Vote: Rag

I deserve victory because I care.

Always.

Vote: KoD

I don't deserve to win which is why i must

You heard it straight from the soice. Rag doesn't deserve victory. I rest my case.

I'm so happy.

It's a Christmas miracle! Huzzah!

games not over yet

Yeah, well, RNGesus ruled in my favor.

So, Ha.

Also, I told you you were evil. Why'd you do that?

seems like a mixed blessing tbh

rngesus is a bit of a loose cannon and may or may not be possessed by void entities

Listen.

I'd ally with forces both above and below to get rid of you.

What's a little void in my life but another means to an end, eh?

>Print "RNGesus corruption is within tolerable levels"
>Rendering...

>Print "You see? We are a choir. We sing xmas carols."
>Rendering...

>Print "They are here with us. Because it is Xmas."

See that?

Absolutely nothing to worry about. Except the part where victory will not be yours.

The greatest gift one can receive during the Rumble season is the blessing of RNGesus. The dead were praying for his blessing, but they fell on Rag's deaf ears. Instead she shunned the god thinking somebody other than RNGesus would decide the outcome of this game. She was wrong.

RNGesus has blessed KoD with glory. Krampus has won the game.

I guess this is what happens when you leave things in the hand of the paranoid cop. Also I see he still didn't bless me with a pear tree though.

Here's the game breakdown:

Rag, Dark, Neon and Aaarrrgh were your starting cops (paranoid, naive, sane and insane respectively). Sky was a back up and took over for Aaarrrgh. Fred was a N0 delayed one shot vig whose kill came through N3. Goose was a relative miller. Dusky was a N2 lightning rod. Zinger was the robot Santa from Futurama (hence why his role PM stated everybody was naughty) who killed the first player that targeted him each night. KoD was Krampus who had a targeted kill each night. Both would survive the first kill they made on the other. Tevish was RNGesus. He graciously consented to step in to arbitrarily decide who would win based on the arguments made to him during the 1v1.

Targeting notes are that Fred killed Zinger N0; Zinger killed Aaarrrgh and Dark; KoD was responsible for all other night deaths; nobody targeted Goose ever; nobody lied about the results they received so zingers chart should be pretty cop accurate.

F̵a̴ ̷̲͠l̴̬͌ą̴̎ ̸̯͘l̶̺͖͂͂ȃ̴͎̄ ̶̲͍͝l̶̨̪̪̑̇a̶̫͠ ̷͔̹̍ļ̵̠͎̪̀́̈́̚a̷̡͔̲͕̍̅͆͒, l̵̟̮͇̤̜̐͂̕a̴͓͖̬̝̗͊́́̐̕ ̵̩͉͆̄̿l̵̥̖̣̜͕͕̋ͅa̸̛̟͉̥̽̓͑̕͘͜ ̸̨̈́l̶̺͕͓͚̻̜̙̯͖͚͖͔̳͔͉̔̓̒̀̅̽̈́͋̂̕͜͝͠a̸̡͓̦͔̘͍̮̦͊͐͊͑̚͜ ̸̡̝̫̻̭͇͎̐́̍͛̽̈́̐́͜ͅḻ̵̨̢̨̡̼̪̺̬̤͇̣͈̘̬̻̲͎̦̳̦͓͔̖̰͚̺̤͎̼̬̭̩̖̣̯̗̦͉̜̔̃̋́͐͛͐̿̃̋̐͑̄͑̓͐͋̎̓͂̒͆̓͗̆͒̆͗̃͆̌̊͌̽̕͘̕̕͝͝ͅͅͅa̵̧̨̨̡̡̛̛͙̯͚̗͉̤͙͖̟̞̬̱͎̦̬͎̣̫̜͖͆̔̈́̎̐̄̊̀̀̈́̊̄̂͐̿́͆̓̌̒̈́͂̑̔̓̚̚͜ͅ!̶̡̢̛̛̠̪̰͈̯͙̺͇͎͚̣̞̮̿̈́͋̉̉̈́̒͆͋͝͠





I hope everyone enjoyed the RNGesus art. I generated via AI (natively run Stable Diffusion loaded with Anything v 3.0), at first using some basic text from the thread to salt prompts. Once patters emerged, I started telling a bit of a story while also using the AI art to help be more arbitrary, going with the prompts that seemed to create a better visual story.

Truly?

Glorious.

I absolutely had no idea what to expect with the RNGesus stuff. I thought it was just memes to make us anxious for the outcome.

Told y'all I had a list of everyone's alignments.

Y'all are Naughty. The whole lot o' yas.