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The paths of fate have converged and Kala, The Iron Doctor acquires the artifact known as Winter's Heart from Raiker Venn because of the machinations of Nasperge.

I feel like if the names were in a slightly different order, this prompt would make a lot of sense.


I don't know. Nasperge can be quite sneaky when he needs to be, and I'm sure he would want to keep a powerful artifact away from Raiker.

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The paths of fate have converged and Kala, The Iron Doctor acquires the artifact known as Winter's Heart from Raiker Venn because of the machinations of Nasperge.

I feel like if the names were in a slightly different order, this prompt would make a lot of sense.


I don't know. Nasperge can be quite sneaky when he needs to be, and I'm sure he would want to keep a powerful artifact away from Raiker.

So Nas convinced Raiker to "gift" the Winter's Heart to Kala, maybe to orchestrate a meeting between her and Maral so it can be put back to the Black Vault? That would be interesting to read!

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The paths of fate have converged and Nasperge apparently gets in an epic duel with Lumina Revelaris but is secretly being manipulated by Gruff because of the machinations of The Duchess.

Wild!

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The Magician Nasperge is bored, and decides to give an Aubedore reading to a Smiling Unicorn.

Nasperge draws the Manacles, the Dragon, and the Sword, and declares his reading brilliant.

Mari (less Smiling now): Are you sure? It doesn't sound too good...

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Elphimas throws a party on the deserted island plane of Azoria. Elphimas invites Sri Hara, Lourima Viiran, Morgan of Voor and Raef, but Raef wouldn't be caught dead there!

Why? It seems one of the more civil parties the Generator has concocted!

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In the Copper Insect tavern on Solphos, after midnight, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Ungar Landvik in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, he draws the Thief (inverted), the Gravestone (inverted), the Horse, and the Turtle (inverted).

For the spokes, he draws the Dwarf (inverted), the Servant, the Bird, and the Lost.

At the Crossroads, he lays the Orphan (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Ring, which is horizontal.

Ungar Landvik does not believe Nasperge's interpretation.

Given the level of self-deception or plain hypocrisy in Ungar's personality, this should be interesting to interpret...

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Auric Avarius begins searching for The Divinity. But things are rarely simple and matters take a serious turn when The Shifter appears too. Now Auric has a difficult choice to make.

Between running and... running faster?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 1:05 pm 
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After reading an ancient tome, Chardis of the Dual-Walkers decides to search for a mysterious treasure on Janhapurh. For the sake of safety, Chardis decides to travel in secret. After a long and eventful adventure, he finally reaches the heart of a dense forest. After hours of searching, he finds his treasure! Triumphantly, Chardis raises The Divinity over his head!

Well, that's one way to try to regain godhood. Although anything involving Chardis in a dense forest seems like a bad idea for the forest.

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Elphimas has a meeting with a planar native on Adrisar, after a duel between Gruff and Kala, The Iron Doctor left them stranded there.

Elphimas showing up on Adrisar is the only part of this story that is even vaguely possible...

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In the Axe and Horror tavern on Aliavelli, in a darkened corner, Alessa Rehn gives an Aubedore reading to Lukas Harran in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, she draws the Wanderer (inverted), the Dreamer (inverted), the Gravestone, and the Arrow.

For the spokes, she draws the Baroness (inverted), the Endless Maze (inverted), the Flag (inverted), and the Coin (inverted).

At the Crossroads, she lays the Tempest (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Demon, which is horizontal.

Lukas Harran accuses her of stacking the deck.

Holy ****, there is a lot going on here.
  • The Axe and Horror tavern, as a name, is metal as hell. Also, I would never go there.
  • Alessa, apparently, did not go very far
  • Of course she is in a darkened corner
  • The fate card coming up demon, for Lukas Harran of all people, is too coincidental to be just a coincidence.
  • Of course Alessa stacks the deck. I'm not convinced she's capable of NOT stacking the deck...

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Ungar Landvik hides out on Solphos.

I sort of feel like Solphos has suffered anough, Ungar.

