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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:28 am 
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In the M:EM High School, Narissa Enshar develops a huge crush on Mari Gwynn. She tries to lock herself in a closet with her, but massively embarrasses herself. Mari decides that Narissa is actually really swole and asks her out on a date. Surprisingly, the date is a complete success, and Narissa and Mari decide to continue dating!

Poor Antine. Also, I never pictured Narissa as "swole."

I always pictured as at least somewhat buff, so that's one meaning of swole :D

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Tryst begins traveling with Aloise Hartley. Together, they interrupts a romantic meeting between Beryl, the Heart-Scarred and Nasperge.

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Umm... ORCISH! I NEED YOUR HELP!

If you tweak the wording and use the "romantically" in the literary way... that could be less scarring.

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After speaking with Urassaya Vath, Sharaka decides to search for a mysterious treasure on Zent. For the sake of safety, Sharaka seeks to travel with Urassaya. After a long and eventful adventure, they finally reach a mysterious temple. After hours of searching, they find their treasure! Triumphantly, Sharaka raises a priceless lamp over her head!

Sharaka and Urassaya would be an interesting mash-up. Their personalities are very different, but they do have several things in common.

I'm imagining Urassaya trying to explain that her concept of marriage isn't just "your favorite people to have a foursome with", but Sharaka ain't so easily fooled :V

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In the M:EM High School, Illarion Vale wants to cheat off of Scarlet’s test in Elphimas’s class. Scar is appalled that he would stoop to cheating!

...Or so she says as she steals Illarion's wallet...

Ha!

Also, Scar could be baffled that he'd try to cheat in Elphimas' class, if anything. Y'know, the one teacher who has 360 degrees vision and can see through stuff? :D

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:30 pm 
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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch an Octopus Ally battle a murderous Gigantic Miniature Angel Artificer.

A Gigantic Minia-what?

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Asher's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Clade arrives! He comforts Asher, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Asher and Clade head off to explore Ravnica.

AKA Return to Return to Return to Ravnica: Oh ****.

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Maral, Celestial Wright. Poor Maral.

oh no

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The Magician Nasperge is bored, and decides to give an Aubedore reading to an Ouphe.

Nasperge draws the Well (inverted), the Servant (inverted), and the Sufferer, and declares his reading thrilling.

*Tulemnak raises an eyebrow, expecting an explanation*

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In the M:EM High School, Cara Holis picks a fight with Sharaka in the band room. Before things get too bad, they are pulled apart by magical forces.

Ooo, sounds like there might something interesting behind this...

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In a very special musical episode, Morgan of Voor seeks revenge upon Raiker Venn... in song!

Suggestions for the soundtrack of said revenge effort are open. First entry

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Gale throws a party on Solphos. She invites Ygraine of Segovia, Zhiran, A Timmerian fiend and Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, but who cares? It’s not like I was invited, the lousy little so-and-so’s. They think they’re so cool with their parties and their scarves and their Noggle Ale, and they don’t have any time to spare for a friendly neighborhood narrator who only wants to join in the fun. Oh, I get so lonely sometimes, sitting up here, watching the action, trying to put it all into words. When’s going to be my time! Huh! I need to get out of here…

Aww, in this period that strikes somewhat close to home.

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Morgezka Shanak throws a party on Ravnica. She invites The Duchess, Sharaka, Clade and Zhiran, but nobody shows up!

1. Clade was already there. One guess as to why the rest dodged.
2. What the hell is Sharaka doing in that kind of company lol

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:09 am 
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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch an Octopus Ally battle a murderous Gigantic Miniature Angel Artificer.

A Gigantic Minia-what?

So...regular size, or...

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Maral, Celestial Wright. Poor Maral.

oh no

What do we call a smith so self-reliant:
A giant failure, or a failing giant?
You set yourself to do the work of gods,
To make the things that godly hands have made,
You thought that skill alone would even odds,
Then set upon your task, so unafraid.
Though relics may be clear within your mind,
The touch of gods is far more rare to find.
Enamored with your skill so thinly veiled,
You kept to work with ever-mounting dread,
And time and time again you tried and failed,
Until the skill you loved had turned and fled.
If you had loved, you should have gave a ring,
But then again, you couldn't make the thing.

