Moatside Swinder —
Creature — Vedalken Pirate (C)
Dastardly (This creature isn't affected by spells or abilities your opponents control that don't target it.)
You say I 'stole' my wares? Good sir, it seems we've diff'rent definitions of the word!"
1/2

Emrakul's Might
Enchantment
Eldritch blood (Sacrifice a creature as you cast this spell. That sacrifice pays for generic mana equal to its toughness.)
Creatures you control get +2/+2.
As long as there are seven or more creature cards total in all graveyards, creatures you control get an additional +1/+1 and have trample.

Quixotic Quickblade —
Creature — Human Warrior Ally
Feint (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with first strike and/or haste.)
"En garde!"
3/1

Grand Windborne Apparatus
Artifact
Gadget (When this card enters the battlefield, you may tap an untapped creature you control. If you do, this card becomes augmented.)
When ~ enters the battlefield, if it is augmented, creatures with flying you control gains +1/+1 until end of turn.
, : Target creature you control gains flying until end of turn.
"Alright, ladies and gentleman! This new machine will blow you away!"

Harcourt, the Lonely King
Legendary Creature - Goblin
Jinx (This creature enters the battlefield with a -1/-1 counter. Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, move a -1/-1 counter from this creature to that creature.)
Whenever a -1/-1 counter is removed from Harcourt, the Lonely King, put a -1/-1 on it.
5/5

Nin's Artistry —
Instant (C)
Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
Kaleidoscopic—If was spent to cast this spell, you may have target creature get +0/+3 until end of turn. If was spent to cast this spell, you may have target creature get +3/+0 until end of turn.
Blood dripping from her fingertips, the vedalken smiled. “I believe you may be my finest work yet.”

Keeper of the Abyssal Light
Creature - Merfolk
Loremaster (, : Put a lore counter on this creature, then return an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability only if there are no lore counters on this creature.)
Keeper of the Abyssal Light has prowess as long as there's a lore counter on it.
1/3

Starwatch Deckhand
Creature - Human Pirate (U)
Navigate (You may look at the top card of your library at any time.)
Whenever Starwatch Deckhand deals combat damage to an opponent, you may reveal the top card of your library. If you do and it's a land card, put it in your hand.
"Those brilliant lights have always been kind to me."
2/1

Syndicate Marshal
Creature - Human Soldier
Oppress (Each creature your opponents control enters the battlefield tapped unless its controller pays 1 life to you.)
Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
2/2

'Oppress', unsurprisingly, has been used thrice already

Strongarm Enthusiast
Creature - Orc Warrior (U)
Placate (At the beginning of your combat, each opponent secretly bids any amount of life. All players tied for the highest bid lose that much life. This creature can't attack those players or planeswalkers they control this turn. If all bids are 0, instead put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
1/1

Skin Wrench
Instant
Target creature gets -2/-1 until end of turn.
Recycling (, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.)

durr

Lurking Spook
Creature - Illusion (C)
Menace, stymie (Damage this deals to other creatures causes them to tap. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step.)
Many find themselves petrified at the sight of a ghost. Those are the lucky ones.
3/1

Misbegotten Shambler —
Creature — Zombie (U)
Misbegotten Shambler enters the battlefield tapped.
Unclean (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a -1/-1 counter on it. If you do, it gains infect.)
2/2

Nethermoth of Elgtriz
Creature-Insect Thrull
Flying, Prowess, Wither
3/1

Warren Tav warned the Viashino of the Elgtriz Lords and their horde. But the tribe would not listen until their lifeforce was drained by the moths enslaved to Utharax.