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Kirsh of the Flats begins traveling with Kahr-ret-Taris. Can they stick together despite their differences?

I have no idea, but it would be interesting to watch. I feel like this is a story Keeper should have written.

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Raiker Venn has grown suspicious of Morgezka Shanak and follows the other 'walker to Helkavin. There, Raiker loses the trail.

Raiker: "Forget the dragon! This place is rife with tragedy."

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Gale. Poor Gale.

I've read that one.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 1:39 pm 
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The Axe and Horror tavern, as a name, is metal as hell. Also, I would never go there.

I totally agree with the first sentence, and completely disagree on the second :D

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Kirsh of the Flats begins traveling with Kahr-ret-Taris. Can they stick together despite their differences?

I have no idea, but it would be interesting to watch.

It does sound like a cool prompt, I wonder what Kahr would think of meeting two very different exemplars of the avian persuasion...

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Kahr-ret-Taris chases Kirsh of the Flats to Thorneau. Upon landing on Thorneau, he briefly encounters the other 'Walker.

Looks like we got Act I?

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Kala, The Iron Doctor interrupts a battle between Aloise Hartley and The Duchess and Sundar Elarion.

No. Just no.

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Illarion Vale parties out on Zent. There, he seemingly seeks revenge upon Tey'von, but secretly is working to oppose the Devotees of Will and later offers to take his new companion to see the multiverse

I don't remember the Devotees of Will, but it does seem an interesting prompt.

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Ungar Landvik chases Beryl, the Heart-Scarred to Adrisar. Upon landing on Adrisar, he joins forces with the other 'Walker.

Nonononononononononon-

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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Cridhe, home of the great World Tree! But The Shifter doesn't have a date! Now The Shifter is desperate to find someone to go with him! The Shifter is resigned to being alone at the Prom. Suddenly, Aloise Hartley arrives! She invites The Shifter to the Prom, determined to make this the best night ever! Things get more complicated when Raiker Venn, the Multiverse's Greatest Poet, decides the Prom would make the perfect setting for his Magnum Opus!

Oh gog. This looks like something out of Beryl's worst (and weirdest) nightmares.

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Dorn planeswalks to the continent Koprafig. There, he gets entangled in a hilarious romantic folly with Maral, Celestial Wright.

Somewhere else, Sharaka feels a pang of jealousy and doesn't know why.

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The Duchess attempts to explain warfare to Raef, but it goes poorly.

For Raef.

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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2019 1:37 pm 
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It's a high stakes game of cards on Ihn Gallad between Yeong Eode, Antine, and Syl of the Dual-Walkers. The game takes a sudden turn when one of them antes The Ythol Annulus. Now it's a game with deadly consequences if it falls into the wrong hands.

Antine: "I don't have enough money left to ante. Would it be alright if I bet this old thing?"
Syl and Yeong Eode's eyes grow wide, and they share a glance.
Syl: "Yes, little fox. I believe that will do nicely."

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Nasperge does an Aubedore reading for Chardis of the Dual-Walkers in the "Crossroads" pattern.

For the corners, he draws the Endless Maze (inverted), the Wolf, the Shadows, and the Archer (inverted).

For the spokes, he draws the Wanderer (inverted), the Crow, the Flag, and the Fish.

At the Crossroads, he lays the Dragon (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Dreamer (inverted), which is horizontal.

Chardis of the Dual-Walkers accuses him of stacking the deck.

In other words, Chardis, if you think you're escaping a certain dragon-who-doesn't-want-to-be-a-dragon, you're dreaming!

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Kalit Mudroha has accidentally misplaced The Archangel's Horns on Jakkard. Can he find it again before Tryst learns it is missing?

...would she care?

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Dantalion has gone missing, and now Donagut goes in search of it. The search takes Donagut from Adrisar to Dammerdall and finally to Moag, where he is ambushed by Dantalion.

Leave that dog alone. He's got fleas, isn't that bad enough?

