Tell you what, if you do a write-up of your character backstory, then this will be entirely on topic.
Deal.
A Slave’s Reward
Besdrin sat – or more accurately cowered – in the corner of his cell. It was not as though he were a particularly fearful man. Far from it, in fact. But no man, courageous or cowardly, would feel comfortable as a slave on a pirate ship. He would feel even less comfortable if, like Besdrin, he were a slave on the flagship of a pirate lord, one of perhaps the three most dangerous beings sailing the seas. Besdrin, all things considered, felt like his cowering was perfectly justified.
Of course, under the current circumstances, Besdrin had less cause to fear than usual. The brig where he was held was on the lowest deck, and when he had noticed water at his feet that morning, he had made all the noise he could muster to get the attention of those guarding him. In doing so, he had alerted the crew that a leak had sprung, and they were able to locate it and, importantly, patch it, before disaster struck.
The captain had granted Besdrin one request as a reward for saving the ship. He had, no doubt, expected the slave to ask for his freedom, for a chance to join his crew. Besdrin had surprised him, and everyone else, but merely requesting permission to ask three questions, but not of the captain. Instead, he wanted to know about the strangest of the ship’s crew, the one the captain had put in charge of the prisoners and slaves: the gigantic turtle-man everybody called Crow.
Besdrin heard the door to the brig creak open and saw the lantern light from outside seep into the cells. A moment later, that light was almost entirely blotted out as a massive, scaly form stepped in. Without meaning to, Besdrin took a breath and held it as he watched the monster slowly approach. Besdrin was a man of learning, and years earlier had read a very small excerpt about these exceedingly rare creatures, these “tortles.” But until he found himself enslaved by these pirates, he had never seen one. To a man who had only ever been around other humans, the sight was horrifyingly unnerving.
The big tortle moved to Bedrin’s cell door and unlocked it, then, slowly and ominously, opened it and stepped inside. The gigantic shell on his back only barely fit through the opening. The tortle stood looming over the slave for a long moment, and then slid a stool over to the center of the cell and sat down facing Besdrin. The stool creaked and complained as the tortle’s bulk settled into it, and Besdrin could almost swear he saw the legs buckle just a bit.
For a long moment, Crow stared down at Besdrin. Then, he smiled, or at least Besdrin had always assumed it was a smile. It was difficult to tell on a turtle face. “So,” the monster said in his usual, surprisingly friendly tone. “I’m told you saved the ship.”
Besdrin hesitated, and then nodded slightly. “I…I guess.”
“And the cap’ain says he offers you a reward.”
The slave said nothing, but nodded to confirm.
“Uh huh,” Crow said. “And of all the things you could ask for, you asked for three questions to me.”
“That’s right,” Besdrin said eventually.
“You know you could have just asked me, right?”
Besdrin thought for a second. “I guess, but I wanted to be sure I got answers.”
The tortle made a gesture that vaguely resembled a human’s shrug. “Well, cap’ain ordered me to answer your questions, so I guess you got your wish. So what do you want to know?”
“Okay, I’ve been thinking about this,” Besdrin said, forcing himself to sit up more. “So, my first question is this: how did you wind up on this ship?”
“I’ve always been here,” Crow said. “Next question.”
“Now, come on,” Besdrin complained. “The captain said you had to give me real answers. Complete answers. ‘I’ve always been here’ doesn’t explain anything.”
Crow expelled a gust of air. Besdrin assumed it was his version of a sigh. “Alright, fine. You did save the ship, after all. Now, bear in mind, I don’t really remember most of this. It’s just what I’ve pieced together over the years. See, this was about fifteen years ago. The cap’ain wasn’t cap’ain yet; he was the first mate, and apparently, the ship stopped off on some island or something, I don’t know. Anyway, the cap’ain, the now-cap’ain, that is, not the then-cap’ain, found a couple of tortles on the island.”
“Your parents,” Besdrin said, making sure to not phrase it as a question.
