*Hopes that's a smoke grenade, even though they look exactly nothing alike.*

*Throws a Magic Eye book at the next poster.*

*gets a strong headache while seeing it and swallows some pills to counter it.

*throws a red pill and a blue pill at the next poster. Only one must be chosen.

*crushes both of the pills and eats the mix*

*throws a Falafel at the next poster*

*Eats it to no negative effect. A little heavy on the spice*

*Throws a vial of ether at the next poster*

*Puts it on my shelf for discredited concepts of invisible, undetectable media through which light waves pass, next to, well, nothing else really.*

*Throws Schrodinger's cat at the next poster.*

*Both dodges and doesnt dodge the cat*

*Throws pizza dough at the next poster.*

*Throws tomato sauce at the pizza dough, causing a delicious mid-air collision.*

*Throws an accordion at the next poster.*

*catches the accordion and forms a polka band*

*throws an entire polka band at the next poster*

~SE++

*Names the band "Polka for Life!" and performs at a local music competition and gets 1st place.*

*throws the 1st prize trophy at the next poster*

*Catches trophy, awards it at the 4H Pavilion at the country fair.*

*Throws a prize pig at the next poster.*

*Yells "I'm getting the pig!!"*

*Throws folders of conspiracy theories at the next poster*

*Empties folder and uses it for storing tax returns*

*Throws grocery store receipts at the next poster*

*Checks the back for various coupons*

*Throws a coupon for Mountain Dew at the next poster*

*Goes on a massive sugar rush and stays up all night playing Counter-Strike.*

*Throws a mountain goat at the next poster.*

*Distracts the goat by feeding it the rest of the grocery store receipts*

*Throws an avalanche of boulders at the next poster*

*Laughs because the boulders fell on the wrong half of the mountain*

Throws a map and a flashlight at the next poster, to find, well, you know...

*uses the flashlight to scare the shadows and the map to escape the woods.

*throws a key from a cabin in the woods at the next poster.

*Gets Bruce Campbell on speed dial.*

*Throws fake blood made from Caro syrup, non-dairy creamer, and red dye at the next poster.*

*Has a mental breakdown and manifests psychic powers like Carrie*

*Throws a car at the next poster with telepathy*

*Blasts the car into pieces like Cyclops from the X-Men*

*Throws Wolverine with all claws out at the next poster*