I loathe blue. What would be the most anti-blue deck you could build, using no blue spells? Black discard with hexproof green creatures?

The answer is always RDW.

Actually, what deck are you trying to beat?

Prozac

Mono blue dies to mono red its a fact

i think it's the main reason i started playing red. Cuz I didn't care if I lose to aggro or midrange but losing to control just made me want to make suicide. So a red wizard was born.

Basically, kill them before the get the chance to start durdling for 20 turns. Also, for improved sanity: as soon as you don't think you have a chance to win, just concede. Don't give them the enjoyment of playing out their plan.

yeah, i could never bring myself to do that. I'd just play on my phone while they did their thing. One time, while streaming, i acutally fell asleep, lol

I hear you - but IMO, it's better not to feed the Trolls.

We will never surrender!

Fail. Corey Hart was the appropriate gif/meme response to Cucho's post.

Galaxy Quest is always appropriate.

have we talked Black Mirror yet?

You gotta see USS Callister

I’ll get to it eventually... watching House of Cards with my wife during the Pandemic.

@N.I.B.
Try this to start: https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=25152&d=377529&f=ST

I could not get pass the third episode of the last season... I loved that show...

i gave up after 1st episode of season 2 (thinking you're talking about House of Cards stlll)

Shhhhh... I'm about to watch that episode later today. I'll tell you how it goes.

Also, let's stop derailing N.I.B.'s thread.

Dj spoiling the fun

Yeah, needs more details. Monoblue for example would not usually have sweepers or lifegain, but in today's Standard the blue decks can typically gain life.

I like Domri Anarch. Makes your creature spells uncountable and makes most creatures 4/x so they double trigger Anax. Also helps with an occasional free removal