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The Magician Nasperge is bored, and decides to give an Aubedore reading to an Ouphe.

Nasperge draws the Well (inverted), the Servant (inverted), and the Sufferer, and declares his reading thrilling.

*Tulemnak raises an eyebrow, expecting an explanation*

*Nas just smiles back, expecting payment*

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In the M:EM High School, Cara Holis picks a fight with Sharaka in the band room. Before things get too bad, they are pulled apart by magical forces.

Ooo, sounds like there might something interesting behind this...

Is there some magical, musical mystery in the band room? Tune in to the next episode of M:EM High School!

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Gale throws a party on Solphos. She invites Ygraine of Segovia, Zhiran, A Timmerian fiend and Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, but who cares? It’s not like I was invited, the lousy little so-and-so’s. They think they’re so cool with their parties and their scarves and their Noggle Ale, and they don’t have any time to spare for a friendly neighborhood narrator who only wants to join in the fun. Oh, I get so lonely sometimes, sitting up here, watching the action, trying to put it all into words. When’s going to be my time! Huh! I need to get out of here…

Aww, in this period that strikes somewhat close to home.

Scarves?

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Morgezka Shanak throws a party on Ravnica. She invites The Duchess, Sharaka, Clade and Zhiran, but nobody shows up!

1. Clade was already there. One guess as to why the rest dodged.
2. What the hell is Sharaka doing in that kind of company lol

Either Morgezka knows something we don't, or Elphimas is pulling strings to get their friend into all the right parties...

...which she then no-shows anyway...


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The Magician Nasperge is bored, and decides to give an Aubedore reading to an Ouphe.

Nasperge draws the Well (inverted), the Servant (inverted), and the Sufferer, and declares his reading thrilling.

*Tulemnak raises an eyebrow, expecting an explanation*

*Nas just smiles back, expecting payment*

*Tulemnak looks up*
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Morgezka Shanak throws a party on Ravnica. She invites The Duchess, Sharaka, Clade and Zhiran, but nobody shows up!

[...] 2. What the hell is Sharaka doing in that kind of company lol

Either Morgezka knows something we don't, or Elphimas is pulling strings to get their friend into all the right parties...

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She invites The Duchess, Sharaka, Clade and Zhiran

right parties

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:45 pm 
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To be fair, being on The Duchess's good side is decidedly preferable to the opposite.

Although I admit, being completely unknown to her is a still better option.


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A Timmerian fiend seeks to prolong its life, and it plans to do this by enlisting Raiker Venn's help.

This may be the rare case where someone might emerge completely satisfied from a deal with Raiker.

...MIGHT, mind you.

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In the M:EM High School, Gruff invites Mari Gwynn to the Spring Formal. Unfortunately, they turn out to be a really awkward pairing!

No, really?

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Lia Xin spends an afternoon watching a rainbow with Lukas Harran.

...aww, that sounds like a poignant moment that could really happen.

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In the M:EM High School, Alessa Rehn wants to cheat off of Scarlet’s test in Ellia the Endbringer’s class. Scar is conflicted, trying to mentally balance the need for social acceptance with the fundamental desire for academic honesty.

Academic honesty aka bodily integrity. Or as Scar would put it, "keeping my limbs in the right order".

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Morgezka Shanak spends an afternoon watching a rainbow with Renn Winmoore and Chardis of the Dual-Walkers.

That assortment of names dealt psychic damage to me.

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Illarion Vale throws a party on Aralheim. He invites Dantalion, Ungar Landvik, Chardis of the Dual-Walkers and Vasilias, Lord of Ariva, but then Illarion never shows up and stiffs them with the bill!

Speaking of good parties, were we?

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Lumina Revelaris has gone missing, and now Vasilias, Lord of Ariva goes in search of her. The search takes Vasilias from Thorneau to Mirrodin and finally to Arbagoth, where he discovers that Lumina doesn’t want to be found!

Lumina: Not by him I don't!

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Nasperge regales Beryl, the Heart-Scarred with stories of his youth.

