Non-Simultaneous Double Squees
Legendary Creature - Goblin Noble
When Non-Simultaneous Double Squees dies, create a legendary 1/1 red Goblin Noble creature token named Pseudo-Squee with 'When Pseudo-Squee dies, return Non-Simultaneous Double Squees from your graveyard to your hand'.
1/1

I actually want to learn Bridge now; I just always assumed it involved more randomness like most standard playing card games.

Double
Instant
Copy ~ target spell. You may choose new targets and modes for the copy.
--/SPLIT/--
Nothing
Instant
Counter target spell.

Nothing to See
Instant
Target creature you control connives. Each creature you control with one or more counters gains hexproof until end of turn.

See the Possibilities —
Sorcery (U)
Target creature you control explores, then connives. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it’s a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on the creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard. Then draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put another +1/+1 counter on the creature.)
“Just imagine what we could build here!”
—Goldtooth, to Littlelaugh

The Realm of Possibility
Sorcery
Search your library for an instant or sorcery card and cast it. Then shuffle your library.




it's got a steep learning curve but it is a brilliant game. I have been a fairly serious player for the last ~5 years or so

as for the randomness, it's true that if you just shuffle and deal then whoever gets the better cards is likely to be more successful, but the competitive form of the game is always played as "duplicate bridge", which means that the cards are dealt the same way at every table. in effect you are competing against the people who have the same cards as you, which makes it predominantly a game of skill, though certainly chance still plays a part

Realmtaker
Creature — Demon Berserker
Menace
Boast — : The next time Realmtaker deals combat damage to a planeswalker or battle this turn, remove that many counters from that permanent and put that many +1/+1 counters on Realmtaker.
2/2

Take Twenty
Instant
Exile target spell you control. During your next turn, you may cast it from exile without paying its mana cost. If you do, it can't be countered.

Envision A Better World
Sorcery
Discard all the cards in your hand. Then exile that many cards from the top of your library plus one. Whenever you exile a card this way, choose one—

• You may play that card until end of your next turn.
• You may sacrifice a permanent that shares a type with that card and has mana value equal to or greater than that card's mana value minus one. If you do, put the exiled card onto the battlefield.
• Put that card in your graveyard. Create a tapped Treasure token.

Underworld Horde
Creature - Demon Army (M)
Trample, ward - Sacrifice two permanents
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a creature, create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target".
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a land, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a noncreature, nonland permanent, create a 1/1 black Imp creature token with flying.
6/6

Stormwing Horde
Creature — Human Berserker
Dash
When Stormwing Horde enters the battlefield, if it was cast with its dash cost, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to its owner's hand.
2/1

Lemming Umbra
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, create a token that's a copy of it except it's a 1/1. Sacrifice that token when Lemming Umbra leaves the battlefield.
Totem armor

Tortoise Umbra —
Enchantment — Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has hexproof and defender.
Totem armor

The Beast of Axe Gang
Legendary Creature — Human Assassin
Prowess, menace
Each noncreature, nonland card you own that isn’t on the battlefield has madness. The madness cost is equal to its mana cost.
2/2

Frozen Axe
Snow Artifact - Equipment (U)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each differently named snow land you control and has vigilance.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls and put a stun counter on that creature.
Equip

Walt Disney's Frozen
Enchantment — Saga
I, II - Tap up to X target permanents and put X stun counters on it, where X is the number of lore counters on Walt Disney's Frozen.
III - Remove any number of stun counters from any number of permanents. For each stun counter removed from a permanent, its controller draws a card.

Hypnotic Voice
Sorcery
Tap target creature and put X stun counters on it. You gain control of that creature as long as it remains tapped. As long as it's tapped, it has haste and "This creature can attack or block as though it were untapped."
The earth became the vibrato of his words. The air became promise; the horizon, the curve of his lips.

Originally had "This spell costs less if you control an Aura, Siren, or Bard."