At rare they suck at common they are way too strong. Free spells are basicslly always broken or worthless.

Bear Necessities 1G
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 2/2

Bear Minimum 3GG
Enchantment
Each creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 2/2

Better than your card

hi lily

Choice of Horrors 3BBB
Sorcery
Exile a card from your graveyard. Repeat this process until an opponent says stop.
Create an X/X black horror token where X is 14 minus the number of cards exiled. You may cast cards exiled by ~ without pay their mana costs until end of turn.

-exiles one card-
"stop"
Plays Griselbrand
Supreme Verdict next turn

-exiles 14 cards, no choice-
"when should I stop dude?"
Plays tons of garbage
Counterflux

Counterflux doesnt do much unless you put all the cards on the stack at once for some reason.

Tidewasher Giant 6UG
creature - elemental giant
When ~ enters the battlefield or attacks, put flood counters on 2 target permanents. Those permanents are island lands as long as they have flood counters on them.
6/6

Elbren, Greenthumb 1G
Legendary Creature - Human townsfolk
~ deals damage to players in the form of forest land tokens. (You figure it out)
R, T: ~ deals 1 damage to each player.
"All it takes is a few seeds, and some sweat."
0/1

i feel like taking advantage of elbrin's typeline takes too many steps and isn't worth the payoff although it is potentially a funny political piece in multiplayer still

that said, I like the card itself without the funny wording, something like:

Elbren, Greenthumb 1G
Legendary Creature - Human townsfolk
R, T: Each player puts a forest land token onto the battlefield.
"All it takes is a few seeds, and some sweat."
0/1

Stroke of genius
Sorcery
Draw 7 cards. ~ deals 10 damage to you.
You gain an emblem with "your maximum hand size is 3"
I HAVE AN Idddeeeeeeeaaaaaa

Jila, Doting Paleontologist 4GG
Legendary creature - Human Scout
Affinity for dinosaurs
When ~ enters the battlefield sacrifice a land. If you do, return any number of dinosaur cards from your graveyard to your hand.
2/2

what

What did I do?

Cult of Personality 2RW
Creature - Avatar
~'s power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control
Sacrifice another creature: ~ gains indestructible until end of turn
*/*

Ursa Minor G
Creature - Bear
You may cast ~ without paying its mana cost if a bear entered the battlefield this turn.
~ cant attack or block alone.
/Still too young to go off on its own, the majestic bear cub sticks close to its mother/
2/2

Ursa Miner GR
Creature - Bear
Sacrifice a land, T: destroy target nonbasic land. Add G to your mana pool
2/2

Ursa Major 1GG
Creature - Bear
Bears you control get +1/+0 and gain trample
"Hit it very hard!"
2/2

Sohtrov Scholar
Creature - Human Wizard
Blandcycling (, Discard this card: Search your library for a card without flavor text, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.)
This is flavor text
2/2

Goblin Teacher
Creature - Goblin
Handcycling (Discard this card: Search your hand for a card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.)
I still don't get it
2/2

Snowslide 2GR
Enchantment
At the beggining of your upkeep search your library for a snow land and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under you control ~ deals X damage to each creature and each player, where X is equal to the number of snow lands you control

Are you ready for the greatest card ever made?

Flingerton, Grand Tinkerer 1UG
Legendary Creature - Elf Artificer Rigger
T: Flingerton, Grand Tinkerer assembles a contraption, explores, investigates, populates, then proliferates. You may exert ~ to repeat this process once.
1/1

Gaea's Boon 5GG
Enchantment
You may spend a land drop rather than pay the mana cost of spells you cast.

Initiate of the Pact
Creature - Ogre Shaman
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on ~, then an opponent chooses one that hasn't been chosen —
• ~ gains flying and lifelink
• ~ gains deathtouch and trample
• ~ gains indestructible and becomes a demon in addition to its other types. Put 6 +1/+1 counters on it.
4/4

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