Oh?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:07 pm 
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It's been a while. How about some rando?

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Raleris, the Lorekeeper finds himself in command of a very strange army comprised of Viashinos, Skeleton Spirit Rabbit Pirates, Faerie Allys, and even Sponges.

Jade: "You have some VERY strange dreams, Relaris."

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After an unfortunate incident, Raiker Venn is suffering from a parasitic dark hatchling. Now, that **** has to travel to Zent in search of Aamir in the desperate hope that he can help.

I would advise disbelieving him, Aamir.

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During a volcanic eruption, Orida Vise saves Aamir's life.

I feel like this would be a significant challenge to Aamir's sense of propriety. Also, I'm now imagining the carnage that would ensue if he brought her home to meet the family... :takei:

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a Hydra battle an ingenious Plant Giant.

I like it. This sounds like an entry for the Fight Club thread!

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Lumina Revelaris arrives unexpectedly on Iun Ilana. There she joins forces with Ungar Landvik. After the experience, she is left suffering from terrible nightmares!..in bed...with chains.

Okay, that is WAY too plausible.

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Syl of the Dual-Walkers travels to Zhiran's Academy.

Fascinating!

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In the M:EM High School, Cara Holis tricks Raef into going with her to the ‘Walkers’ Plain dance.

Hmm. It could work.

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In the M:EM High School, Daneera wants to cheat off of Hush-Hush’s test in Elphimas’s class. Hush-Hush has no moral qualms about this whatsoever.

And they can make sure she keeps quiet about it! Sadly, I would imagine Elphimas already knows.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:36 pm 
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I can't help but think Syl would hate the Academy grounds.

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Raleris, the Lorekeeper finds himself in command of a very strange army comprised of Viashinos, Skeleton Spirit Rabbit Pirates, Faerie Allys, and even Sponges.

Jade: "You have some VERY strange dreams, Relaris."

Are you making fun of Skellybuns, scourge of the Furry Seas?
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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a Hydra battle an ingenious Plant Giant.

I like it. This sounds like an entry for the Fight Club thread!

Not getting any promising ideas to field it myself (yet)... but a Plant Giant is a concept I could grab and run to the Alliance roster with. Maybe I should pair random subtypes a bunch of times to get some inspiration to populate it :coffee:

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Lumina Revelaris arrives unexpectedly on Iun Ilana. There she joins forces with Ungar Landvik. After the experience, she is left suffering from terrible nightmares!..in bed...with chains.

Okay, that is WAY too plausible.

You mean, having harrowing nightmares as she's chained to a bed, or having nightmares about chains as she's sleeping in a bed?

...they both kinda work, really. I'm more intrigued as to what outlandish circumstances forced her and Undar to collaborate, really :D

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In the M:EM High School, Cara Holis tricks Raef into going with her to the ‘Walkers’ Plain dance.

Hmm. It could work.

Y'know, me and Barinellos came to the conclusion Cara would probably fit in the HS setting as ex-military (like Jack) turned into a specialized ghost exterminator. You know, for those everyday problems like howling attics and Sumerian ghosts in the fridge. She was probably en route to the school before Donagut&co brilliantly resolved the relevant issue some time ago.

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In the M:EM High School, Daneera wants to cheat off of Hush-Hush’s test in Elphimas’s class. Hush-Hush has no moral qualms about this whatsoever.

And they can make sure she keeps quiet about it! Sadly, I would imagine Elphimas already knows.

Prof. Elphimas: "Hush-Hush, your permission to engage telepathically with each other is due to your unique situation. Sharing data with anybody else during a test is still forbidden."

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Raleris, the Lorekeeper finds himself in command of a very strange army comprised of Viashinos, Skeleton Spirit Rabbit Pirates, Faerie Allys, and even Sponges.

Jade: "You have some VERY strange dreams, Relaris."

Are you making fun of Skellybuns, scourge of the Furry Seas?
...
I've rarely been so satisfied by such a quick sketch.

Ha! Very nice. That sketch is great, by the way.

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Lumina Revelaris arrives unexpectedly on Iun Ilana. There she joins forces with Ungar Landvik. After the experience, she is left suffering from terrible nightmares!..in bed...with chains.

