Something's rotten with the state of 150cc. Star Cup ended in disaster: broken axles, popped tires, kart frames sliced in half, burning on the road. Shy Guy was executed, his soul sapped clean from his fearful body; Dry Bones was found in a pile of shattered, well, bones. There's clearly a hunt on, and it's not for gold.

Someone has taken this party game too far.

Welcome to Double Dash Mafia

This is your Mario Kart. Featuring a fullish suite of items, unforgettable moments of bonding, a unique partnership system, exciting rubber banding mechanics, and definitely no betrayal.

Game Information
-8 player minimum.
-Choose your character on sign-up. Karts optional. (See here for characters)
-You don't get to pick your partner. (But you're free to make recommendations that I will disregard.)

Official List of Friends
1. Daisy, Parade Kart (Duskyblue)
2. Mario, Turbo Birdo (KoD)
3. Luigi, Green Flame (Zinger)
4. Waluigi, Waluigi Racer (Tevish Szat)
5. Diddy Kong, Barrel Train (Aaarrrgh)
6. Yoshi, Parade Kart (JD)
7. Birdo, Turbo Birdo (DaRkStAr)
8. Paratroopa, Para Wing (Faerie)
9. King Boo, Boo Pipes (Silverfish)
10. Koopa Troopa, Koopa Dasher (Legacy of Smiles)
11. Baby Bowser, Stroller (Captan_Lunch)

To be honest, though, if you pick a baby, you're going to get a terrible role.

I guarantee it.

I'm in!

Charakter: Daisy
Kart: Parade Kart (flexible here if my partner wants something else)

I refuse to be paired with a baby.

Also, does this have Spiney Shells? Asking for KoD.

I'm in.

Character: Mario

Kart Choice: Turbo Birdo

All that matters is that someone is getting rammed off the race track.

And blue shells are a thing.

Well if he's in, I'm in.


I'll be Luigi, rocking the Green Flame, obviously.

And I know we can't pick our partner, but Luigi wanted me to tell you that if Mario isn't his partner, he might subject you to terrifying shots of his gum line.

Count me in. I'll be Waluigi and take the Waluigi racer because it's Waluigi Time

/IN as Diddy Kong in the Barrel Train, please.

I suppose I'll in as Yoshi. Dinosaurs are cool.

Also it seems my partner already picked out kart. <_<

Birdo - Turbo Birdo

I've got a cookie.

That is seven, presuming that I've included everyone.

Note, though, that 8 is only a floor. The game can still accommodate several more players.

We need at least 1 more player.

In

Paratroopa - Para Wing

Well. It seems if I join I should attempt to drag a friend over to not upset your glorious number of even players. The more the merrier, right? I'll work on that. In the mean time, I still owe KoD a game.

I'll be King Boo. Please surprise me with any kart.

/in as Koopa Troopa

Happy to be surprised by my kart

Muwahahahahhaa!

We now have ten players, so the race is officially on.

Sign-ups will remain open till the end of the current active game, plus 2-3 days.

Signups are now closed. The game should start on Thursday.

Sorry for the spoiler.