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Denner Fabellian finds himself in command of a very strange army comprised of Siren Assembly-Workers, Cyclopss, Incarnation Faerie Volvers, and even Nymph Soldiers.
Incarnation faerie volvers had to be one of the most insane combinations I've seen this thing spit out.
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In the dark of the night, Sundar Elarion is woken by a Dreadnought! The Dreadnought explains that he has been chosen to become the last defender of Kephalai and using the magic of The Golgothan Sylex, he can become the hero known as Magical Girl Sundar! Now the pair must keep Evil Sovereign Urassaya Vath from getting their hands on The Eye of Foresight and enacting their dastardly plan!
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Kimberley Talon wants to learn about how to bathe a Zombie, and so receives the artifact known as The Last of All from Kala, The Iron Doctor. However, Kala is suffering from typhoid, and will only help Kimberley if she goes to Siraus to see Blink about a cure. Blink knows about the cure, but will only give it to Kimberley if she can locate The Inferno Amulet. Kimberley searches for it on Kaldheim, home of Skybreen, but only finds a sand. At this point, Kimberley gives up on this side quest.
... Kimberly, that's for your own good. I don't know at which point it was best for everyone you didn't complete that quest.
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Eyeless spends an afternoon watching a rainbow with a newly ascended Planeswalker: a Young Spawn Soltari Rigger!
...wat.
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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Sharaka's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Syl of the Dual-Walkers arrives! She comforts Sharaka, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Sharaka and Syl head off to explore the rogue plane Shandalar.
Pft, yeah I doubt that.
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Vasilias, Lord of Ariva begins searching for The Inferno Amulet. But things are rarely simple and matters take a serious turn when Winter's Heart appears too. Now Vasilias has a difficult choice to make.
You know, weirdly, that sounds more viable than it randomly knows.
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In the M:EM High School, Rimarra invites Ethal to the Fish Under the Sea dance. Unfortunately, Ethal spends all night talking about her date with Antine at the Spring Formal.
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Eyeless arrives on Kamigawa, in the possession of the artifact known as The Eye of Foresight. Mad with power, she uses The Eye of Foresight to terrible effect!
ooooooh, I see now.
Kinda.
The name is highly inaccurate now.
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Ilyta decides to write a guide for a new plane she found while unearthing an ancient civilization. It says:
Welcome to the plane of Ryjatusehy. It is a small plane that is a planet, and its land is mostly pastoral.
It is a post-apocalyptic place, with many small groups scattered across the world.
The plane's intelligent races are as diverse as Dominaria or Ravnica. Rhox,orcs,snake folk,faeries,aven,insect folk,viashino,gargoyles,apes,rat folk,orochi,goblins,leonin,ouphes,and surrakar,are all found here.
The plane's iconic creatures include Lammasu, Dinosaurs, Elementals, Demons, and Krakens.
Here, you'll find things are pretty normal, all things considered. Enjoy your stay!
Orochi and snake folk?
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Alessa Rehn does an Aubedore reading for Alar in the "Crossroads" pattern.
For the corners, she draws the Manacles, the Spider (inverted), the Knight (inverted), and the Flag (inverted).
For the spokes, she draws the Dwarf (inverted), the Pond, the Twins (inverted), and the Unicorn.
At the Crossroads, she lays the Dragon (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Bird (inverted), which is horizontal.
Alar does not believe Alessa's interpretation.
I mean, would you?
... Would you? I have no idea.