Okay, that is WAY too plausible.

You mean, having harrowing nightmares as she's chained to a bed, or having nightmares about chains as she's sleeping in a bed?

...they both kinda work, really. I'm more intrigued as to what outlandish circumstances forced her and Undar to collaborate, really :D

I more just meant that joining forces with Ungar could very well lead to suffering from terrible nightmares!


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Blink attempts to explain the value of the Sword that Cuts Eternity to the Eightfold Lotus, but she realizes Jinsen couldn't care less!

Jinsen: I already have a sword. But we should perhaps discuss this dead, eyeless body here.

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In the M:EM High School, Alar wants to cheat off of Kalit Mudroha’s test in Clade’s class. Kalit allows it, but snitches to the teacher after class!

Well, that's not very nice, Kalit.

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Lukas Harran. Poor Lukas.

And suddenly, Lukas's run of good luck ends...wait... :huh:

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Huinn, Last of the Darkwings has gone missing, and now Raef goes in search of him. The search takes Raef from the turbulent land of Zendikar to Ikass and finally to Mercadia, where he is attacked by Penelophine, who was using Huinn as bait!

Huh?

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Asher attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Auric Avarius, Ungar Landvik, and Denner Fabellian.

Wow, Denner, quite the company you are keeping.

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In the M:EM High School, Sorinne Datharius is convinced that Denner Fabellian likes her. She drops numerous hints to him, but massively embarrasses herself. Denner decides to give her a chance by taking her on a date. Sorinne and Denner both have a wonderful time!

Ahh, that's kind of cute.

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Coincidentally, Kimberley Talon and Tryst both end up on Theros. There, Kimberley begins searching for The Archangel's Horns, but Tryst is determined to stop Kimberley by any means necessary.

Tryst: Trust me, sister, horns aren't all they're cracked up to be.

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Ellia the Endbringer regales Oleetaka with stories of her youth.

Well, that's subtly horrifying.

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In the M:EM High School, Sharaka wants to cheat off of Kahr-ret-Taris’s test in The Eightfold Lotus’s class. Interestingly, it is an ethics test examining the perceptions of right and wrong as defined by philosophers Immanuel Kant, who believed that the only “right” actions are those done for the “right” reasons resulting from duty, and John Stuart Mill, who believed that the morally “right” actions were those that resulted in the Utilitarian understanding of maximum pleasure. The irony of the nature of this particular test is completely lost on Sharaka.

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Ellia the Endbringer regales Oleetaka with stories of her youth.

Well, that's subtly horrifying.


Well, I can't say anything for Oleetaka, but if you want some stories from Ellia's youth... I'm working on it.

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Ellia the Endbringer regales Oleetaka with stories of her youth.

Well, that's subtly horrifying.


Well, I can't say anything for Oleetaka, but if you want some stories from Ellia's youth... I'm working on it.

Neat!


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Denner Fabellian finds himself in command of a very strange army comprised of Siren Assembly-Workers, Cyclopss, Incarnation Faerie Volvers, and even Nymph Soldiers.

Incarnation faerie volvers had to be one of the most insane combinations I've seen this thing spit out.

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In the dark of the night, Sundar Elarion is woken by a Dreadnought! The Dreadnought explains that he has been chosen to become the last defender of Kephalai and using the magic of The Golgothan Sylex, he can become the hero known as Magical Girl Sundar! Now the pair must keep Evil Sovereign Urassaya Vath from getting their hands on The Eye of Foresight and enacting their dastardly plan!


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Kimberley Talon wants to learn about how to bathe a Zombie, and so receives the artifact known as The Last of All from Kala, The Iron Doctor. However, Kala is suffering from typhoid, and will only help Kimberley if she goes to Siraus to see Blink about a cure. Blink knows about the cure, but will only give it to Kimberley if she can locate The Inferno Amulet. Kimberley searches for it on Kaldheim, home of Skybreen, but only finds a sand. At this point, Kimberley gives up on this side quest.


... Kimberly, that's for your own good. I don't know at which point it was best for everyone you didn't complete that quest.

