Should have been a licid rather than a jellyfish. That said, this is a Future Sight that can be my commander, which is cool.

weirdest typeline in history?

Yeah, for a second this just looked fake to me, especially because of how they had to shrink the font. Also, the Reality Chip is such a big part of the story, and calling it a jellyfish just because it has tendrils is humorously absurd.

Can't say I expected creature equipment to be a thing, but the implementation seems solid. I'm excited to see how they play, and the fact that they made one a commander option is cool.