Amaranth Spice Merchant
Creature - Human Trader
When you tap your second nonbasic land each turn, add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
1/2

War-Profit Merchant
Creature — Human Mercenary
When War-Profit Merchant enters the battlefield, arm it. (Create and attach to it an Equipment artifact token with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and equip .)
: Target opponent gains control of target artifact you control. You draw a card.
1/2

Villeroy, Raconteur & Profiteer
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
Pacifist (~ can't attack or block)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses one:
* Put a Treasure token onto the battlefield under their control. You gain 1 life.
* They gain 1 life. You put a Treasure token onto the battlefield under your control.
1/6

Better in multiplayer. The bigger the audience, the better stories and the profit.

Zephyr-Tailed Raconteur
Creature — Fox Bard
Saga spells you control have flash.
Wits as fast as his tails.
2/1

Heads I Win, Tails You Lose
Instant
Flip a coin. If you win, ~ deals 3 damage to target creature. Otherwise, it deals 3 damage to target player.

Lose Yourself

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Legendary Creature
You control enchanted creature
Enchanted creature has no name.

Curse of Self
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token copy of enchanted creature under the control of enchanted creature's controller. It has "At the beginning of each player's upkeep, you lose 1 life."
"If you like your own company so much, I will drown you in it." - Jaryn, Scorned Lover

Overfamiliar Socialite
Creature — Vampire Noble
Haste
At the beginning of combat on your turn, each opponent reveals the top card on their library. If an opponent revealed a legendary creature or planeswalker card, they draw that card and you create a token that's a copy of that card. The token gains haste until end of turn. At the beginning of the next end step, exile that token.
"Excuse me, I am a close friend of the bride's father. Oh, there he is—Anhelo! Anhelo!"
3/1

Social Anxiety
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't activate abilities, attack or block as long as there is another creature on the battlefied.

Separation Anxiety
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks or blocks alone, Separation Anxiety deals 2 damage to it.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks or blocks with another creature, it and target other creature you control each get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Anxious Apprentice |
Creature - Human Cleric (U)
When ~ dies, if it was sacrificed, choose one —
• Create two tapped treasure tokens.
• You draw two cards and lose two life.
• Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
1/1

Canny Apprentice

Creature - Human
Soulbond
When the creature Canny Apprentice is paired with dies, Canny apprentice becomes a copy of it.
0/1

Uncanny Likeness
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, ~ becomes a copy of another creature, except ~ has power and toughness 1/1."

Like Like
Creature - Ooze
Defender
Whenever Like Like blocks or is blocked by a creature, exile all Equipment attached to that creature.
When Like Like leaves the battlefield, return all Equipment cards exiled with it to the battlefield under their owners' control.
1/4

i wonder which word the next player will use

Like Water

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature has Hexproof.
: Untap enchanted creature and remove it from combat.

Darkwater Tunnels
Land
When ~ enters the battlefield, mill or discard a card. If you don't, ~ enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or .

Milling one card is such a non-cost and often a benefit that I think that card is basically better than Underground Sea.

Tunnel Through
Sorcery
Target creature can't be blocked this turn if its power is 2 or less and/or if it's a Goblin or Dwarf.
Overload—, Sacrifice two Mountains

I don't not disagree... Maybe pay or sac on EtB?

Go Through
Instant
Target blocked creature gets +4/+4 and trample until end of turn. Reduce the toughness of all creatures blocking that creature to 1 until end of turn.
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Go Under
Instant
Remove target blocked creature from combat and prevent all combat damage to it this turn. It deals damage equal to its power to defending player.

Underestimate
Instant
Target creature exchanges power with another target creature until end of turn.
Learn.
"Any hope you had of success was merely a rounding error." —Cairu, Quandrix mage-student