^ Is wrong, though it is the first day I can resume drinking should I desire due to my on-call shift ending, I dont often indulge and not in the mood for it tonight.

> Is jamming out to awesome music and making posts in D20 games.

V Will one day run a campaign here on NGA.

^ predicted the future, I have.

> wants a sandwich

v will go in the kitchen and make everyone sandwiches!

~SE++

^ Doesnt realize I just used the last of the breads.

> Had an awesome ham sammich.

V Will suggest an awesome song for me to listen to.

^ should listen to Jonathan Coulton's folk rendition of "Baby Got Back"



> is currently listening to that song

v should keep recommending music

~SE++

^ Might not of known I knew of that songs existence.

> Has cold feet. (Also Suggests Joco - Code Monkey)

V Will turn the heat on and share the warmth.

^ didn't know of the gas leak, and blew BH up. Oopsie!

> Doesn't have to turn on the heat, as I am currently in SoCal.

V gets his BVDs (or her panties, depending) in a bind over something.

^ Hey! A guy can wear panties too!!

> Fixes a wedgie.

V Will tell us a joke.

^ Two guys walk into a bar...the third guy ducks. Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the veal!

> Is not a comedian for a reason

V Should probably blame BH for making me tell a joke.

^ can't tell jokes.

> blames BH for making ^ tell a joke.

v will make a New Years Resolution that they'll keep for less then 24 hours.

~SE++

^ How right you are.

> It was an honest slip of the mind...I swear.

V Will tell us their resolution. (Mine is 1920 x 1080 )

^ Didn't make one -- or even eat black-eyed peas! dammitall.

> Though, admittedly, I did join a "biggest loser" competition in my office, to see if I could lose the most weight. But that's bc I'm greedy and the winner gets $400.

V Will describe their favorite sandwich.

^Should lose big pounds and gain big bucks.

> Loves some Spicy Italian on wheat from Subway. With deli mustard, also ranch...lettuce, tomatoes, olives, pickles.

V Is getting hungry.

^is eating good
>is eating a hot pocket
v wants waffles

^ is correct since it's breakfast time for me

> is making ham and cheese omelettes instead

v is running a marathon later

~SE++

^ Cant make me.

> Has to run enough as it is... not signing up for more.

V Will recommend a movie.

^ should watch "The Aristocrats"

> is gonna go re-watch "Spaceballs" since it's on Netflix now

v should go buy a new pet!

~SE++

^Should know that I cant...I'm leaving the country.

> Just watched Spaceballs in Nextflix last week.

V Has a song stuck in their head.

^ "...dunh dunh dunh dunh! TEQUILA!!!"
> looking forward to a fun Saturday playing Magic with my casual group that has been around for twenty years.
V should invest in MORE Magic cards, as commercialism is good for, well, commerce.

^ Doesnt realize I've not messed with Magic in over five years or so.

> Is randomly watching the Dark Crystal

V Has never seen the movie.

^is correct
> is going to watch Shaun of the dead tomrrow with a igrl
v "We take Pete's car, go round Mum's, go in, deal with Philip - "Sorry, Philip!" - grab Mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over."