering-canon planes not included above. List here.

Universes Beyond - Any world included in a Universes Beyond product that isn't in-Magic. List here.

Starting with Miscellaneous.

Clutch
Instant
Assist (Another player can pay up to of this spell’s cost.)
This spell costs less to cast for each creature attacking you or a teammate.
Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible and "This creature may block any number of creatures."

Go Next
Instant
If the number of creatures that attacked you and your teammates this turn is greater than the number of creatures you and your teammates control, you may cast this for .
Go Next can't be cast during combat.
End the turn.

Sponsored Demonstration
Battle — Siege
You can't attack players.
Creatures you and teammates control have menace.


Sponsor's Awards
Sorcery
Search your library and/or graveyard for a card and exile it. If you searched your library this way, shuffle. That card gains "You may cast this spell from exile" and "As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay X life. If you do, this spell costs less to cast."
Throw a game now, win many games and hearts next, lose everything last. But that middle part.

Wrath of Rath -
Sorcery
Destroy up to X target artifacts and/or lands, where X is 1 plus the number of cards named ~ in your graveyard as you cast this spell.

Matchmaker
Creature — Elf Advisor Spellshaper
, , Discard a card: Target creature you or a teammate controls fights target creature an opponent controls.
"They say I'm rigging things. I say they should get good."
1/1

Confused Djinn -
Creature - Djinn
Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield, reveal the top three cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of those cards. Put the chosen card into your hand and exile the rest.
”Is this what you wish?”
2/2

Practice Dummy
Artifact Creature — Scarecrow
Practice Dummy enters the battlefield under an opponent's control.
Defender
Whenever a creature deals damage to Practice Dummy, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Whenever a player casts a spell that targets Practice Dummy, that player draws a card.
0/4

Evaporated Ocean
Land
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
Lands you control have ": Add ."
For years after Initiate Tork's spell went wrong, all of Regatha was covered in a fine mist.

Universes Beyond now, yeah?

Caitlyn Kiramman, Enforcer
Legendary Creature - Human Solider (R)
First Strike
Whenever you are attacked by one or more creatures, investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with “, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”)
Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, detain target creature you don't control. (Until your next turn, that creature can’t attack or block and its activated abilities can’t be activated.)
3/2

Dr. Martin Brenner, Hawkins Director
Legendary Creature — Human Artificer
When Dr. Martin Brenner enters the battlefield, target opponent chooses a creature they control. You gain control of that creature.
Whenever a creature you control attacks, you may put a stun counter on it. If you do, switch that creature's power and toughness until end of turn and draw a card.
1/4

Cloud, the Mercenary -
Legendary Creature - Mercenary
~ can't block.
Cumulative upkeep - Sacrifice an artifact.
6/6

Loot Llama
Creature - Beast (R)
Whenever damage is dealt to Loot Llama, exile the top card of your library.
You may play cards exiled with Loot Llama.
At the end of each of your turns, put all cards exiled with Loot Llama into your graveyard.
0/4