Give me a random card!

The rules are simple. Take a random card, then design a card inspired by it and the previous random card.

Starting out: Bayou

Greater Forgeling

Aether Sparker —
Creature — Elemental (U)
When Aether Sparker enters the battlefield, you get (two energy counters).
Pay : Aether Sparker gets +2/-2 until end of turn.
2/5

Inkwell Leviathan

Vithian Masterpiece

Artifact Creature -- Elemental
6/6
Trample
: Vithian Masterpiece gets +3/-3 and gains hexproof until end of turn.

Inkwell Leviathan + Angel of Light

Angel of Light + Fastbond

Sunlit Angel
Creature - Angel
Flying, vigilance
Whenever ~ attacks, you may play an additional land this turn.
3/3
Townsfolk pray to Sigarda's flock for protection, guidance, and a bountiful harvest.

Fastbond + Last Chance

Accelerationism

Enchantment
You may play an additional land each turn.
, Sacrifice all lands you control, Exile Accelerationism: Take an extra turn after this one. At the beginning of the precombat main phase that turn, add for each land sacrificed to activate this ability.

Last Chance + Steel Wall

Time Barrier
Artifact Creature - Wall (U)
Defender
Time Barrier loses defender and has vigilance during extra turns.
Some borders keep enemies at bay long before their walls are built.
4/4

Steel Wall + Amass the Components

Amass the Components + Explorer's Scope

Diviner's Glass

Artifact - Equipment
Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top 3 cards of your library. Put one into your hand, one on the bottom of your library, and rest into your graveyard.
Equip

Explorer's Scope + Genesis Wave

Staff of Genesis

Artifact - Equipment
Staff of Genesis enters the battlefield with X charge counters on it
Whenever Equipped creature attacks, Reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of permanent cards with converted mana cost X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then put all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield into your graveyard. X is equal to the number of charge counters on Staff of Genesis
Equip .

Genesis Wave + Sickening Dreams

Sickening Genesis
Sorcery (R)
Look at the top X cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library. That creature deals damage equal to its power to each creature on the battlefield.
What horrors may come.

Sickening Dreams/Auriok Steelshaper

Nightmare Armaments

Enchantment
Each card you discard while activating an equip ability pays for . If two or more cards were discarded this way, put a menace counter on the equipped creature.
Whenever an equipped creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card. If they can't, draw a card.

Auriok Steelshaper + Vampire Envoy

Drana’s Enforcer —
Creature — Vampire Ally Soldier (R)
Flying
As long as Drana’s Enforcer is equipped, Allies you control get +1/+1.
2/2

Vampire Envoy × Glen Elendra Liege

Brine Elemental

Liege Of The Dark Tide-
Creature-Merfolk Rogue
Morph
When Liege Of The Dark Tide is turned face up, other black creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn and other blue creatures you control gain hexproof until end of turn.
The waves whisper death.
3/2

Brine Elemental + Drifter il-Dal

Thalakos Silencer

Creature - Thalakos Wizard
Shadow
When Thalakos Silencer deals combat damage to a player, you may have that player skip their next untap step. If you do, skip your next untap step.
Nothing moves beneath the Silencer's gaze... not even the silencer himself.
3/2

Drifter il-Dal × Canyon Minotaur


I don't really participate much in game threads, but I wanted one that got me out of my conventions and made me design cards I wouldn't normally think to. Vanilla creatures don't really help much there, but what can you do.

Canyon Minotaur/Island

...really? well anyway i got KTK#257 island so we'll go with it

Nergis, Warmage Ascendant

Legendary Creature - Minotaur Wizard
Minotaurs you control have hexproof.
Whenever you cast a spell that targets a Minotaur you control, copy it for each other Minotaur you control. Each copy targets a different one of those creatures.
2/3

Basic lands have a lot of printings, (un)fortunately.

Island × Fact or Fiction