"...it offends them when you call them by numbers instead of names."

"Even if he's your friend, you should never ...ever... call a guy..."

"...girlfriend!"

"Confucius say: Man with hindsight..."

"... spend too much time staring at butts".

"He killed the goose that..."

"...fed him."

"Happy New..."

"... Face, you needed it, uggo."

"Once upon a time..."

~SE++

"...The End. Now go to bed."

"Suffer the little people..."

"...only because you never know what those Oompa Loompas are packing."

"It was the best of times..."

"... just like the absolute best man. Oh it was so wicked"

"It's a bird, it's a plane..."

"...it's a Romulan warbird, oh my!"

"What we need is..."

"...to figure out what we need."

"Desperate times..."

"... asks for a watch advance."

"Drop by Drop, water washes..."

"...your clothes. Add some soap. Washing machines aint that hard brotha..."

"The amazing thing about breadfruit is..."

"... how spiky it is. Like bleed-inducing spikiness"

"Ask not what your country can do..."

"... period. Seriously, it's dirt. A country can't do anything except grow plants. Now go do something for yourself you lazy jerk."

"Life is like a box of partially dehydrated soy beans..."

~SE++

"...no, I really like box of chocolates. Have Gump say that. Soy beans doesn't cut it."

"Run, Forrest,..."

"...tree, wood, squirrel, shotgun... um and then I guess the next word that comes to mind is squirrel again."

"Pizza is to steamrollers what mashed potatoes are to..."

"...your brains."

"I am Sam I am, and I will not eat..."

"... spam, grapes or meat"

"Welcome to my parlour said..."

"...that one guy with the parlour."

"When in doubt ..."

...puzzle it out"

"Once bitten, twice..."