Flavor text shows how a single quote from a random character can be very interesting on its own. Sometimes, a single dialogue or scenery description is enough to satisfy a reader without further context. But there are people who search "top 10 anime fights" on Youtube, follow WWE, go to live matches and/or practice various martial arts, or start/join bar brawls. (of course, some of these behaviors are more reprehensible than others. **** weebs.)
Because sometimes, a good fight is just what you need.
So this is the place where we can tell each other stories of great fights: no need for preambles, two (or more?) characters get thrown at each other and sparks come out. My first contribution is a bit of an exercise to get a feel for a
and test a format.
Warning: Some body horror.
Xant strolled down the corridor from his study, enjoying the warm sunlight flooding from the wide windows on his left; some rays of light caught the decorations of his tunic, forming shifting designs of reflected light on the ceiling and right wall. The air of the deserted courtyard below was filled with the song of dozens of cicadas, which almost completely drowned the footfalls of Tanila behind him. The armored woman showed no signs of suffering from the heat, proving once more her flawless training and manners.
The smile who had spread on Xant's face in this fine summer afternoon didn't falter when a smiling young man emerged from the relative darkness at the end of a corridor, his lavish clothes an almost hypnotic vision in deep purple and black constellated with gems and polished gold. A rich courtesan, maybe a noble scion, or the son of a wealthy merchant. Xant took a moment to consider how to address this unannounced visitor.
"Well met, Your Holyness, I hope you had a delightful morning," the young man greeted genially after a shallow but impeccable bow, which clashed with the blatant breach of etiquette.
"Good evening to you, son," Xant replied, a hint of steel in his voice. "Pleased as I am by your visit, my day is very busy. How can I help you?"
The young man didn't answer. His smile had an edge to it as he took a purposeful step forward, the sharp sound clearly audible above the cicadas. "It took a while for me to start appreciating your backwater of a realm, "Your Holyness", with your prudish mores and reluctant admiration for the bold." Another step forward, taking the man away from the direct sunlight. The sudden lack of reflected light made him almost disappear. "I've built a place for me here. It wasn't easy, but the fruits were worthy of my labor." Another step forward, and the sunlight revealed a coronet made of solid darkness on the top of his raven-haired head.
Tanila stepped in front of Xant, her hand on the hilt of her sword. "The Shadow Prince." Her stance was confident, but Xant noticed the seed of dread in her voice.
"My reputation precedes me," Amaruo replied as he bowed deeply, his coronet slipping from his head and shattering on the ground in many wisps of black smoke. The smile was gone from Amaruo's face when he addressed the older man again. "I have come to know about your plans for Fisecaric, Xant," Amaruo warned with distaste. "I won't let you ruin the results of my efforts, you senile usurper. I'm here to see you die."
Xant hoped the disappointment in his eyes hid the storm of questions in his mind - Who was this conceited upstart? Where did he come from, to talk down to the Realm of the Sacred Spear? How did he know? How could Xant extract information from this "Shadow Prince" without raising suspicion? - but in the end there was no reason to act outside the norm. "Tanila, let's escort the delusional young fool to the dungeons. I'll speak with him in the morning, when whatever substance he's on will have run its course."
Tanila's nerves seemed to benefit from Xant's confidence. "You've heard His Holyness," she warned as she cautiously approached the young man.
Amaruo raised his hands in apparent surrender. "You already proved your loyalty and courage, Tanila," he spoke with a pleading look, "and you seem smart enough to recognize true power. You don't have to do this."
After a moment of hesitation, Tanila spoke loud and clearly. "I don't have to follow the Church's orders. It's my duty and my privilege to do so."
Amaruo closed his eyes and hung his head in resignation. "Very well," he sighed, and clapped his hands.
The sudden darkness seemed almost absolute to Xant and Tanila at first, but after blinking a few times they adjusted to the dim light. A thick black fog covered the floor, clung to the walls and even to the ceiling. The little light who filtered through the shrouded windows reminded them of a moonlit night, and even the temperature seemed to drop. The song of the cicadas was no more, replaced by a silence broken only by barely audible whispers speaking of guilt and fear. Xant frowned, worried by the young man's casual display of power, but easily ignored the faint voices. Tanila unsheated her sword hastily, her shoulders rising and falling in shallow breaths. She brought her free hand to her ear, her face screwed up in the effort to block out the voices and her sword leveled blindly in Amaruo's direction. "The prophets spoke: "No matter how dark the night"..." She started to recite. "No matter... how dark..." Tanila panted, cold sweat running down her neck. "The night..."
"It matters how dark the night is," said Amaruo, not unkindly. Tanila's sword clanged against the floor, both her hands pressed against her ears, tears trickling down her cheeks. Her legs buckled, and she fell on her knees. She whimpered, her stout physique shaking with silent sobs... the black fog gently reached upwards, shrouded her hunched figure, and claimed her. Tanila's lifeless body just slumped forward when the fog retreated, almost in a pose of prostration to Amaruo.