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After a particularly enjoyable festival, Kahr-ret-Taris decides to search for a mysterious treasure on Arbagoth. For the sake of safety, Kahr brings a wide variety of spells and weapons. After a long and eventful adventure, he finally reaches a great but abandoned city. After hours of searching, he finds his treasure! Triumphantly, Kahr raises a magic key over his head!

Oooh, a surprisingly possible prompt!

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Sri Hara attempts to explain cheese to Larasa Farleth, but just creates a massive misunderstanding in the process.

The fact that this story does not yet exist is a crime against humanity and, uh, pachydermity, alike.

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Clade reflects on his recent meeting with Raiker Venn on his deathbed.

Clade: "Why, oh why did my name have to rhyme with 'flayed?'"

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Kirsh has a meeting with a planar native on the miniature plane Segovia, after a duel between Beryl, the Heart-Scarred and Antine left them stranded there.

:huh:

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Elphimas attempts to explain how to pronounce "Antine" to Dorn, but Dorn just won't listen.

Elphimas: "No, no, it is pronounced 'Ann tine,' as in rhyming with 'nine' or 'wine.' Incidentally, it also rhymes with 'Penelophine.'"
Dorn: "I don't care, they're all a bunch of human-lovers anyway. Besides, an orc once told me it was pronounced 'Ann teen,' like rhyming with 'mean' or 'seen.' Of course, he also said that it rhymes with 'Penelophine...'"


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It's a high stakes game of cards on Ihn Gallad between Yeong Eode, Antine, and Syl of the Dual-Walkers. The game takes a sudden turn when one of them antes The Ythol Annulus. Now it's a game with deadly consequences if it falls into the wrong hands.

Antine: "I don't have enough money left to ante. Would it be alright if I bet this old thing?"
Syl and Yeong Eode's eyes grow wide, and they share a glance.
Syl: "Yes, little fox. I believe that will do nicely."

Oh dear. Antine, why.

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Elphimas attempts to explain how to pronounce "Antine" to Dorn, but Dorn just won't listen.

Elphimas: "No, no, it is pronounced 'Ann tine,' as in rhyming with 'nine' or 'wine.' Incidentally, it also rhymes with 'Penelophine.'"
Dorn: "I don't care, they're all a bunch of human-lovers anyway. Besides, an orc once told me it was pronounced 'Ann teen,' like rhyming with 'mean' or 'seen.' Of course, he also said that it rhymes with 'Penelophine...'"

Sekki suffers for our sins.

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It’s an interplanar game of Tag! Ungar Landvik tags Penelophine on Ravnica, who tags Illarion Vale on Adrisar, who tags Kahr-ret-Taris on Siraus. Kahr attempts to tag Kirsh of the Flats on the center of the World Tree, but Kirsh narrowly escapes! Now Kahr is frustrated and bored…and cranky.

This seems strangely in Kahr's character...

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Sri Hara begins searching for The Archangel's Horns.

Barinellos, I feel like we need an explanation for this one as to why.

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Ellia the Endbringer ventures into Adrisar, where she becomes insanely jealous of Maral, Celestial Wright. She tries to calm Ellia down, which proves difficult as Maral interrupts a romantic meeting between Tey'von and Larasa Farleth.

This prompt went increasingly off the rails.

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Morgezka Shanak. Poor Morgezka.

I mean, this could well have happened already.

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The multiverse has it out for Kimberley, as Cyrryc Adda curses her with moonglove poisoning. Poor Kimberley now has to get Kirsh of the Flats's help.

This could prove to be an interesting story.

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Morgezka Shanak chases Syl of the Dual-Walkers to Janhapurh. Upon landing on Janhapurh, she comes into conflict with the other 'Walker.

Never mind, Barinellos. This might help explain it...

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Against his better judgment, Raleris, the Lorekeeper saves Morgezka Shanak's life. Now, Raleris demands Morgezka return the favor.

Morgezka: "Look, I appreciate the help, old man, but I'm sorry, I don't know anything about phthisis."
Raleris: "Rats. Well, thank you anyway."

