Wrote the bulk of this in two days, not very polished but I hope you won't mind to much
Kyewdz smiled as he set down the steaming cup. "Very good tea," she nodded. "Thank you."
"I'm glad you like it!" Aloise smiled back, glad to have elicited five whole words and a smile from the guarded goblin girl. "Beryl told me you're an expert artificer, Kyewdz?"
Kyewdz wiggled her head with a not really expression on her angular features, making her unkept mohawk dance. "Not expert," she shrugged. "Interested, yes."
Beryl leaned to the side to glance at the goblin's pack near her knee, dozens of wires and tools poking out of its countless pockets. "You can go from base materials to functioning construct in under a minute," she tentatively replied. "That's more than a passing interest, is it not?"
Kyewdz tilted her head with a timid smile. "Yes. Passion, maybe? No apprenticeship, no dedicated study. No research. Most skills acquired through improvisation. No expert," she insisted, shaking her head minutely before taking another sip of tea - Beryl noticed she had no trouble holding the scalding cup against her palm even as she carefully took small sips to avoid burning her tongue. Her eyes went to her tattoos once more, careful not to stare.
"It does sound like meaningful experience to me," Aloise pointed out with an encouraging smile, happy to have found a conversation topic the goblin was willing to engage. "Anyway, making a construct in less than a minute? Can I see?"
Kyewdz' eyes dropped to the table, tapping her index and little fingers together as her intense gaze flickered purposefully, as if tracing an invisible blueprint with her eyes. "Yes," she declared after a moment, then disappeared under the table as she bent over her pack for a few seconds of intense rummaging. The goblin girl reemerged with a double handful of small metallic blocks, sticks and spheres mottled with dust and oil, all sticking together in a tight cluster. "Magnets and ball bearings - weak joints, best modularity," she explained as she absently dropped the dirty materials on the spotless white tablecloth. Beryl glanced nervously at Aloise, but the girl didn't say anything so Beryl held her tongue as well - Kyewdz had seemed a bit self-conscious at how long it had taken to get her hands clean just to have a nice lunch together, after all.
Kyewdz's four-fingered hands were almost a blur now, fingers picking bits and pieces from the magnetic cluster to put together some kind of physical stick figure about four inch tall; the ball bearings made up the joints and the magnets just about anything else. The assembly lasted far less than a minute, then Kyewdz tapped the index and small fingers of one hand on the figure and it literally sprung to life with a small electrical crackle, twisting in midair before setting out in a plucky march, trailing flecks of dust and oil all the while.
"Amazing!" Aloise blurted, giddy with excitement, and leaned in to observe the tiny construct as it marched along the long side of the table, made a clean about-turn and marched back toward Kyewdz. "The movements are so fluid! I'm guessing being held together by magnetism makes the animating magic easier to convey via electrical mana discharge?"
"Mana affinity, effective shortcut for basic artifice," Kyewdz nodded with an absent smile, drumming an upbeat rhythm that matched the figure's march on the table. Then she put a finger down on the construct's path and watched as the figure stumbled over it, fell face-first on the table - and bounced back upright to return to his determined march as if nothing had happened. "No obstacle awareness, no memory, no triggered instructions - proper animation takes more time," she explained with a dismissive wave of her index and middle finger.
Aloise cautiously reached and tugged the construct away from its course, her eyebrows rising as it immediately jumped back to its original path and resumed its march. "Smooth movements, keeps to a well-defined area and adapts quickly to interruptions," She commented, smiling fondly as she watched the tiny figure go. "Why do you call it basic?"
"Observed masterwork artifice," Kyewdz simply replied, tapping the same two fingers on the construct once more to make it fall into a lifeless bunch of metal; she casually dropped it back into the cluster of magnetic materials, and as she busied herself putting the materials back into her pack Beryl couldn't help but feeling a bit sad about it - she knew it had been a mindless bunch of materials, but the construct's movements had shown some kind of... personality, almost. Kyewdz added: "Basic animation quicker, simpler. Less room for error."
Aloise hummed thoughtfully. "That reminds me - we stumbled on an interesting piece of artifice some time ago and we can't agree on what the enchantment is supposed to do. Remember Ish's shop, Beryl?" She said, meeting Beryl's confused gaze. "Dormant power or merchant trick?"