"Such a cruel fate..." Xant commented. "Her loss will be mourned tomorrow, but her service is not over yet." He opened his arms. "Rise, Tanila."
Amaruo let out a disgusted hiss when Tanila's arm crawled forward to grab her sword. Her corpse listlessly rose to her feet, the point of the sword scraping against the stone floor. Amaruo snapped his fingers, and a will-o'-wisp lit up above his finger; he blew on the marsh-green fire and it split in a dozen ghastly flames, their light hiding Amaruo's frame.
"Kill the intruder, Tanila," Xant ordered, and the zombie's shambling gait turned into a charge. Xant's hand made a cutting motion and a dozen wisp of silvery light escaped from the green flames. The will-o'-wisps flickered and died, deprived of their essence, as the zombie heedlessly dashed through them. Amaruo jumped back, but not fast enough to avoid the attack completely; the left sleeve of his expensive shirt was ripped open and quickly stained with blood.
Amaruo's only concession to pain was a moment's grimace. He made a throwing gesture, and a black projectile shot from the darkness behind Amaruo to hit the zombie in its vacuous eyes. The solid shadow immediately shifted to become a blindfold, and Amaruo easily sidestepped the next wild swings.
"No matter how dark the night, the eyes of the faithful will always see the light of true salvation," Xant recited, and a circle of bright candle-like flames appeared around the zombie, which seemed to stand straighter. The next blind slash seamlessly turned into a masterful lunge that got Amaruo in the shoulder.
Amaruo staggered back, new blood soaking his lavish clothes. He conjured a torch of black fire in his hand and tossed it toward Tanila's corpse; the zombie easily swatted it aside, but the black flames clung to the blade and spread to the rest of the body in a split second, quickly consuming the dead flesh. As the spark of undeath contained within the zombie was extinguished, the levitating candle flames died one by one. Amaruo made a dismissive gesture in Xant's direction, trying to keep any sign of suffering from his expression with steady breaths.
A tiny, hunched and above all sin-ugly shadow demon appeared before Xant's face. "Very noble of you, negating her deserved shut-eye," snickered the imp; Xant haughtily swatted it aside, but another took its place. "Just fabulous, my dear," the second imp shrieked in adoration, "your arrogance goes so well with that garish tunic! And that hypocrisy! You have to tell me where you got it!" The first imp howled with laughter. Xant's mouth became a thin contemptuous line, and his hand fetched a knife from the folds of his tunic. A third imp gasped in mock fright, to the obscene delight of the first two.
"Enough!" Xant barked. He slid the blade on his palm, holding the bleeding hand high. "I request your assistance to smite this villain, Our Most Revered!"
The corridor was awash with sunlight when the six-winged angel appeared, a bright halo hiding her eyes. The imps shrieked in true terror and dove low to hide in the black fog. Xant hung his head and joined his hands in prayer.
"I will assist you, Xant, but don't think I'll forget the foul power you used to summon me," admonished the mighty angel, ignoring Amaruo. Her silvery hair floated peacefully in the air in contrast with her stern visage. Her golden wings spread to brush against the confinements of the corridor, no more necessary for her flight than her sword was to smite the unworthy.
"I pray for your forgiveness, Most Revered, for I know I have sinned. My scholarly curiosity led me to dark studies," Xant explained in contrition, even as a voice in his mind scoffed at the archangel's closed-mindedness. "I would have never used such unholy magics if not for this dire necessity, and I will accept any punishment you find just."
The angel nodded, satisfied. "So you sha-"
A black spike blossomed from the angel's chest, swiftly followed by ten more lances of darkness piercing her wings and limbs. The angel's acknowledgement turned into an outraged scream, which was cut short by a twelfth spear through the throat. Xant's eyes widened in horror. The black spikes turned into tendrils, wrapping around the struggling angel and lifting her until she was pinned against the ceiling, where her movements stopped after a series of sickening snaps.
"Did I interrupt something?" Amaruo asked with calculated innocence. The angel's halo shattered in a shower of sparks and the darkness resumed its reign over the corridor. The young man's hands were clasped behind his back to hide the shaking; he was thankful beyond belief for the archangel's overconfidence.
Xant stared, gaping, at the broken angelic body. Four imps rose from the black fog, three dancing and shrieking with manic glee around the dead angel as the fourth flew to her face and took her chin with both hands. "You did this to me," the imp mumbled in a mockery of the angel's deep voice, moving her jaw out of time, "why did you do this to me?"
Amaruo didn't lose time to gloat: as soon as he had gathered enough mana he conjured a multitude of sharp spikes, which stood in wait in the fog around Xant, and summoned his strongest shade. The spirit rose from the black fog, its black hair floating like a dark reflection of the dead archangel's, a threatening violet glow pouring from the eyes and the mouth of its spiky bone mask.
