Wait, I thought the zombies were the muscle cars? I was imagining zombie transformers - it was epic.

I assumed it was a bunch of muscle car enthusiasts trying to deal with a zombie outbreak. And drivers that keep overaccelerating and spinning their wheels keep getting eaten cuz they're not getting away. They can't handle the horsepower or the zombies!!

I have to agree, I loved mad max movies and the cars were a big part of it.
If I had access to the "Action Mobil Desert Challenger" with pictured 50 cal mounts and brush guards... I would move my wife into that thing and travel the world.

Clearly, this is the story of a small town in Arizona. A shady businessman holds an illegal muscle car race to host some mob types. He hopes to make a killing in bets!

But there is a tragic and bizarre accident. The lead racer swerves to avoid a strange, ragged old man who ahas appeared on the track. He wrecks, but th rest of the racers are too close and can't stop in time. There is a cataclysmic pileup and all the racers die.

The shady businessman can't have this get out, so he has his construction crew bury the racers in their cars in one giant pit. But what he doesn't know is that this land used to be an Indian burial ground where A-bombs were tested in the '40s and '50s!

Soon, an eerie growl is heard in the streets of the small town, like a 700 horsepower demon. The racers have returned from the grave to run down every living thing they can find.

The only hope is Chase Lawless, a former illegal muscle car racer who has reformed. Will he make the plunge back into that chaotic underworld of crooked racing to stop the Muscle Car Zombies? Well, since his younger brother Justin is now one of the zombies, how can he refuse, even if it means Christine will leave him?

Chase will race with these zombies and lay them to rest-- or lay them to waste.

THAT is **** fabulous!

Somebody in hollywood give this.man a job.

Btw, cast charlize theron as christine. Chase can be stantham.

I don't think you can make movies around Indian burial grounds anymore (the subject I mean)

But that was awesome , the tagline at the end was perfect. Chase Lawless... wow

I haven't been the biggest fan of figure skating, but this is friggin awesome:



Yes, that girl put together an (absolutely stunning) ice skating choreography starring as Sailor Moon.
And yes, she is the current World Champion: Evgenia Medvedeva.
Gotta admire how even at this high level of sports people find ways to express their devotion to things they love.

Pretty cute too

She's 17 Barney.....

17 isn't Chris Hansen worthy!!? Isn't Georgia's magic number 15 anyway?

Anyway at least it's not zzmorg pointing this out to me. The irony would be epic.

Haha

That response really made me laugh. Good job sir.

I think it's ok to call a 17 year old cute. It's just a true statement, most 17 year olds are cute.

Saying anything more descriptive...

Archenemy Bolas got revealed with a gameplay video and its making want to play the old duels that had archenemy:
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/ar ... 2017-06-05

now adays? meh

Lol I gotta show that to my buddy Mike Barnes, he has a real vendetta against all things Lolita, he is going to asplode

he's against middle schoolers having correct body proportions in media? k

Hey! This guy is trying to talk about on topic stuff in the off topic thread! Get 'im!

Now, let's go back to talking about how Gymkata is the best movie to represent actual gymnastics in Hollywood history.

hollywood has only and will continue to only produce meaningless drivel