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Eyeless spends an afternoon watching a rainbow with a newly ascended Planeswalker: a Young Spawn Soltari Rigger!

...wat.

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Sharaka's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Syl of the Dual-Walkers arrives! She comforts Sharaka, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Sharaka and Syl head off to explore the rogue plane Shandalar.

Pft, yeah I doubt that.

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Vasilias, Lord of Ariva begins searching for The Inferno Amulet. But things are rarely simple and matters take a serious turn when Winter's Heart appears too. Now Vasilias has a difficult choice to make.

You know, weirdly, that sounds more viable than it randomly knows.

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In the M:EM High School, Rimarra invites Ethal to the Fish Under the Sea dance. Unfortunately, Ethal spends all night talking about her date with Antine at the Spring Formal.


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Eyeless arrives on Kamigawa, in the possession of the artifact known as The Eye of Foresight. Mad with power, she uses The Eye of Foresight to terrible effect!
ooooooh, I see now.
Kinda.
The name is highly inaccurate now.

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Ilyta decides to write a guide for a new plane she found while unearthing an ancient civilization. It says:
Welcome to the plane of Ryjatusehy. It is a small plane that is a planet, and its land is mostly pastoral.

It is a post-apocalyptic place, with many small groups scattered across the world.

The plane's intelligent races are as diverse as Dominaria or Ravnica. Rhox,orcs,snake folk,faeries,aven,insect folk,viashino,gargoyles,apes,rat folk,orochi,goblins,leonin,ouphes,and surrakar,are all found here.

The plane's iconic creatures include Lammasu, Dinosaurs, Elementals, Demons, and Krakens.

Here, you'll find things are pretty normal, all things considered. Enjoy your stay!
Orochi and snake folk?

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Alessa Rehn does an Aubedore reading for Alar in the "Crossroads" pattern.

For the corners, she draws the Manacles, the Spider (inverted), the Knight (inverted), and the Flag (inverted).

For the spokes, she draws the Dwarf (inverted), the Pond, the Twins (inverted), and the Unicorn.

At the Crossroads, she lays the Dragon (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Bird (inverted), which is horizontal.

Alar does not believe Alessa's interpretation.

I mean, would you?
... Would you? I have no idea.

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Kimberley Talon wants to learn about how to bathe a Zombie, and so receives the artifact known as The Last of All from Kala, The Iron Doctor. However, Kala is suffering from typhoid, and will only help Kimberley if she goes to Siraus to see Blink about a cure. Blink knows about the cure, but will only give it to Kimberley if she can locate The Inferno Amulet. Kimberley searches for it on Kaldheim, home of Skybreen, but only finds a sand. At this point, Kimberley gives up on this side quest.


... Kimberly, that's for your own good. I don't know at which point it was best for everyone you didn't complete that quest.

My money is straight on the first sentence. The Last of All? Maral herself is unnerved by it, what the hell.

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Sharaka's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Syl of the Dual-Walkers arrives! She comforts Sharaka, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Sharaka and Syl head off to explore the rogue plane Shandalar.

Pft, yeah I doubt that.

"Seem" being the operative word. No lie, when I read the pairing my entire body tensed up on its own. Their HS interaction might have been a factor :V

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Vasilias, Lord of Ariva begins searching for The Inferno Amulet. But things are rarely simple and matters take a serious turn when Winter's Heart appears too. Now Vasilias has a difficult choice to make.

You know, weirdly, that sounds more viable than it randomly knows.

It's not common for a villain to have a surplus of available armageddon devices, for sure.

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It's been a while. Let's rando it up again!

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Desperately, Huinn, Last of the Darkwings saves Lia Xin's life. Lia returns the favor by trying to kill Huinn.

I feel as though these names are reversed...

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Coincidentally, Zhiran and Sundar Elarion both end up on Ravnica. There, they rendezvous to discuss their long-awaited plans.

I mean, both of these people are probably good at long-term planning, but in vastly different ways. I'm not really sure what Zhiran would want with Sundar, unless it had something to do with Tharandias, maybe...

