Yo listenup here's a story, about an impish queen in all her glory
She was always mad, 'cause her hair looked bad.
And the events that followed got a little gory.
The new year's sun was obscured by a heavy fog;
This kept her from seeing the approaching car.
The impact of a Hummer H2 had the expected impact on an imp of two feet.
But the unexpected part was who was driving;
none other than then the gnomish king himself,
Who had been drinking all night with several foreign dignitaries.
And when Ludther Franzibalt III's stopped his car next to the shattered from of the little she-imp,
he felt something akin to pity.
He then laughed as he put on his red cap saying "Go and smell the roses!"
It was that remark that sealed his fate, from the curse of the pissed off Imp Queen's mate.
When Queen Murderessa learned of poor Queen Latifah's fate,
it wasn't only about revenge, it was also simply about hate.
It would be advantageous to at this point to illuminate for the viewer,
that Queen Murderessa was nothing but a curse and hex spewer.
Before this story ends Franzibalt III will end up on a skewer.
CotW is a method for ranking cards in increasing order of printability.
*"To YMTC it up" means to design cards that have value mostly from a design perspective. i.e. you would put them in a case under glass in your living room and visitors could remark upon the wonderful design principles, with nobody ever worring if the cards are annoying/pointless/confusing in actual play
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