"Oh, you mean the sapphire locket?" Beryl perked up, remembering at last.
"Exactly," Aloise nodded. "Can I ask you to be our tiebreaker, Kyewdz?"
The goblin girl tilted her head, clearly interested. "Which tests were done?"
Aloise rattled off a list of divination and appraisal spells, then concluded: "Magic tells us the locket's enchantment is powerful and almost nothing else, but Beryl has a talent for analyzing wards, runes, seals and other enchantments, and she's confident the enchantment is a fraud," she explained with a bit of a pout, "magic made to seem powerful while doing nothing. She is probably right, to be honest," she admitted, "but the only way to be sure would possibly disrupt the enchantment and I kinda want to be a better story to it than 'Ish fooled me'." Aloise ended her explanation with a casual shrug.
Kyewdz blinked, fidgeting excitedly as she took some time to process the information. "Will take a look," she eventually said with an emphatic nod.
"Thank you!" Aloise beamed. "Be right back."
The girl left the kitchen with light steps, leaving Beryl and Kyewdz alone. After a moment, Kyewdz turned to fully face Beryl and gave a her a big smile, earnest but somewhat... deliberate. "Very nice."
"She is," Beryl replied, trying and kinda failing to keep a dopey smile off her face.
"You both," Kyewdz insisted, trying to beam harder at Beryl. "Kind. Welcoming. Patient. Thank you."
"Oh." Beryl tilted her head slightly forward, hair shifting to cover some of her blushing cheeks.
"Uncomfortable?" Kyewdz asked, smile faltering. "Sorry. Was trying to fill the silence."
"N-no, don't be sorry," Beryl hurried to reassure her. "I'm just not used to compliments. Thank you."
"Oh." Kyewdz' eyes went to the door Aloise had left through, then back at Beryl with a curious tilt of her head. She pursed her lips, carefully considering her reply. "Can relate," she eventually admitted.
They waited for Aloise nursing their tea in a slightly awkward, but not exactly uncomfortable, silence.
"Here it is!" Aloise announced as she returned in the room. She excitedly put the sapphire-inset locket in front of Kyewdz before sitting back to her place.
The goblin girl stared at the item with needle-sharp focus, only stopping to put on the tinted goggles she kept around her neck; she started fiddling with the dials around the lenses with sharp and practiced movements, tilting her head one way and the other to catch different angles of the locket while giving it a wide berth. "Taken through Eternities?" She suddenly asked.
Aloise met Beryl's confused gaze and shrugged. "Yes, I bought it off-plane about... last month?"
Kyewdz made an acknowledging noise and she swiped the locked off the table to hold it less than an inch from her nose, shifting it from hand to hand as she adjusted her goggles' dials. Her face was a mask of absolute focus, gone the fidgeting and the tension in her bare shoulders.
Aloise yielded to her curiosity first. "Does it hold a... trace of the Blind Eternities?"
Beryl frowned; she liked to think she would have definitely picked up on that, but maybe the goggles were picking up something separate from the enchantment?
Kyewdz shook her head minutely. "Volatility," Kyewdz simply replied. "Non-planar exposure can give small shock to enchantments."
It was Beryl's turn to blurt a question: "What kind of enchantments are disrupted by planeswalking?"
"Poorly cast ones." She carefully adjusted another dial. "Also, equipment for aether-sealed or null-fielded places."
Beryl met Aloise's gaze, each checking whether the other was familiar with those terms. Beryl could make an educated guess about a place of study completely sealed from outside disruption to analyze or weave particularly delicate magic, but... while Kyewdz had told she hadn't underwent any apprenticeship or structured teaching, her confident use of official-sounding jargon implied otherwise.
"Enchantment surface looks inert," Kyewdz concluded, gently putting the locket down. She seemed to suddenly remember about her tea; the muscles around her eyes twitched as she took a more liberal sip, her mind probably still processing the result of her examination. "Surrounding aura is not illusion. Probably."
"Probably?" Beryl asked. "There's no hint of illusion in the enchantment."
Kyewdz's lips twisted in a worried pout. "Exactly. Illusion making onlookers believe the item carries powerful aura, hiding own true nature. Unlikely, but possible."
