Backroom Brawler —
Creature — Human Rogue (C)
Aggressive (As long as this creature is unblocked, double all damage it would deal.)
The Sidewinder Saloon had a reputation for being home to all sorts of rogues, rapscallions, and rapacious individuals. This, of course, only made Worren like it all the better.
1/1

Fireheart Rager

Creature -- Giant Berserker (U)
Berserk (Whenever this creature attacks, you may double its power. If you do, sacrifice it at end of turn.)
When Fireheart Rager dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
2/4

Wow, almost ten whole months without a post. I don't mean to endlessly necro my own thread—56 pages is a good enough run—but some people seem to really enjoy it, so I'm inclined to bring it back every now and then.

Mad-Eyed Maniac —
Creature — Goblin Berserker
: Mad-Eyed Maniac gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Carnage (You may cast this spell during your declare attackers step for . When you do, it enters the battlefield tapped and attacking.)
1/2

Poison Ivy
Creature - Plant (C)
Defender, Deathtouch.
Every plane's evolutionary process seems to independently develop a plant with really pointy thorns.
2/2

Tithe Vault
Land
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or .
Extort

Horizon Charger —
Creature — Beast (R)
Trample
Forecast —Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token.
6/6

Man, this used to be my favorite game thread. Thanks for reminding me about it.

Prideful Lawkeeper
Creature - Human Soldier (C)
Grit (As long as a creature you control without grit is attacking, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to this creature.)
"Come on, fellas. We've got an outlaw to catch."
2/1

Defibrillate —
Instant
Defibrillate deals 4 damage to any target.
You may cast Defibrillate halfheartedly for . If you do, it deals 2 damage to any target.
"Clear!"

Refugee Smuggler
Creature - Human Rogue (R)
First Strike
Whenever Refugee Smuggler attacks and isn't blocked, you may pay . If you do, import a creature card. (Put a creature card that you own from outside the game into your hand.)
[3/2]

Barreling Boulder
Sorcery
~ deals 3 damage to any target.
Kinetic (If this card would be moved from one zone to another, you may reveal and play this card instead.)

Slimegorger —
Creature — Slug
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
4/3

Mutagenic Sludge
Creature - Ooze
Mutate
This creature gets +2/+2.
[0/0]

Nice: Your creature enters the battlefield on this side if the net life you lost since your last turn is 0 or less.
Naughty: Your creature enters the battlefield on this side the the net life you lost since your last turn is 1 or greater.

Raving Zealot
Creature - Goblin Cleric
When ~ enters the battlefield, you become the oligarch (The first time you would draw a card each turn, you may exile that card instead. You may play that card until the end of your turn as though it had flash).
~ has indestructible and deathtouch as long as you have cast a spell this turn.
[2/1]

dont think monarch is considered a keyword, but Im breaking rules

Storm Raven —
Creature — Bird (C)
Flying
Paradox—If you cast a spell with the same mana value as this card this turn, Storm Raven enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
1/2

Tempted by Peace —
Enchantment — Aura (U)
Enchant creature
When Tempted by Peace enters the battlefield, you and enchanted creature's controller each draw a card.
Enchanted creature is reluctant to attack, block, or have its abilities activated. (It can't do any of those things unless its controller pays .)

Sudden Rebuttal —
Instant
Split second
Counter target spell.
The incantation failed the moment the words left his lips. His opponent sat smugly across the stage. He had never even heard the "No."