Pharaoh's Curse
Enchantment - Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, they lose 1 life for each enchantment they control.
, sacrifice ~: Destroy all enchantments. Any player may activate this ability.

Uncurse
Instant
Exile all artifacts and enchantments attached to you or target permanent you own.
Draw a card.

Unfetter
Instant
Until end of turn, ignore all instances of the word "not" on spells and permanents.
"Don't tell me what I can't do!"


Whoa. This does *not* work. Or does it?

Fetter-Carapace the Seaside Sleeper
Legendary Creature - Homarid Wizard
Fetter-Carapace enters the battlefield tapped with a stun counter on it.
Whenever a stun counter is removed from a permanent you control, tap target nonland permanent an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
, , Put two stun counters on Fetter-Carapace: Draw a card.
1/5

Whispering Sleeper
Creature — Phyrexian Shapeshifter
When you cast this spell, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature card from it and exile it.
Whispering Sleeper enters the battlefield as a copy of the exiled card except it has "When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand."
0/0

Surprisingly, this almost works, but there are a few unfortunate corner cases like "You may cast Haakon, Stromgald Scourge from your graveyard, but from anywhere else."

Whispering Remnant
Creature - Phyrexian (R)
Whispering Remnant can't block.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a creature, return Whispering Remnant from your graveyard to the battlefield.
2/1

Remnants of the Thran
Sorcery
Mill five cards. If artifact is the most common type or is tied for the most common type among cards milled this way, create a tapped Powerstone token. If creature is the most common type or is tied for the most common type among cards milled this way, create a 0/0 Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."

Thran Overseer
Creature - Human Artificer
Artifacts you control enter the battlefield untapped.
Artifacts you control cost less to activate.
1/3

Mechanoid Overseer

Artifact Creature - Golem
Mechanoid Overseer enters the battlefield with three -1/-1 counters on it.
Whenever you activate the ability of an artifact other than a mana ability, remove a -1/-1 counter from Mechanoid Overseer. If you do, counter that ability.
Whenever an opponent activates the ability of an artifact other than a mana ability, if there are no counters on Mechanoid Overseer, gain control of that ability and you may choose new targets for it.
4/5

Diamond Golem
Creature - Golem Elemental
Shroud
Prevent all damage to would be dealt to ~.
2/2Whoops, wrong game.

Mechanize Operations
Sorcery
Improvise
Until end of turn, nonland cards you own not on the battlefield have improvise.

Cloning Operations |
Enchantment
Cumulative upkeep (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Tap two untapped creatures you control: create a token that's a copy of target tapped creature you control or target creature card in your graveyard.
It is rumored that the Simic have entire warehouses filled with multiple backup copies of every member of the Combine.

Clone Degeneration

Instant
Kicker
Destroy target nonlegendary creature. If it was a copy, and Clone Degeneration was kicked, return Clone Degeneration to its owner's hand.

Warpflow Generators
Artifact
Lands you control are artifacts in addition to their other types.
Sacrifice an artifact: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Alternate Reality
Instant
Exile target spell. Its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a card with the same mana value. That player casts that card without paying its mana cost. Then the player shuffles.
The lingering feeling of wrongness is the only trace of what was about to be.

Reality Construct |
Legendary Artifact Creature - Illusion Construct
You may pay to cast Reality Construct rather than pay its mana cost.
Reality Construct has every activated ability on the battlefield.
Whenever damage is dealt to Reality Construct, Reality Construct deals that much damage to each player.
If Reality Construct is destroyed, the player who controls the spell or ability that destroyed it loses the game.
0/10
"Reality is subjective." -Mishra

Social Construction
Creature — Illusion Avatar
Hexproof
Social Construct gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control and each card in your hand.
Social Construct gets -1/-1 for each creature you don't control and each card in an opponent's hand.
0/0

Social Butterfly
Creature - Insect
Flying, vigilance
Whenever Social Butterfly blocks or is blocked, you and the other creature's controller each draw a card.
3/3

Butterfly Collection

Artifact
Whenever an insect dies, you may exile it. If you do, Butterfly Collection gains its abilities.
Though they were all pinned to the same board, Rastaron somehow doubted that every article in his mentor's collection counted as a butterfly.