Beryl blinked, the possibility slowly filling her with unease - she didn't like for other people messing with her mind, let alone inanimate objects. Aloise cleared her throat. "That seems like a lot of trouble to go through just to trick a customer."
Kyewdz scratched her head. "Unless illusion also hides second, more important enchantment," she pointed out. "Very unlikely, still possible."
Aloise tilted her head. "All to trick a random customer?"
Beryl didn't want to point out that Aloise might have not been a random anything to the person enchanting the locket, if all had been planned from the start - but despite her growing sense of paranoia, something didn't sit right with her in that scenario. "I sensed the intent of deception in the enchantment," she pointed out. "If the enchantment worked by removing any trace of itself from our minds, or something along those lines, that... shouldn't have been possible."
Kyewdz considered the matter for a long moment, drumming a fast rhythm on the the table as she focused, then gave a sharp nod and relaxed. "Good." Issue apparently solved, Kyewdz's hands darted down... only to slowly coming to a halt halfway under the table. "Um," she said, suddenly awkward. "Can you. Um. Close your eyes. For a moment?"
When Aloise and Beryl did, there was an urgent noise of metal and leather, as if Kyewdz was... fiddling with her belt? After a few seconds of frantic activity the noise suddenly stopped.
"Done."
Kyewdz's cheeks were tinted with deep green now, and she was hunching in her shoulders as she showed them a small leather cilinder. "Inner pocket. Sorry."
"Oh." Beryl lowered her gaze. Whatever it was, it was clearly even more precious to Kyewdz than the backpack she never let out of her arm's reach - even now she could hear from time to time the rustling of Kyewdz's boot against the pack as she absently checked it was still there. Beryl suddenly realized that everything Kyewdz owned was probably in that very room.
Unaware of Beryl's thoughts, Kyewdz set her expression in a determined frown and tried to power through her embarrassment. The goblin girl opened the curved surface of the leather and upended its contents on her cupped hand with painstaking care, surreptitiously sliding some of them back in before Beryl could see. She then set the cilinder aside and laid seven items on the table in front of her.
They might have looked like seven metal coins at a superficial glance, made in the same size but with different metals, but the incisions were too intricate and each had a tiny inset of a gem or gem-like material. Beryl would have bet anything the discs had been custom-made for a specific function. Kyewdz started laying the first five in a tidy pentagon; the pairings of those discs' materials were easy to identify and understand - gold and pearl, silver and sapphire, lead and jet, iron and ruby and lastly copper and emerald - but the last two... "White diamonds are related to unaligned mana," she said aloud, pointing at the sixth disc, then at the seventh, "and platinum is sometimes used for powerful wards. What about opal and...?"
"Chrome can attune to any mana, so it pairs with diamond for neutral reference," Kyewdz explained absently. "Opal has emergent mana properties, platinum the strongest magical potential out of nonmagic metals. Combined with others, simulates magical effects or checks for resonance - harnessed by design or not."
Aloise met Beryl's gaze to check if she had any idea what Kyewdz was talking about. She had not. "Resonance?"
Kyewdz froze, as if suddenly remembering she wasn't just speaking to herself. "Please forget it," she said, sounding strained.
Not for the first time that day and probably not the fifth either, Aloise and Beryl exchanged a confused gaze. "Okay?"
"Can. Um." Kyewdz cleared her throat nervously; she held her elbows close to her sides and her hands closed into fists, her knuckles rhythmically tapping against each other in front of her chest as she stared down at her lap, hunched in her shoulders, as if bracing for punishment. This was significantly worse than the embarrassment from a moment ago. "Can you. Please. Promise. Not to mention artifice resonance. To anyone? Please?" They couldn't see her eyes through her goggles, but her face was screwed in anxiety and regret - it was miserable to see. "It's. Um. Important. Please."
"Of course," the two girls replied in near-perfect unison. They had no idea what Kyewdz had been talking about and the gravity of it all was setting Beryl on edge, but the promise was a small price to pay to make her stop worrying. "We swear not to let anyone know anything about your methods or your explanation," Aloise declared, "not without without your explicit permission."
"We swear," Beryl echoed her immediately.
Kyewdz hung her head and stilled, her shoulders slowly relaxing as she let out breath after shaky breath. "Thank you," she whispered.