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In the M:EM High School, Orida Vise wants to cheat off of Cara Holis’s test in The Shifter’s class. Cara is conflicted, trying to mentally balance the need for social acceptance with the fundamental desire for academic honesty.

Orida: "Huh? Look, I have no idea what you mean. Just give me the ghostdamn answers!"

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Rimarra begins searching for the Amulet of the Planeswalkers.

I wouldn't recommend it, Princess.

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Kahr-ret-Taris throws a party on Helkavin. He invites Raleris, the Lorekeeper, Sri Hara, Asher and Urassaya Vath, but things get awkward between Sri Hara and Raleris.

Neither one could remember the other's name. It's very awkward.

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Lady Nasina suffers from a Fox bite at the hands of a newly ascended Planeswalker: a Goat!

A fox bite...from a goat...

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In the M:EM High School, Dantalion is romantically interested in Hush-Hush. It tries to get Hanara to set it up with them, but Hanara is totally crushing on Hush-Hush. Hush-Hush decides that Dantalion is actually really sweet and asks it out on a date. Surprisingly, the date is a complete success, and Dantalion and Hush-Hush decide to continue dating!

Hell of a pronoun game with this one...

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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Renn Winmoore to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...

The ropes just fall straight through Ghost-boy.

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In the M:EM High School, Sorinne Datharius asks Asher to the Mountain of Love dance. Things go well until Urassaya Vath cuts in on the slow dance!

Granted, she wanted to dance with both of them...


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Desperately, Huinn, Last of the Darkwings saves Lia Xin's life. Lia returns the favor by trying to kill Huinn.

I feel as though these names are reversed...

Body Swicheroo shenanigans, I bet.

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Kahr-ret-Taris throws a party on Helkavin. He invites Raleris, the Lorekeeper, Sri Hara, Asher and Urassaya Vath, but things get awkward between Sri Hara and Raleris.

Neither one could remember the other's name. It's very awkward.

...also pretty sad, wtf

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Lady Nasina suffers from a Fox bite at the hands of a newly ascended Planeswalker: a Goat!

A fox bite...from a goat...

...chimeras are part goat? I dunno, raising my hands here.

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In the M:EM High School, Dantalion is romantically interested in Hush-Hush. It tries to get Hanara to set it up with them, but Hanara is totally crushing on Hush-Hush. Hush-Hush decides that Dantalion is actually really sweet and asks it out on a date. Surprisingly, the date is a complete success, and Dantalion and Hush-Hush decide to continue dating!

Hell of a pronoun game with this one...

Hell, they all deserve each other.

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In the M:EM High School, Sorinne Datharius asks Asher to the Mountain of Love dance. Things go well until Urassaya Vath cuts in on the slow dance!

Granted, she wanted to dance with both of them...

For sure :D

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Kahr-ret-Taris throws a party on Helkavin. He invites Raleris, the Lorekeeper, Sri Hara, Asher and Urassaya Vath, but things get awkward between Sri Hara and Raleris.

Neither one could remember the other's name. It's very awkward.

...also pretty sad, wtf

Yeah, I don't really know why I'm so mean to Sri Hara. Must be the Raiker Venn part of me.


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In the M:EM High School, Sorinne Datharius asks Asher to the Mountain of Love dance. Things go well until Urassaya Vath cuts in on the slow dance!

Granted, she wanted to dance with both of them...

For sure :D

She must be going through her bad girl/bad boy phase with these two.


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The Last of All has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Ygraine of Segovia planeswalks to Aliavelli in search of it.

Well, this is all kinds of dire portents...

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Alessa Rehn begins traveling with Syl of the Dual-Walkers. Together, they travel to The Infinite Library

:takei: Well, have fun cleaning up THAT mess, Raleris.

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Lumina Revelaris's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Nasperge arrives! He comforts Lumina, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Lumina and Nasperge head off to explore the rogue plane Shandalar.

Sounds legit.

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In the M:EM High School, Urassaya Vath asks Aloise Hartley to the Homecoming dance. But the dance gets cancelled due to an otherworldly invasion.

Beryl will not be pleased. Also, an otherwordly invasion at a high school for planeswalkers absolutely sounds like a premise for a movie.

