Foremost of Valeron

Creature -- Human Knight (U)
Glorify (When this enters the battlefield, you may have it become a Champion if you don’t control a Champion.)
Champions you control get +2/+2.
2/2

Apostle of Wealth
Creature - Human Advisor
When ~ enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token.
Hustle - Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, gain 1 life.
1/2

Remain Oblivious

Instant (U)
Ignore target spell. (You and permanents you control treat it as though it doesn't exist this turn.)
In his twenty years at the academy, Instructor Scoletti could never devise countermagic as effective as his student's indifference.

Gleeful Torchflinger
Creature - Satyr
When ~ enters the battlefield, juggle. (draw a card, then discard a card at random)
Whenever you juggle, ~ deals 1 damage to each opponent.
2/1

(yup, not really inventive tonight)

Save the Queen —
Sorcery (C)
Knight. (Put a +1/+1 counter on target non-Knight creature you control. It becomes a Knight in additional to its other types.)
If you're the monarch, you gain 4 life.

Pupil of Fluttering Pages

Creature -- Elemental Wizard (C)
Learn flying (Whenever you control another creature with flying, put a flying counter on this creature if it doesn't have one.)
Whenever Pupil of Fluttering Pages deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
2/2

Pilfered Goods —
Tribal Instant — Pirate
Nab target spell. (Exile it. You may cast it as long as it remains exiled, spending mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it.)
“Yaharr, I'll be takin' that.”
—Patches the Pluckish

Skytemple Wolf

Creature - Wolf (C)
2/3

Omenbond (When this enters the battlefield, you may reveal a nonland card from your hand that isn't already revealed.)
When you play the omenbound card, put a +1/+1 counter on Skytemple Wolf.

Oh **** it's CKY! I actually brought Starstill back, complete with Changes, if you'd like to check that out. I got within two rounds of wrapping up the whole thing when the Pro Tour started, and still intend to finish that up when it's over. Check it out if you'd like

Mistform —
Enchantment
Creatures you control have paradox. (Those creatures entering and leaving the battlefield don't cause abilities to trigger.)

Feel free to skip Q, next guy, or not. Last time I'll mention it

Cool!

Nimbus of Thunder

Creature - Elemental (U)
3/4

Quicken (You may cast this card as though it had flash by paying an additional .)
Flying

"The Corinthians believe everything can be studied in a cage. It is no wonder that they do not understand the world beyond their walls."
-Erutheia the Stormchaser

Awoken Moroi
Creature - Spirit
Restless (This creature attacks each combat if able. At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature if it did not attack this turn.)
: Awoken Moroi deals 1 damage to each player.
"It was only on the first night that I saw those damnable scarlet eyes. And yet, I have felt them on me every day since."
-Unsent letter found in the Baciu Estate
0/1

Latam Outrider

Creature - Human Soldier (C)
1/1

Second wind (In the main phase after your first combat phase each turn, you may untap all creatures with second wind you control and attack with any number of them in an additional combat phase.)

Unfinished Business

Sorcery (U)
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then threaten target opponent. (Draw a card unless they lose life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.)

Siegeborn Nightmare
Creature - Horror
When ~ dies or is exiled, if it is attacking, defending player discards a card.
Unearth
3/2

Goliath's Rise
Instant
Vex (This spell costs less for each spell another player controls.)
Target creature you control fights another target creature. Creatures with no abilities that fight this way get +2/+2 until end of turn.
"Let the mages cling to their trickery. It will be a small comfort in the end."

Advanced Thermo-lightning bolt
Instant- Thread
Weave- (You may cast this spell for its weave cost if you have another thread spell on the stack)
Deal 4 damage to any target. If you weaved this spell into the stack, instead deal X damage divided amongst any number of targets where X is the number of Thread spells on the stack.

Students at Strixhaven are discouraged from taking advanced evocation transmutation hybrid theory their first year at the academy. Too many first years have died due to self electrocution.

Conditional Denial —
Instant (R)
Yes or no—When you cast this spell, target opponent may counter it. If they do, draw three cards.
Counter target spell.

Fervent Physician

Creature -- Human Cleric (C)
Lifelink
Zeal (When this attacks, target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)
"With my medicines, I can perhaps save a few lives. I can save many more by ridding the world of the likes of you."
1/2

Reminds me of Dr. Tenma from MONSTER.