Aloise reached for Kyewdz, but seemed to think better of it. "I understand if you can't tell us the specifics, but... Are you in trouble, Kyewdz?"
"...No," the goblin girl replied, head still held low. "You promised. Thank you."
Aloise tried again. "Would the secret not spilling out put someone else in trouble, Kyewdz?"
The goblin's head lifted to met Aloise's gaze through her tinted goggles, brow furrowed in confusion.
"Is the secret like a... like a trade secret?" Aloise asked delicately. "Some rare knowledge about artifice that you are not supposed to tell anybody about? Or... is that a secret about something that is going to put people in danger if nobody knows about it?"
Beryl's blood ran cold. After... everything that had happened with Fisco, she was surprised she hadn't thought about it herself.
"Trade secret," Kyewdz replied, sounding bewildered that was ever in question, and Beryl sighed in relief. "Can't tell anything more. You promised. Thank you."
"And we won't ask for more details," Aloise replied earnestly, hand over her heart, "I just wanted to be sure that the three of us keeping the secret wouldn't endanger anybody."
Kyewdz nodded gratefully, slowly straightened her back and avidly drained the remainder of her tea to soothe herself. After a deep breath, the goblin girl loudly cracked her knuckles and returned to work with a full-body shiver, shaking off the nerves like a dog.
The goblin girl adjusted her goggles' dials and stared intently at the empty pentagon of mana-related coins; after a few moments she started swapping their positions two at a time, taking a moment to observe the new configuration after each swap. She was satisfied after what seemed like half a dozen random swaps, ending with a pentagon in which the lead-jet disc was slightly closer to the center and the gold-pearl one was slightly more distant. From the confidence of Kyewdz's movemens, Beryl would bet the irregularity was deliberate.
"Were you checking for outside interference?" Aloise asked.
Kyewdz nodded. "Ambient mana." She took the locket and laid it on the center of the five discs, then leaned forward on her arms so she could look at the figure from above. A long moment of silence passed, the goblin girl almost perfectly still, before she dropped back on the chair and started moving the five discs again, bringing them closer and back again, swapping them before setting them back in their place, each time tilting her head at a different angle. Beryl couldn't distinguish a clear pattern, but from the goblin's practiced movements punctuated by split-second pauses she had the impression Kyewdz was fiddling instinctively within a structured method. After a while the chrome-diamond disc was added to the tests, sometimes being put on top of the locket or of another disc.
Beryl only dared to interrupt Kyewdz's concentration when the goblin girl huffed softly through her nose and put the first five discs back into their container. "No mana affinity, right?"
Kyewdz' nodded. "No intake, no outbound channel - neither single-mana nor combined." She lifted her head to glance at them through her goggles. "Knew that already, yes?"
Aloise nodded. "Spells couldn't find any mana affinity either. What are you going to check next?" She asked excitedly, leaning in.
Kyewdz cleared her throat nervously. "...Opal and platinum checks."
"Oh." Aloise leaned back a little out of courtesy.
Kyewdz handled the new disc with painstaking care. Without ever touching the locket, she took one disc in each hand and started moving them around it; the chrome-diamond one moved first in circles, then in apparently random patterns, then in sharp movements, then in circles again and so on, while the other one slowly moved closer to the locket and back. From the term resonance and the type of movements she was making, Beryl was reminded of the tuning of a fine instrument, almost.
"Inert," Kyewdz sighed in relief, putting the platinum-opal disc back into the leather cilinder. "No reaction. Only effect of enchantment is making aura." She started drumming on the table again, eyes darting back and forth from the locked and the cilinder. "Unless."
Beryl had a bad feeling about this, but she couldn't resist. "Unless...?"
Kyewdz hummed thoughtfully and gingerly pulled an eight disc, one perfectly translucent except for a small shard in its center. "Plane-magic and mana fields. Very rare."
Beryl's eyes went wide. "What material...?" What kind of materal could react to that?
Kyewdz puffed her cheeks, hesitating. "Broken and disrupted, yes?" She said, staring intently at them both. "Was part of a very big one, now only inert shard with faint mana field, understand?" When the other girls nodded, she took a deep breath and said a single word: "Powerstone."
Beryl's eyes went wide as saucers.