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred chases Chardis of the Dual-Walkers to Jakkard. Upon landing on Jakkard, she interrupts a battle between The Duchess and the other 'Walker.

Beryl: "You're out of your depth here. Help me, and we can take her down for good."
Chardis: "An interesting proposal. Though I loathe to admit it, you may be right. Come, you should meet my sister. Then we can discuss our plans."

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Lourima Viiran's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, The Duchess arrives! She comforts Lourima, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Lourima and The Duchess head off to explore the center of the World Tree.

There is a dark twist hidden somewhere down the line, I can just feel it...

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Ikass is under attack! Lukas Harran must gather allies such as Sharaka and Nasperge before it's too late, but Lukas is hampered when he interrupts a romantic meeting between Zhiran and Morgezka Shanak.

Good for Morgezka! It's good to see her moving on.

(also, pretty sure Zhiran isn't likely to be manipulated into tragedy by the Rulus, so she has learned a thing or two)

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Aloise Hartley has gone missing, and now The Duchess goes in search of her. The search takes The Duchess from The Wheel to Innistrad and finally to Iun Ilana, where she finds that Aloise is attempting to uncover the secrets of mathematics.

So she was just... studying?

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Syl of the Dual-Walkers attempts to explain how to pronounce "Syl of the Dual-Walkers" to Mattias the Tinkerer, but the arrival of Kahr-ret-Taris complicates matters.

Syl: "Oh, what prodigious luck! Our new guest will momentarily help you with a demonstration, dear Mattias..." *rounds on Kahr* "Get ready to scream my name in agony, pharaoh of the ashes..."

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While casually exploring Keter, Lumina Revelaris saves Blink's life. Blink returns the favor by trying to kill Lumina.

Sounds accurate. Lumina should have stayed home with that swollen black eye...

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Surprisingly, Raef saves Syl of the Dual-Walkers's life. This results in a short-lived romantic liaison between the two.

Very short-lived.

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Alessa Rehn. Poor Alessa.

She's not at her best right now, but on a good day I feel like she could play merry hell with his plans...

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Raleris, the Lorekeeper. Poor Raleris.

Been there, seen that.

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Kala, The Iron Doctor chases Raiker Venn to a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as Interplanar Tunnel--outside of Aldis. Upon landing on Aldis, she receives the artifact known as The Last of All from the other 'Walker.

Raiker, with his most innocent smile: "You will make good use of it, I'm sure."

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Aloise Hartley has gone missing, and now The Duchess goes in search of her. The search takes The Duchess from The Wheel to Innistrad and finally to Iun Ilana, where she finds that Aloise is attempting to uncover the secrets of mathematics.

So she was just... studying?

The Duchess: "As your principal, I am very worried about this uncharacteristic truancy."
Aloise: "Truancy? But, this is a Mathletes competition..."

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Syl of the Dual-Walkers attempts to explain how to pronounce "Syl of the Dual-Walkers" to Mattias the Tinkerer, but the arrival of Kahr-ret-Taris complicates matters.

Syl: "Oh, what prodigious luck! Our new guest will momentarily help you with a demonstration, dear Mattias..." *rounds on Kahr* "Get ready to scream my name in agony, pharaoh of the ashes..."

I dig that title, "Pharaoh of the Ashes."


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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Alessa Rehn. Poor Alessa.

She's not at her best right now, but on a good day I feel like she could play merry hell with his plans...
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She will use every power at her disposal to make sure every time he intends to end a verse, it'll end with the word 'orange'

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Alessa Rehn. Poor Alessa.

She's not at her best right now, but on a good day I feel like she could play merry hell with his plans...
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She will use every power at her disposal to make sure every time he intends to end a verse, it'll end with the word 'orange'

Raiker: "That is it! I have had it! I will use this ultimate spell to wipe that blasted word from every lexicon ever conceived!!!"
Alessa: "Alright. 'Purple' it is!"
Raiker: "AAARRRGH!"


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That's a great way to begin my day, thank you! :D

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While drinking at the Surrakar and Assassin tavern on Thorneau, Donagut was attacked by an Elder Elephant Volver. Now, Donagut just wants to get drunk.

