Steal the Show —
Instant (U)
You gain control of target blocking creature. Remove it from combat.
Spectacle (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)

Show of Force-
Sorcery
Choose two target creatures you control and one target creature you don't control. Each chosen creature fights each other chosen creature. (The fights happen simultaneously.)
Until end of turn, whenever one of the chosen creatures dies, draw a card.
The Azorius call it a crime. The Rakdos call it the main event.

Neat.

You Have Forced My Hand
Ongoing Scheme
When you set this scheme in motion, draw cards until you have 10 cards in your hand.
You can't draw cards.
When you have no cards in hand, abandon this scheme.

Get it? You bite the hand that feeds...

Feed the Animals
Sorcery
Create a Food token. Then, distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of creatures you control, where X is the number of Food tokens you control.

yes

Animal House
Enchantment
Goat, Horse, Ox, and Sheep creatures you control have hexproof.
"...So, like, a stable?"

Hollowhenge, House of Wolves
Legendary Land (R)
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may have target Wolf or Werewolf creature you control fight it.
: Add . If this mana is spent to cast a Wolf or Werewolf creature spell, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn as it enters the battlefield.

Optional Flavor Text: The usurpers of the town knew if they didn't defend their new territory, then they themselves would meet the same fate as the humans before them.

Edit: I literally made.this as a referemce to the song by MCR and then changed the one word that made this fit the game

I lost track of my sentence.

The Big Bad
Legendary Creature — Villain
Menace, persist
When The Big Bad enters the battlefield, choose a random Scheme card and set it into motion.
Acorn Stamp
3/3

Big Bad Leroy Brown
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
Haste
~ can't be blocked by unpaired creatures.
Creatures your opponents control have Soulbond and "This creature gets +2/+2 as long as it is paired."
[4/4]

Radagast the Brown
Legendary Creature — Maia Wizard
If you would draw a card, instead reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal two cards with mana value 1 or less. Put those cards in your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
, Reveal a creature card with mana value 1 or less from your hand: Radagast the Brown becomes a copy of the revealed card until end of turn.
0/4

Radagast's Mirth

Sorcery (C)

Choose one -
- Create a tapped Forest land token.
- Create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
- Create three Food tokens.

Commodore Guff, the Mirthful
Legendary Planeswalker — Guff
: Scry 3.
: Target player reveals a random card from their hand. If it's you or a teammate, they gain life equal to that card's mana value. If it's an opponent, Commodore Guff deals damage to that player equal to that card's mana value.
: You get an emblem with "The first time you would draw a card each turn, instead put your hand on the bottom of your library in random order then draw X cards."

Take No Guff-
Instant
Counter target spell or ability that targets a spell or ability you control.
Draw a card.
"I said what I said."~Chandra

Take a Bow
Sorcery
Cast Take a Bow only if you've gained life this turn or if you've drawn multiple cards this turn.
Gain 5 life and draw two cards.

Pretty Bow
Artifact — Equipment Treasure
Equipped creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater mana value.
, Sacrifice Pretty Bow: Add one mana of any color. Until end of turn, equipped creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater mana value.
Equip

Dokke, Pretty in Pink
Legendary Creature - Human Bard
: The next time a source would deal damage to ~, it deals that much damage to target Soldier you control.
At the beginning of your combat, if you cast a red or a white spell this turn, create a 2/2 red and white Soldier creature token with Haste and Vigilance.
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Pinky Promise

Enchantment (R)

When Pinky Promise enters the battlefield, each player searches their library for a card and exiles it, then shuffles.
: Target opponent may play a card they own exiled by Pinky Promise this turn. Any player may activate this ability.

Broken Promises
Instant
Destroy target enchantment, planeswalker, or creature that's enchanted.
"You must learn to lift yourself. Else, in time, you will learn you never flew." — Ayara, First of Lochthwain