Kyewdz carefully brought the powerstone coin closer to the locket and all three inhaled sharply, a sudden flicker of magical pressure sweeping through their bodies. They all stood still for a long moment.
Then Kyewdz took a deep breath and picked up the chrome-diamond disc.
This round of tests were even more slow and tentative than the last, but this time even Aloise and Beryl could appreciate the effects of the discs, the subtle variations of magic brushing against them and giving them slight goosebumps. Kyewdz moved the locked multiple times, propping it up against her (long since empty) upended teacup or even face-down on the table. She looked like she was figuring out an invisible shape by the impalpable variations in magic, but judging by the careful tweak of her goggle's dials and her rapt expression she was getting far more precise information than them. She seemed particularly interested in the space parallel to the sapphire inset, her brow furrowing whenever she came close to aligning the discs there.
Beryl couldn't tell how much time passed as Kyewdz conducted her tests, but the afternoon had begun to make way for the evening when Kyewdz set down the two discs far, far away from the locket.
"That was fascinating," Aloise breathed, entranced. "That was just the fragment of an inert powerstone?"
"Inscribed diamondglass casing. Physical protection, field amplification," Kyewdz muttered under her breath, hands almost blurring in frantic activity. Someone might have called it fidgeting, especially with how she was rocking herself back and forth, but there was a deliberation in her tight gestures that gave the impression than more than soothing herself, the goblin girl was physically sorting and piecing together thoughts. From time to time she picked up the discs again and double-checked a certain configuration or movement pattern, then returned to her... physical thinking.
Beryl glanced at Aloise, who was looking at Kyewdz with concern; concern for the goblin girl, or for the information she was about to share, she wasn't able to tell. Beryl opened her mouth, not sure what she should say, but before she could utter a word Aloise's hand landed gently on hers. Beryl entiwned her fingers with Aloise's, and maybe it was wishful thinking but Aloise's worried smile also relaxed a bit.
"Asked for tiebreaker, yes?" Kyewdz said at last with a lopsided smile, hand nervously combing her wild hair.
"Yes," Aloise replied. "I thought it was a powerful dormant enchantment, while Beryl says it's useless magic that just feels powerful." Beryl felt that discussion was a bit... irrelevant with how unnerved Kyewdz looked, but maybe Aloise was just going along with her trail of thought to avoid adding to her nerves.
Kyewdz hummed thoughtfully, still rocking back and forth. "Familiar with magnets, yes?"
Aloise made a see-saw gesture with her free hand. "A bit."
Kyewdz nodded sharply, rolled her shoulders. "Will try to explain." She raised her hands, closing them into fists against each other. "Mirrored planar enchantments. Powerful. Pull space in different. Um. Directions? Like clock-turn and opposite-turn, yes? Like magnets pulling in different directions, but in a circle." She pressed her fists tighter together and slightly twisted them in opposite directions. "Twin halves push against each other, but sealed together. Tight. So close, they only affect space between each other, which is nothing." She winced and put a hair's width between her fists. "Almost nothing. Powerful aura is from planar fields... Um." She mimed the slight twisting again, pretending some force was keeping her hands in place. "Interacting. Um. Like. Grinding together? But halves are well-sealed. No containment seam." She shrugged and opened her hands. "Non-responsive."
"No dormant enchantment of legends, then," Aloise sighed with an amused smile, then turned to Beryl with a phylosophical shrug. "Looks like you were right - the locket does nothing. Can't blame me for-"
"Um."
Something in Kyewdz' hesitant voice grabbed their attention better than any shout.
The goblin girl picked her next words with painstaking care. "Locket does nothing now."
"What do you mean?" Aloise asked, thoughtful.
"Could the containment of the enchantment... fail?" Beryl asked, immediately thinking of the worse. "Is it set up to... explode?"
Kyewdz hesitated for a chilling moment, then shook her head. "Seals good. Stable. Might take centuries to wear down." She shrugged. "Maybe twin halves break down first, maybe small disturbance as halves collapse together."
Beryl dry-swallowed. "But the seal could be disrupted."
Kyewdz nodded. "By accident? Only with big mana flare. By design?" She grimaced. "Just takes good wardbreaker and power."
Beryl held her breath. "What would happen then?"