Well, true, but in all fairness, that's what he wanted to begin with.

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Syl of the Dual-Walkers reflects on her recent meeting with Daneera on her deathbed.

Ooooh.

Wait, we have some unclear pronouns here...

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Huinn, Last of the Darkwings planeswalks to Iun Ilana. There, he trades information with The Shifter...in bed.

Trucker: "Someone order a tanker full of nightmare fuel? No? Oh, sorry, my mistake."

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Morgezka Shanak wakes up to find she's on Shandrovol. She last remembers being on Bolas's Meditation Plane and has no memory of how she got here! Will Morgezka be able to regain those lost memories before Alessa Rehn takes advantage of the situation?

Wow, there is a LOT to unpack here...

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Penelophine arrives unexpectedly on Thorneau.

It would be pretty interesting to see the Siren on Thorneau. It would be cool if she were to show up at the Tower of Tears.

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The paths of fate have converged and Zhiran interrupts a romantic meeting between Lourima Viiran and Dantalion because of the machinations of Elphimas.

Trucker: "Okay, we got that nightmare fuel you ordered. Oh, it's you folks again. Sorry."

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In the dark of night, Tryst was attacked by a Kobold. Now, Tryst suffers from an erratic mutation and desperately turns to Orida Vise for help.

Orida: "Holy ****, what the **** happened to you?"
Tryst: "Ribbit!"

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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on the first sphere of Phyrexia! Elphimas seems all set to go with Kahr-ret-Taris. But then Kahr suffers from having eaten goblin soup! Will he be better in time for the prom? Things get more complicated when Popular Planeswalker Lumina Revelaris delivers an epic put-down to Elphimas and their date!

Could happen.

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In the Cauldron and Wolverine tavern on Thorneau, in the center of the main room, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Jade in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, he draws the Path, the Dragon, the Princess (inverted), and the Fairy (inverted).

For the spokes, he draws the Lost, the Flag (inverted), the Orphan (inverted), and the Baroness (inverted).

At the Crossroads, he lays the Seamstress vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Library (inverted), which is horizontal.

Jade tells Nasperge to stop drinking.

The inverted Library as Jade's fate card seems particularly haunting.


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Ah, but a seamstress mends things which are worn, torn, and tattered. So Jade's fate and destination might well be to restore the library to its former glory.

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Ah, but a seamstress mends things which are worn, torn, and tattered. So Jade's fate and destination might well be to restore the library to its former glory.

Or maybe build something that has the same value of the Library after its ruin...

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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Adrisar! But Morgezka Shanak doesn't have a date! Now Morgezka is desperate to find someone to go with her! Morgezka tries to ask out Ellia the Endbringer! That might be a terrible mistake... Things get more complicated when Raiker Venn, the Multiverse's Greatest Poet, decides the Prom would make the perfect setting for his Magnum Opus!

Can we put a frickin' sign with "we don't need ANY nightmare fuel" outside our door?

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Kimberley Talon chases Syl of the Dual-Walkers to Valla, home of the Immersturm. Upon landing on Valla, home of the Immersturm, she gets drawn into complex political intrigue by the other 'Walker.

Sounds about right. Maybe the generator is beginning a reasonable streak?

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Gruff interrupts a romantic meeting between Morgan of Voor and Vasilias, Lord of Ariva.

...scratch that.

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Jade has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Jade discovers the secret admirer is Raiker Venn! Jade is shocked!

C'mon, Jade, you already knew you had Raiker's attention...

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In the Leaping Yeti tavern on Ravnica, in front of a gathering crowd, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Lukas Harran in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, he draws the Gravestone (inverted), the Coin, the Thief, and the Ancient One (inverted).

For the spokes, he draws the Griffin (inverted), the Lost, the Shadows, and the Healer.

At the Crossroads, he lays the Statue (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Bird, which is horizontal.

Lukas Harran ponders this carefully.

I keep being ass at making Aubedore readings, but it seems intriguing to me.

