You'd want to head over to the Metaboard.

Three Realms
Sorcery (R)
Search your library for up to three land cards with different names, reveal them, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

Divulge
Sorcery
Target player reveals their hand. You choose an creature or enchantment card from it. That player discards that card.
A secret spoken ceases to exist.

False Wisdom -
Sorcery
Put three zero-faced cards into your hand.


Red Tape -
Sorcery
Put two zero-faced cards on top of target opponent’s library.

I'm not sure I understand that last one. Are they like textless card tokens? Or are there actual zero-faced cards?

I made them up. Kind of like tokens yeah. They have Magic backs, and Magic fronts

Raise from the Oven
Sorcery
Create a Food token. Until end of turn, it is a 3/3 black Zombie creature with Haste in addition to its other types.
"Don't play with your food; it might play back."

How is there not a sorcery speed "Exile target creature" spell yet?

Pretty sure Wizards has said they regret Swords to Plowshares and Path to Exile and regret giving White unconditional removal. This would be a lowkey-fascinating variation on Vindicate (arguably the most elegant card ever printed) if it cost , though.

There’s Oblivion Strike and many others that are close (Angelic Edict, Declaration in Stone, Gild, Journey to Nowhere)

@ParadOxymoron: I've always considered that statement to be more about efficiency than outright removal. Unmake, I think, makes me feel comfortable about a flat "exile target creature" spell in white as well as at the current cmc. Dire Tactics is the closest we've gotten to the Vindicate variant.

@Flopfoot: Exactly! Cards have always come close, but they never have quite gotten there in this simple form. I'd argue Bring to Trial is the closest, but it's needlessly restrictive. Oblivion Strike is another close one, but it having Devoid is actually quite a bit of upside. Besides, it's a card for black decks. I believe white should play more in this space.

Well hey white could always use more help these days it's true. whomst am i to stand in the way of progress

I doubt this card would be much in terms of helping white to any meaningful degree.
White's allowed to remove creatures as long as it follows one of an increasingly high number of arbitrary conditions, like if they attacked you, or blocked, or if you control enough creatures, or if you give them a compensation, or if they're too big, or if you give them a chance to return, or if you spend a lot of mana on the spell, or if you also remove everything else with it. White's removal could probably do with some streamlining to be honest.

Honestly white's removal should be only Wraths, Reprisals, Oblivion Rings and Condemns.

Kill slowly
Sorcery
Destroy target creature without summoning sickness.