She tilted her head and huffed, struggling to find the words. "Um. How to say. Planar... quake? Planequake? Like earthquake but space." She made a wide, forceful gesture. "Force wave. Explosion. Big boom."
"...Oh," Aloise said, alarmed gaze slowly dropping to the locket.
Beryl's eye, on the other hand, didn't leave Kyewdz' worried twist of her mouth. "There's worse," she ventured, sharp dread climbing her spine.
Kyewdz winced, confirming her fears. "Planequake if outward seal is breached. Seal between halves. Um. Tight. Snug. Hard to reach. Would probably break one half first."
A cold shiver ran down Beryl's spine. "But if you could disrupt it..."
Kyewdz leaned back from the locket, dry-swallowing. "Couldn't," she blurted, hunching in her shoulders. "Wouldn't. Couldn't. Won't."
Aloise got there first. "Not if you specifically did it, Kyewdz." She tried again: "What would happen if someone disrupted the inner seal?"
"Um." Her brow furrowed in thought, expression slowly turning into an anxious grimace as she stared at the locket. "Don't know. Bad things. Bad. Very, very, veryveryvery bad. Big planequake, at very best. At worst..." A full-body shiver shook her. She met each of their gaze in turn, thick eyebrows raising meaningfully. "Understand? Promise not to try, yes?"
"O-of course," Beryl replied. "Who would even want to try?" She asked, even if she had a dark suspicion someone would. Gladly, even.
Kyewdz just shrugged helplessly, brow slowly furrowing once more. "Um..." She straightened, as if struck by a sudden idea. "Travel much, yes?"
"...Yes?" Aloise nodded. "We like to explore. Visit new places," she glanced to Beryl with a warm smile, earning a faint blush. "Meet new people."
"Good." Kyewdz nodded. "There is. Um. Man. Um..." She drummed excitedly as she searched for the right words. "Hard man. Jagged. But good man." She let out a small, wistful sigh. "Master artificer. Skilled warrior. Hard man. Scary-strong. But good."
"He was the one to design the discs," Beryl blurted, kinda... forgetting to make it a question. "You were his... apprentice?"
"No apprentice," she replied instantly, emphatically shaking her head. "But he taught things, yes. Taught a lot. Artifice-roots. Aura-testing. Self-defence. Fight-thinking. So you can keep yourself alive out there," she quoted, voice raspy in the effort to reach a low timbre.
Beryl dreaded the question that bubbled to her own lips. "...What happened to him?"
"Don't know," Kyewdz whined, hugging herself. She tugged down her goggles to rub her misty eyes. "Don't know. Artificer went out many times. Was left back. Once, bad people get in. Had to run." She hung her head. "Never met again."
"You want us to... tell something to him?" Aloise offered. "If we meet him in our travels?"
Kyewdz nodded frantically. "Tell. Um. Tell Kyewdz is sorry. No!" She shook her head, holding herself tighter. "Had to run. Had to live. First lesson. Don't die. Tell..." she took a deep breath, not quite meeting their gaze. "Tell Kyewdz found dangerous artifact for him to check. Show artificer locket. Be patient with warrior. He rough - scary - but good," she pleaded. "Good artificer. Good man."
"We will bring him your message, Kyewdz, don't worry," Aloise said softly, soothing. "What is the artificer's name?"
"Artificer's name..." She rubbed the tears out of her eyes and straightened her back with a sharp huff, her eyes puffy but determined - as if remembering him made her stronger, tougher.
"Name is Jack."
-This of course is a spiritual sequel to [url="https://forum.nogoblinsallowed.com/viewtopic.php?f=45&t=17201"]Caveat Emptor[/url] and [url="https://forum.nogoblinsallowed.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=18251"]Caveat Venditor[/url], although with a somewhat different explanation about the specifics of the "fake" enchantment. Aloise buying the locket as a novelty was a fun image, although I dunno how much she ended up paying Ish.
-Someone will probably find Kyewdz' speech jarring, buuuuut I like it too much. It's inspired by [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlhNXmv80gY"]Mordin Solus[/url]; Kyewdz has learned a lot of jargon from Jack, but nerves lead her to speak weird.
-I probably didn't give A&B enough space, emotionally speaking, because I was stuck into Kyewdz' head, developing her method.