The shade's approach shook Xant from his horrified stupor. The old cleric's face was transfigured by rage, and he leveled his open hands at the shade with a wordless angry scream. The shade reached with its clawed hands, but Xant proved faster. The spear of blinding sunlight that shot from his hands disintegrated the whole upper half of the shade and scorched a long scar in the ceiling.
Amaruo raised his eyebrows, surprised by Xant's fury, and tried a slightly different approach, summoning a weaker but sturdier shade. Its somewhat feline head emerged cautiously from the fog, its skin resembling a black panther's fur and its eyes glowing a dull orange.
Xant made a grabbing motion and ripped half of the shade's soul out of its body with a jerk of his hand. The shade's eyes flickered as it slumped back into the fog, but after a moment their glow returned steady and the shade's head emerged again. Xant blinked, exhaustion catching up with him, and summoned a translucent wall of golden light. The waiting spikes sprung in groups out of the fog, biting into the wall and ripping it into shreds like an army of ravenous, disembodied mouths. The four imps descended in a circle around Xant's head, jeering and screaming their despise at the top of their lungs.
Amaruo conceded himself a brief smile seeing his trap stripping away Xant's defenses, then cast his mind through the Eternities to tap his mana bonds with a dozen places of polite and civilized corruption. He gathered the resulting stream of mana and channeled most of it in his shade, whose physique went from wiry to towering in a split second, and kept a little for a last trick.
The shade pounced from the fog and hit Xant with a long, clawed arm, sending him flying against the wall. Xant tried to keep himself upright and his eyes focused, reaching for the last slivers of energy left in his body, when he heard the cathedral's Passing Bell. In his clouded mind formed the surreal but undeniable certainty it was tolling for him, and with that thought Xant let his resolve and conscience fade to black.
Battle TranscriptAs you may have surmised, this fight is the narration of a possible Magic game; I added a few rules to make things more interesting:
1- Players decide when to draw basic land (and, in Xant's case, which basic land to draw) and when to draw spell, which is a rule that could be implemented for casual play or Limited to avoid a certain amount of heartache.
2- Singleton, to avoid spell repetition.
So, for the transcript itself:
Turn OneXant (20 life, 7 cards in hand before first main phase): Plains,
Dauntless BodyguardAmaruo (20, 8): Swamp,
Dread of Night (Dauntless Bodyguard dies)
Turn TwoXant (20, 6): Swamp,
Shamble Back on the Dauntless Bodyguard
Amaruo (20, 7): Swamp,
Will-o'-the-WispTurn ThreeXant (22, 5): Plains,
Afterlife on Will-o'-the-Wisp (Spirit token dies due to Dread of Night), Zombie token attacks
Amaruo (18, 6): Swamp,
Cast into Darkness on Zombie token
Turn FourXant (22, 4): Plains,
Candlelight Vigil on Zombie token, which attacks
Amaruo (15, 5): Swamp,
Grasp of Darkness on Zombie token,
Shrieking AfflictionTurn FiveXant (22, 3):
Dark Ritual,
Admonition AngelAmaruo (15, 3): Swamp,
Gloomlance on Admonition Angel
Turn SixXant (19, 1): [passes]
Amaruo (15, 2):
Dread Shade,
Grave PerilTurn SevenXant (16, 2):
Sunlance on Dread Shade
Amaruo (15, 1):
Darkling StalkerTurn EightXant (13, 2):
Reave Soul on Darkling Stalker (which regenerates),
Wall of Hope (killed by Grave Peril)
Amaruo (15, 1): Swamp, +4/+4 to Darkling Stalker (to 5/5), which attacks
Turn NineXant (5, 1): -Amaruo casts
Funeral Charm before main phase to make Xant discard- Xant forfeits.
Specific card choicesDread of Night: Aside from being closely tied to Amaruo's style, he's specifically prepared to fight a high cleric of a
culture, so the deck was a bit stacked in his favor.
Shamble Back: Tanila's death suggests calling for more guards isn't going to be fruitful; I don't think Xant is much of a necromancer, but has enough power to make do in a pinch.
Dark Ritual: See what I did there? Of course, the Admonition Angel admonishes him about it.
Admonition Angel: She had a bigger role at the beginning, but there's no way a control-style wizard wouldn't take down such a haymaker if given half a chance. Also ironically proves to be Xant's downfall, as she allows Amaruo to score a 3-for-1 trade with Gloomlance.
Shrieking Affliction,
Grave Peril and
Funeral Charm are a bit otuside Amaruo's main flavor, but I feel the skill to make very elaborated and even talking shadows justifies this reflavor.
Also, at turn Eight Amaruo keeps 1 mana open to regenerate Darkling in case Xant draws instant damage/spot removal.
Sunlance and
Reave Soul are interchangeable in this game, so I used Sunlance first as it's Xant's signature spell.