"Once apon a time there was a magical place where it never rained. The end"

"Damn, Meathead"

"You're all going to die down here."

~SE++

"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!"

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

"I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

"I can see your Schwartz is as big as mine!"

" It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise!"

"Who knows, in a thousand years, even you may be worth something!"

"What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody."

~SE++

"We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun."

" My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who. The Where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can. Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub."

" It's the Dwarves that go swimming with little, hairy woman!"

"Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"

~SE++

"In the Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath sense of the word, we're all dying. But you're not dying the way Chloe is dying."


-Fight Club

"Nuke 'em Rico!" - Starship Troopers

Didn't they tell you, Colonel? That's what the Mobile Infantry is good for.

Put your hand on that wall, Trooper!

Sir, would you please put your hands inside the yellow circles?

-Fifth Element

" Negative, I am a meat popsicle"

"You like jokes, huh? Well, stop me if you've heard this one."

-Simpsons Movie