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Raef attempts to explain pacifism to Nasperge.

Nasperge: "I mean, I basically stay out of things, as far as anyone knows."
Raef: "That's not quite the same thing..."
Nasperge: "Close enough."

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Yeong Eode throws a party on Cyrea. She invites Aloise Hartley, Annalee V'ray, Daneera and Morgezka Shanak, but to everyone’s dismay, Denner Fabellian shows up uninvited!

Poor Denner. Although, considering who is throwing the party, maybe it's for the best.

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In the M:EM High School, Alessa Rehn picks a fight with Antine in the cafeteria. Fortunately, Aloise manages to convince everyone to calm down.

Well, that's not nice, Alessa! What the hell did Antine ever do to you?

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The multiverse has it out for Kahr, as a Dwarf Samurai attacks him. Poor Kahr now has to find Raef to appeal to his good nature.

A. A Dwarf Samurai would be awesome.
B. Kahr fighting a Dwarf Samurai would also be awesome.
C. Raef's "good nature" is not the only thing Kahr would like to appeal to.

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In the M:EM High School, Sava Pith is convinced that Sorinne Datharius likes her. She tries to flirt with her, but Sorinne is clearly out of her league. Sorinne tries to make her feel better by taking her on a pity date. Things get extremely awkward when Donagut crashes the date.

I have no idea why Donny would do that, and apparently neither do Sava or Sorinne, which probably adds to the awkwardness.


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It's been quite a while, so I'm going to rando things up a bit.

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In the M:EM High School, Orida Vise tricks Sharaka into going with her to the Winter Formal. But when a fight breaks out between Beryl, the Heart-Scarred and Scarlet, the night is in danger of being completely ruined!

This raises many questions in the HS world.

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Yeong Eode has a meeting with a demon of the Xordikrast on Iquatana, home of the Æther Flues, after a duel between Sorinne Datharius and Cyrryc Adda left them stranded there.

Yeong Eode meeting with a demon of the Xordikrast is a frightening concept, even if the rest of this prompt makes no sense.

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The Eightfold Lotus has grown suspicious of Elphimas and follows the other 'walker to the Green Bear tavern on Zhiran's Academy. Then things get complicated as he is attacked by Huinn, Last of the Darkwings, Raiker Venn, Kalit Mudroha, and an Orc.

Most of this is just nightmare fuel.

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Aloise Hartley begins searching for An Æther Vent.

:takei:

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Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands seeks to prolong her life, and she plans to do this by enlisting Fisco Vane, the Shark's help.

I can't really picture Rishima making deals, but if she were going to, I suppose Fisco would be the one to do so with.

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Maral, Celestial Wright blindly jumps to a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as Chaotic Æther--outside of Jakkard. There she crosses the path of Fisco Vane, the Shark. After the experience, she is left suffering from silence!

Fascinating!

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Tryst attempts to win the heart of Gale and Kahr-ret-Taris.

In canon, no. In the M:EM High School? Yeah, probably.

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After an unfortunate incident, Cyrryc Adda is suffering from the necrotic plague. Now, he has to travel to the continent Slena in search of Kirsh of the Flats in the desperate hope that he can help.

Kirsh: "Oh, my! How did this happen?"
Cyrryc: "Well, I was trying to poison this one city's water supply when-"
Kirsh: "Wait, you WHAT?!?"

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In the M:EM High School, Denner Fabellian orchestrates a fight between Gruff and Huinn Darkwings after school. Huinn wins decisively.

First of all, that's particularly cruel of Denner. Secondly, poor Gruff...

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In the M:EM High School, Tryst wants to cheat off of Raef’s test in Elphimas’s class. Interestingly, it is an ethics test examining the perceptions of right and wrong as defined by philosophers Immanuel Kant, who believed that the only “right” actions are those done for the “right” reasons resulting from duty, and John Stuart Mill, who believed that the morally “right” actions were those that resulted in the Utilitarian understanding of maximum pleasure. The irony of the nature of this particular test is completely lost on Tryst...in bed.

This might be the most realistic M:EM High School prompt I have ever gotten from this thing.


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