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about The Duchess. Poor The Duchess.

I remember a certain Aversion making this unlikely...

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In a massive firestorm, Nasperge saves Aloise Hartley's life. Now, the two team up.

Firestorm? Oh gog, what happened to Beryl this time?

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In the Leaping Yeti tavern on Ravnica, in front of a gathering crowd, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Lukas Harran in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, he draws the Gravestone (inverted), the Coin, the Thief, and the Ancient One (inverted).

For the spokes, he draws the Griffin (inverted), the Lost, the Shadows, and the Healer.

At the Crossroads, he lays the Statue (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Bird, which is horizontal.

Lukas Harran ponders this carefully.

I keep being ass at making Aubedore readings, but it seems intriguing to me.


Well, let me take a crack at this. First off, anything which flies can represent freedom, so inverted Gravestone into inverted Griffin seems to indicate something or someone who is not dead, but also not free (I'll give you one guess). Coin into the Lost is pretty simple as well: Lukas has lost something of value (again, no points for guessing). The Thief into the Shadows is either a reference to the fact that Lukas stole his dark powers, or a prediction of what he needs to become to complete his quest. Inverted Ancient One into Healer is harder to interpret. In the best case, this means that Lukas will one day be able to leave his dark powers behind, being "healed" of his connection to the ancient demonic forces. Finally, the destination and fate seem to imply that his quest will ultimately be successful, as both the Bird and the inverted Statue can represent freedom, and the Statue especially can mark a state of stasis, which fits the Soulstone quite well.

So I would say things are looking surprisingly bright for our friend Lukas!

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Makes sense! Cool, thank you :D

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Lukas Harran begins traveling with Syl of the Dual-Walkers. Can they stick together despite their differences?

Either Lukas has a very short memory, or his corruption storyline has progressed much too far...

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Coincidentally, Renn Winmoore and Aria both end up on Mercadia. There, Aria is attacked by a Hellion, but Renn manages to save her just in time.

Ahh, that's cute. I think Mari and Antine need to try to set those two up in High School.

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Huinn, Last of the Darkwings begins searching for An Æther Vent.

Oh. Oh, no...

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Raleris, the Lorekeeper finds himself chased by a very strange army comprised of Miniature Horror Minotaur Druids, Faeries, Cyclops Praetors, and even Gigantic Octopus Samurais.

Miniature Horror Minotaur Druids and Gigantic Octopus Samurai. Well, that's just fantastic.

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Beryl discovers the secret admirer is Renn Winmoore! Beryl tries to let Renn down easy.

This might put a kink in Mari and Antine's plan.

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While searching for a Jakk gun, Ygraine of Segovia was attacked by a Chimera Berserker. Now, Ygraine is trying to figure out how it happened.

More importantly, do they make Derringers on Jakkard?

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Daneera joins forces with Fisco Vane, the Shark.

Admittedly, she didn't have much choice.


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Larasa Farleth spends an afternoon watching a rainbow with Morgan of Voor.

Sounds like date night went well.

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Syl of the Dual-Walkers throws a party on the Spice Isles. She invites Alar, Auric Avarius, Raef and Urassaya Vath, and there Auric and Raef hook up!

I bet Urassaya would be pretty interested in Raef. Pity Auric made the first move.

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Donagut is investigating a violent assault on Kamigawa and his suspects include Gruff, Ethal, Cyrryc Adda, and Sundar Elarion. To his surprise, all the facts point to... Cyrryc Adda!

I mean, admittedly, poison is more his thing, but still, is this really all that surprising?

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While visiting The Amphiseum, Mattias the Tinkerer was attacked by Aloise Hartley. Now, Mattias is trying to figure out how it happened.

This strikes me as exceedingly unlikely.

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Urassaya Vath wants to learn about religion, and so is deceived by Jade. However, Jade is suffering from a parasitic dark hatchling, and will only help Urassaya if she goes to Janhapurh to see Cyrryc Adda about a cure. Cyrryc knows about the cure, but will only give it to Urassaya if she can locate Winter's Heart. Urassaya searches for it on Innistrad, but only finds an orb. At this point, Urassaya gives up on this side quest.

