Oooh fresh blood, I'll have to pay better attention this game.

I'm Freddeh-scum, this meta is weird, and I'm slightly salty from the last game we played so I hope you don't mind me being.......irritable.

Hi, I'm Jay (aka JD, aka numbers, aka 15377, aka Juan Pablo, aka that guy, aka sonofabitch, aka winner winner chicken dinner). My meta used to be be talk a lot and get lynched but be about 33-67% right on my scum reads but in my old age I'm far less structurly verbose. More rambly. Less accurate. Still prone to lie to your face for funsies (case in point I will maintain my pre game claim throughout the games duration).

I'm really bad at mafia and struggle to lie convincingly

Long story short in this meta the more people ramble the worse they are. I ramble a lot.

I'm Zinger. I didn't sign up for this game.

I am something of a legendary mafia game designer. People come from other websites just to play my games sometimes. But as a player? I'm rather mediocre at the whole player part. I have a No Lie Policy, which is a self-imposed restriction I play within 95% of the games I play in to never tell a lie except about my alignment. I will always announce right at the beginning of the first day if I am using my NLP. I got it from... Oh heck, who was the original NLP king... He's an actual Monk, so he never lies in real life either. Frig I'm mad I can't remember his name now..... Was it FFP? I think it was FFP. Feroz-s_Familiar_Pheldy I BELIEVE. Anyway, I saw how he played and was inspired to adopt an NLP of my own, primarily because in real life I also hate lying (though I have no awesome Monk training to acompany my distaste for it). You can expect when playing with me that generally will not only uphold the leter of my NLP but also the spirit of it because I do it not as a tactic to win but because I genuinely don't like to lie. You might wonder how someone plays a game of deception without lying, well... It's actually super easy, barely an inconvenience. You see, I am hardly ever mafia so it's never an issue.

As far as the rest of my playstyle goes, I have a solid understanding of mafia theory, and have been known to pull off incredibly risky gambits and have them succeed, so that gives me an insight into anyone trying to do the same. My reads are usually better than I give them credit for but I often cripple myself with self-doubt and indecision.

This was probably more info than you needed/wanted. Especially from a play who didn't even sign up to play this game.

But you should totes go sign up to play my epic spider-man mafia threequel that will run immediately following MS Paint mafia if we can get enough players. It will be a CRAZY game. Just ask anyone here.

I definitely agree that everyone should sign up for Spider-Man Mafia 3. I played number 2, and it was some of the most fun I've ever had.

Yeah, that sounds right, good ol FFP



Quoting because this reference is TIGHT.



Can confirm, will be nuts.

yeahyeahyeah!

oh hey new people
@zinger ill probably be down to join spiderman 3, ill probably remember but also yell at me if i dont

we can just say that im new or something

I'm basically new here (despite my registration date), so don't worry you aren't alone. I also have like no mafia experience (if you don't count playing >5 years ago), so you probably have an advantage over me already.

@Naga sign up for Spider-Man mafia 3

Hey @Zinger, I'm number 2 on your list!

Senior moment. lol

This man understands the pain in my soul after the last time I lied

FFP was the original NLP player, and contrary to popular belief his NLP had nothing to do with him being a monk

going to close signups. Game will probably launch in a day or two.

[insert excitement here]

One time, I was in a game, and said something that wasn't true about the mod for this game