I think they don't do X spells that require information about X after they're on the battlefield. There's some disconnect in the rules that disallows it. Things can enter the battlefield with information about X, but once they're there, X is no longer something the game can remember. Or something. They may have changed this, but I haven't seen the evidence.


This card would be really, really good I suspect. I want it.

Steam Infiltrator

Creature -- Elemental
4/1
Haste
Steam Infiltrator can't be blocked.

Fiery Redeemer

Creature -- Human Cleric Soldier
2/2
Lifelink
: Fiery Redeemer gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Fiery Redeemer basically exists in Sunhome Enforcer.

Daunt
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target creature with fear.

Galvanize
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target creature with intimidate.

Tame
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target creature with menace.

#makegreentheantievasioncolor

A monoblack creature with lifelink and haste

Markov Crusader is closest

Unoccupied Ruins
Land (C)
: Add to your mana pool.
: Untap target basic land.

Posted this in LHSYMtCFA, but I'm pretty sure this doesn't exist without some riders on the ability:

Urge to Jump
Sorcery
Target creature's controller sacrifices it.
It was not the consequence of a single moment, or even a hundred moments - it was the result of several thousand, coalesced into a single plunge.


Crime of Passion
Sorcery
Destroy target red or green creature.

Ethereal Burden
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creatures can't attack.

There's Guard Duty.

But this one is more like the magemarks, affecting all enchanted creatures

Oh. I missed the S.

"Creatures that are enchanted" would be easier to read correctly.

I'm sorry, but am I missing something? The grammar is weird.

It is a little weird sounding but it makes sense and is something we've seen before. "Creatures with enchantments attached to them can't attack" is an extremely wordy way to say it.

Proliferate
Instant (C)
Proliferate.

Palace Swiftspear
Creature - Human Warrior (C/U)
Whenever this creature enters the battlefield or attacks, each opponent loses 1 life.
1/1

Would "As Nightstalker enters the battlefield, destroy up to X creatures."?

Death Before Life
Instant (C)
Target creature gets +0/+1 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. If you cast Life and Death from exile, it gets +1/+0 and gains lifelink until end of turn instead.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Are you really surprised that doesn't exist

Are you

Frenzy -
Sorcery
Creatures you control gain frenzy 1 until end of turn. Draw a card.

it was originally gonna be just "Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. Another target creature gains lifelink until end of turn."

but then for some reason I kept going and that thing happened. but it doesn't exist so I'm within my rights you can't stop me