Crow shrugged again. “I assume so. Anyway, he killed them. From what I understand, I was an egg at the time. Don’t ask me how that works. I have no idea. But he took my egg and brought me aboard. The old cap’ain liked the idea of having a pet tortle, I guess, so he kept the egg. Nobody knew what to do with it, though, so they threw me up in the Crow’s Nest.”
“That seems like a terrible idea,” Besdrin said, “to put an unhatched egg up in a crow’s nest in the sun like that.”
“Probably, but I didn’t get a say in it. Anyway, eventually I hatched, and the old cap’ain basically claimed me as a pet. And that’s how I wound up on this ship.”
Besdrin nodded. “Okay, then, question two. You seem pretty loyal to the captain, but the captain seems, well…”
Crow nodded. “He’s a murderous, untrustworthy jackass.”
“Right. But you, even though you’re basically my slave keeper, you’ve always seemed, well, nice, I guess. So why are you so loyal to a pirate lord?”
The tortle closed his eyes tightly for a long moment, then looked over to the door of the brig, making sure he had remembered to close it. He had. He looked back over to Besdrin and leaned forward. “Cap’ain ordered me to answer your questions, but so help me gods, if you ever repeat this to anyone, even the cap’ain – no, especially the cap’ain – I will kill you. Understand?”
Besdrin merely nodded.
Crow took a deep breath, hesitated, then spoke. “I was about three years old. The cap’ain – the old cap’ain – was like a father to me. Sure, I was basically a pet to him, and sure, he was a pirate cap’ain too, so he probably wasn’t much better than our cap’ain, but, well, he was basically my father. And like I said, I was only three. One day…”
Crow trailed off and paused for a long moment, then swallowed air and continued. “One day, the cap’ain was playing with me in the cap’ain’s quarters. I was just having fun. I was a kid. The next thing I know…” Another long pause. “The next thing I know, the first mate, our current cap’ain, was behind him. All I remember seeing is the spurt of blood as he slit the old cap’ain’s throat. The man who was like a father to me. Right before my eyes.”
The tortle was not looking at Besdrin as he spoke anymore. He was, instead, staring at the wall. “After the old cap’ain fell lifeless at my feet, the new cap’ain looked at me. I mean, he looked right at me, in my eyes, at three years old, and held up the knife he had used to kill my father, and he says to me, he says: ‘one day, I’ll slit your throat, too. Or you’ll slit mine. But until that day, you’d better be the most loyal dog on this whole ship, y’understand?’ I was three years old. I didn’t understand much. But you better believe I understood that.”
Crow looked back at Besdrin, meaningfully. “You better believe that bastard will kill me the very instant he suspects I’m disloyal. I see that knife every night in my dreams. My nightmares. That, Besdrin, is why I am loyal to the cap’ain. Because as strong as I am, he’s stronger.”
“And that’s why you use that great bow of yours,” Besdrin said knowingly. “You’re hoping that someday, you’ll be able to put an arrow in his back.”
Crow looked over at the door, as though worried it had somehow opened since he last checked. “I need to be sure. Sure it will work. If I miss, or if he lives…”
Besdrin nodded his understanding. “Well, I guess I have one more question, then. There’s one thing I’ve always wondered. Why do they call you ‘Crow?’”
The big tortle laughed a brisk, chuffing laugh. “Nobody on the ship talked to me much when I was young. At first, most of them thought I was just a tortoise until I started walking on two legs, but even then, most assumed I was little better than a tamed monster. So I heard them talking, but they didn’t talk to me. And because I was hatched up there, I spent most of my time in the Crow’s Nest. When the crew talked about the Crow’s Nest, I thought they were saying my nest. I just assumed my name was Crow. Turns out, I was just never given one.”
Besdrin shook his head, and then moved to stand up. “Well, Crow, thank you for your story. It has been most entertaining. Do not worry. I will be sure to stop by the captain’s quarters to let him know that my escape was no fault of yours.”
“Huh?” Crow said with his typical eloquence.
Besdrin smiled. “Thank you for treating me so well. Good day.”
And with that, Besdrin vanished, leaving behind one very bewildered tortle.