Total posts 545959 | Total topics 17523 | Total members 3502 | Our newest member sharrywells
Water? Pah! I only drink from wells of sherry.

Total posts 548375 | Total topics 17620 | Total members 3509 | Our newest member Unflappable Ajax
Achilles may have been unstoppable, but only Ajax was immune to the flap.

Total posts 550926 | Total topics 17725 | Total members 3522 | Our newest member paquito
Paquito is literally a name. I don't know if it's right to make fun of it.

This is the day after Amonkhet prerelease ends.

It's also an excellent Mexican dish, slightly spicy

Total posts 557506 | Total topics 17965 | Total members 3564 | Our newest member urza

You're not fooling me "Urza". The real you died a long time ago.

Total posts 565431 | Total topics 18268 | Total members 3600 | Our newest member Sir Cerberus

I bid a fond welcome, welcome and welcome to our newest forumite!

The day of the prerelease.

Total posts 567395 | Total topics 18364 | Total members 3613 | Our newest member Gabriel07

Angel, super spy, or both?

Total posts 569795 | Total topics 18458 | Total members 3633 | Our newest member tyronehare

Just a rabbit with a people name. No joke to see hare folks.

Happy belated, TP

Muchos thanks Barn

Total posts 571959 | Total topics 18568 | Total members 3645 | Our newest member Mykidsmomjla

"Momija" strikes me as an odd name for a kid, but maybe where they come from it's plane as Jane.

Total posts 578232 | Total topics 18881 | Total members 3671 | Our newest member Vortunfir

I've heard of the Fraser, Balsam and Douglas varities, but Vortun's a tree fir me.

Ixalan prerelease is this weekend. Let's see how the number are affected.

Total posts 578759 | Total topics 18904 | Total members 3675 | Our newest member lewfairbrother

Evening after prerelease weekend. A Lewfairan monk has joined our order

lewfairmonk doesn't quite seem to understand how magic works as a game but he is pretty impressive to me

Total posts 579727 | Total topics 18947 | Total members 3681 | Our newest member corveroth

I thought it was coveroth, but rereading killed my pun in the womb. Or even if it was cover-something, I could do something with it. As is, I don't think it's close enough to any English word for me to work with. Googling "corveroth" brings up the MTG wiki, so at least that indicates he's a well-informed, if not particularly punny guy.

Total posts 597974 | Total topics 19834 | Total members 3782 | Our newest member Cavbois
Not yet cavemen
It's been way too long since I did one of these. That hypothetical, eventual graph is going to loose some definition from this.

Total posts 619467 | Total topics 21192 | Total members 3932 | Our newest member LeeLeeT

There are many Lees on the forum, but only one is eLeet.

And oh my poor, hypothetical chart. It is going to look pretty jagged now.

Total posts 622092 | Total topics 21336 | Total members 3960 | Our newest member sandra909

This name is just glowing with missed opportunities. No "chandra", no "sangria", no 007, not even 9_9 or 9(>o<)9.

(In case it's not clear, I'm kidding.)
(In case it's not clear, someone should probably graph this already)
(In case it's not clear, the someone is TPmanW)

I've started work on it, but come to the conclusion that there are way too many stats posts. Not saying that I'm not going to do it. Just stating that it suuuucks.

Would anybody be upset if I skipped over some dates?

yes.