Ember Elemental
Creature - Elemental
Haste
If ~ would deal combat damage to another creature, it deals that much damage to you instead.
[3/1]

Impulsive Fire-Flinger
Creature - Goblin Shaman
Whenever you play a card from exile, ~ deals 1 damage to target player.
1/1

Copyright Lawyer
Creature ─ Goblin Wizard (U)
When Copyright Lawyer enters the battlefield, name an artifact card.
The named artifact card can't be played.
2/2
Tsk tsk. See this right here? Some wizards craft works of wonder but can't dot an "i" to save their life.

Rush Delivery
Sorcery
Creatures you control get haste until end of turn, then they get +1/+0 for each instance of haste among creatures you control until end of turn.

Sudden Breakthrough
Sorcery (R)
Untap each artifact you control.
Put a non-creature artifact card from your hand onto the battlefield.
He had been juggling the pieces of the puzzle for weeks when it suddenly all snapped into place.

Warmonger Wyrm
Creature - Dragon
Flying, Haste
Whenever ~ attacks, it deals damage equal to its power to defending player.
Whenever an opponent attacks you with one or more creatures, ~ deals damage equal to its power to that player.
[2/4]

Mind Blown
Sorcery
Exile your library. ~ deals X damage to target opponent and each creature and each planeswalker they control, where X is the number of cards exiled this way.
Exile ~.
"A mind is curious thing, possessing unfathomable potential kept in check by a fear of destroying itself in doing so. Just imagine what we could do if we removed that one barrier!" - Doctor Tratik

Tyrant's Execution
Sorcery
~ costs less to cast, where X is the amount of noncombat damage dealt to opponents this turn.
~ deals 5 damage to any target.

Stakeout
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked.
If enchanted creature would combat damage, return ~ to your hand. If you do, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.
"Wait until they are at their most vulnerable, then strike swiftly."

Dehumanize
Instant (U)
Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a token copy of it except it's a 0/1 homunculus.
"Here's a token of my appreciation."
─Vont, to Pialo

Cursed Breath
Sorcery
Each creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Until then, whenever a creature with 0 or less toughness dies, another target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
The miasmic mist plaguing the village was their former lord's punishment for usurping him. With the last of the air in his lungs, he cursed his traitorous subjects.

Grave Mistake |
Instant (U)
Exile all cards from target player's graveyard. That player loses life equal to the number of nonland cards exiled this way.

Harvest Suffering
Sorcery
Each player's life total becomes 5. Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with "Opponents can't lose the game for having 0 or less life."
"I put blood and sweat into tending my fields, same as you farmer. They just aren't my own."

Caller of Miseries —
Creature — Phyrexian Imp (R)
Flying, lifelink
When Caller of Miseries enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on each other creature with mana value equal to or less than the mana you spent to cast Caller of Miseries.
Whenever Caller of Miseries deals combat damage to a player, you may pay 3 life. If you do, proliferate.
3/3

The Silent God
Legendary Creature - Assassin God (M)
When The Silent God enters the battlefield, Assassins you control gain “: Destroy target creature” until end of turn.
If The Silent God would leave the battlefield, instead exile it with three time counters on it.
Suspend 3 -
7/5

Evard Enoct, Roaming Mausoleum
Legendary Artifact Creature - God Construct
Indestructible
When ~ enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target creature card in a graveyard to the battlefield.
~ isn't a creature unless a creature died this turn.
[8/8]

Banana Bandit —
Creature — Monkey Rogue (U)
Flash
When Banana Bandit enters the battlefield, you gain control of target activiated ability of a food artifact.
1/1

Coconut Craven
Creature - Monkey Rogue
When ~ enters the battlefied, create a Food artifact token.
If you would gain life from a Food source, you may have ~ deals that much damage to each opponent instead.
[2/1]

Rognakth, Kher Keep Champion |
Legendary Creature - Kobold Knight (M)
Double strike
Renown X (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the amount of damage it dealt to that player, and it becomes renowned.)
Dash
1/1

Brimstone Elemental
Creature - Elemental (R)
Haste, Menace
Damage dealt by ~ can't be prevented.
Whenever another player gains life, ~ deals that much damage to them.
[4/2]