This is the Random Plot Generator that Keeper made a long time back. For some reason, the link provided in the original thread no longer works, and because I can't edit Keeper's posts, I'm just going to post the new one here and start a new thread with it.

The new link to the Generator is here: http://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?gen=cRSxLFxP

Have fun!

Also, Urassaya remembers that she has functional wings and has already mastered the mechanics of flight...


You are not old enough to drink yet, young lady.


Oh, dear.


I feel Kirsh's studies into madness have finally proven too much for the bird.


I can't decide if this is the least dirty "...in bed" prompt, or the most.


This prompt is trying so hard to make sense...


Why, Aria? Why?


Both Larasa and Antine are very confused.


I think Gale and Oleetaka would make a pretty cute couple. Hanara spiking the punch makes a ton of sense, too!

It's going to be a little tricky with the tail, I'm afraid.


Raleris: "You're very sweet and all, but it's just, you know, the age difference and all..."


Lukas: "It's like she knew every move I was going to make!"


I would suggest that protecting ANY plane with an Æther Vent is a very bad idea.


I mean, Annalee WOULD rather talk about art than a Kobold Rigger, but still...


So either Ethal did not learn to dance in time, or Alar is playing some sort of American Sitcom ploy here. My guess is both...

Huh. Zhiran doesn't strike me as the kinky type, but then again, I know very little of his use. At his power level, though, I somewhat fail to see how bringing Lukas along will make things any safer...


Well, maybe if you're lucky, Maral will bring it along when she comes to kick your decaying ass.


Syl: "Now hold still, young lady. I just need to figure out how this device works. Let's see. The instructions say: 'Step One: point the open end of the barrel at the thing you want to die painfully.' Easy enough so far."


This seems out of character for Hush-Hush. I bet Renn said something hurtful. What a jerk.


I mean, canon Morgan was kind of stalking Lia...in the loosest possible sense of the word...


Okay, that would be an awesome fight to watch. Somebody should write this.


This seems out of character for both people.

My guess is that Jackie asked them to cause a distraction.


Very much so. Perhaps they were body swapped?

...ooo, that sounds like a thing that could happen

I never knew that I needed an Aaarrrgh/Huey colab piece until I saw these last two posts...

Ooh, all the plans I had for Tey'von. Unlikely any of them will happen with Ruwin gone and OL being such a rare visitor these days. Not that my output was ever very impressive. Maybe someday I'll find the time and energy to at least finish the next chapter. It's been sitting half done on my computer for years now.

I know that feel. I have a collab with Orcish that is probably about 3/5s done. I personally think it's something really special, but there is, sadly, a good chance it will never be finished. That kind of breaks my heart, but things are what they are.

Mostly, I just hope Orcish and Ruwin and all the others are doing alright.

I'm going to guess it's a (assuming I'm using the right terminology here) back-end change with the random generator site, based on the difference in URL.

IIRC, originally, random generator's had to have the full Pastebin link in the URL, and couldn't be shortened like the link you have here, but now it seems the reverse is true, and it will only work with the "code" for the specific Pastebin file.

That's what I figured, too. And because I had no way to edit the original post in the other thread, I made this one. But at least "we're out of beta, we're releasing on time."

"Yeah, highly favored," Morgezka scoffed, picking her teeth with the Rhino Volver's horn. "I think you meant highly flavored."


Antine: "Oh, um, well, I could give you a hug. Would that help?"
Aloise: "Well, I guess it couldn't hurt, but I was thinking more like getting me to a doctor or something?"


I mean, that is where he lives...


Don't be a bully, Kahr. After all, you probably outweigh that guy, like, two or three times over.





Don't think about this one too much, folks. I'm sure this logic works out.


You had to trick your long-time boyfriend into going to a dance with you? Or maybe this was the start of their HS relationship.

I feel like "leading him in the wrong direction" is about the only "means" Denner would have to stop Kahr.


Chardis: "Well, at least we can make the best of this. Know any good, new pyromancy spells?"
Beryl: "Please don't talk to me."


I almost wrote a Sharaka/Morgezka HS piece one time, but I could never quite get it off the ground. So to speak.


Morgezka: "That was close."
Kirsh: "Yes, I arrived just in time."
Morgezka: "No, I mean I almost roasted you. I thought you were a different bird."
Kirsh: ~sigh~ "Yes, that happens a lot."


Aria, you have gone to precisely the wrong person.


I think she's delirious from the poison, and whatever Hanara did to her.

!
Please elaborate?


Poor Kirsch.


Laser-accurate ending, I must say

I suppose I shouldn't have typed it that way, as it was not going to be a slash fic, so my bad there. It was just an encounter that I thought of between the two, but for one reason or another, I never got past the set-up in writing it. If you're interested, I can PM you my basic concept of the story.


This is sort of an inside joke regarding a story that never came about, but that was planned far before I joined the M:EM. I don't know the details, but people tossed around the reference enough that I sort of internalized it. It was, if I remember, that Agmund would be trying to hunt down Huinn, and he would mistake Kirsh for the other bird.

If it makes you feel better, I've spent the past week trying to match who of our characters would best fit that line.

Off the top of my head, I'd say Ellia.

Where I kept coming back to.

Tevish's Isaac Carmine might also work, though forcing out a "product" seems a bit less his style. There's potentially also our Dwarf planeswalker community build, which, I suppose, I should really bring back. We kind of drifted away from him when everything in the world went insane, so maybe I should bump that so we can polish him up and finish him off.

Penelophine: "Seriously, NONE of those things go together!"


Poor Antine. Also, I never pictured Narissa as "swole."




Umm... ORCISH! I NEED YOUR HELP!


Hmm, tough call on who would win this one. Hush-Hush has the numbers advantage, but Rimarra can really take a punch.


It seems perfectly in character that Antine would accidentally wind up working with Yeong Eode.


Sharaka and Urassaya would be an interesting mash-up. Their personalities are very different, but they do have several things in common.


Well, make sure you stop in and say hello to Symparu. You remember, the guy you've been ostensibly trying to help for like five years now? Lazy cat...




...Or so she says as she steals Illarion's wallet...