Urassaya: "Seriously, I just wanted to know why everyone keeps thinking I'm a, what do they keep calling it? An angel?"

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Raiker Venn has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Raiker discovers the secret admirer is Penelophine! Raiker is shocked!

Not bloody likely.

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After hearing a compelling story, Aloise Hartley decides to search for a mysterious treasure on the first sphere of Phyrexia. For the sake of safety, Aloise decides to travel in secret. After a long and eventful adventure, she finally reaches the geographic center of the first sphere of Phyrexia. After hours of searching, she finds her treasure! Triumphantly, Aloise raises a priceless lamp over her head!

Aloise, whatever you do, do NOT try to oil that lamp!!!


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While visiting The Amphiseum, Mattias the Tinkerer was attacked by Aloise Hartley. Now, Mattias is trying to figure out how it happened.

This strikes me as exceedingly unlikely.

Hence his confusion.

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Urassaya Vath wants to learn about religion, and so is deceived by Jade. However, Jade is suffering from a parasitic dark hatchling, and will only help Urassaya if she goes to Janhapurh to see Cyrryc Adda about a cure. Cyrryc knows about the cure, but will only give it to Urassaya if she can locate Winter's Heart. Urassaya searches for it on Innistrad, but only finds an orb. At this point, Urassaya gives up on this side quest.

Urassaya: "Seriously, I just wanted to know why everyone keeps thinking I'm a, what do they keep calling it? An angel?"

I get there's a new character in the generator? :D

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In a very special musical episode, Fisco Vane, the Shark planeswalks to Aliavelli. There, he converses with The Dentevi... In song!

And such an entrancing song it was, huh? Too bad Beryl didn't like the tune.

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In the M:EM High School, Blink wants to cheat off of Asher’s test in Penelophine’s class. Hilariously, it was just an aptitude test!

Wait, that's a new entry!

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In the M:EM High School, Scarlet really, really likes Aria. She drops numerous hints to her, but Aria isn’t interested. Aria happily agrees to take her on a date. Scar and Aria both have a wonderful time!

Isn't interested but agrees on taking her on a date? I'm very happy for both of them, but wut?

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Sundar Elarion attempts to explain simple logic to Ungar Landvik, but just creates a massive misunderstanding in the process.

Sundar: You want for people to witness "them", right?
Ungar: Right.
Sundar: But if you kill everyone on Dammerdall to summon them, who will be able to do the witnessing?
Ungar: You're right!
Sundar: Yes, and that means-
Ungar: I have to prepare a plane-wide enchantment to bind their spirits and turn them into ghosts! Thank you so much, I'd have ruined it all if it wasn't for you! *planeswalkes away*
Sundar: Antine, I'm afraid I know where we're traveling next.
Antine: *whimpers*

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In the M:EM High School, Lukas Harran develops a huge crush on Larasa Farleth. He shamelessly throws himself at her, but Larasa isn’t interested. Larasa happily agrees to take him on a date. Lukas and Larasa both have a great time, until they realize that neither of them brought any money!

The uninterested date again, there might be something wrong with the choosing code.

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In the M:EM High School, Morgan of Voor hopes Kalit Mudroha will ask him to the dance. He tries to write a love letter to him, but Aamir is totally crushing on Morgan. Kalit tries to make him feel better by taking him on a pity date. The date goes well, but Aamir secretly follows them, insanely jealous.

I... um... Morgan, didn't you have a girlfriend?
(this kind of prompt sounds like it could be a lot of fun)

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In the M:EM High School, Antine thinks Mattias the Tinkerer is TOTALLY cute. He tries to get Denner Fabellian to set him up with him, but an unfortunately timed fire drill ruins it. Mattias decides that Antine is actually really perspicacious and asks him out on a date. To make things more comfortable, they turn it into a double date with Daneera and Kerik.

Again with Antine's convoluted schemes. But... what about Mari?

...Is Antine turning into a playboy?!

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