ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Board index » Magic: The Gathering » You Make the Card

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]

Moderator: GobO_Lazarus

Page 1 of 56

[ 1117 posts ]

Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 56 Next

Print view

Previous topic | Next topic | Search this topic

Author

Message

Mown

Post subject: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 5:09 am

YMtC Champ '11
YMtC Pro Tour Champion
YMtC Idol Winner

Joined: Sep 23, 2013
Posts: 10665
Preferred Pronoun Set: he/him/my/mine/himself

Subconscious Scavenger

Creature — Horror
When ~ enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature.
Do not drift lost in thought, lest you get pulled into the abyss.
5/5

_________________

[Warchief] Custom EDH Project

ParadOxymoron wrote:

you're like the kind of person who would cast Necropotence irl

Last edited by Mown on Tue May 09, 2017 5:14 am, edited 1 time in total.

Top

Mata Hari

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 5:12 am

Member

Joined: Sep 27, 2013
Posts: 3389

I discovered yesterday that there is no such thing as

White Card [cost with :w:

in it]
Instant
Destroy all attacking creatures.

Top

purplebackpack89

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:16 am

Member

Joined: Oct 10, 2015
Posts: 3569
Location: California
Identity: Male
Preferred Pronoun Set: he/him/his/his/himself

There's also no mono-green creature tutor that doesn't do anything else.

Primal Tutor

Sorcery (U)
Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

_________________

purplebackpack89 wrote:

Is it just me, or does Bruse Tarl look like an 1890s Barnum circus strongman who'd hawk strength tonic patent medicines on the side?

Top

AzureShade

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:26 am

Member

Joined: Sep 22, 2013
Posts: 7801

purplebackpack89 wrote:

There's also no mono-green creature tutor that doesn't do anything else.

Primal Tutor

Sorcery (U)
Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

I mean, there's Worldly Tutor....but I guess you want it to go to the hand instead of drawing it later?

_________________

magicpablo666 wrote:

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in an thread with GM_Champion" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against AzureShade when card design is on the line!"

Top

LilyStorm

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:29 am

Member

Joined: Sep 23, 2013
Posts: 14004
Identity: Chaoslight
Preferred Pronoun Set: She

Eldamaris call or whatever

_________________

altimis wrote:

I never take anytihng Lily says seriously, except for when I take it personally. Then it's personal.

WotC_Ethan wrote:

People, buy more stuff.
#WotCstaff

Spoiler

Top

Mata Hari

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:30 am

Member

Joined: Sep 27, 2013
Posts: 3389

LilyStorm wrote:

Eldamaris call or whatever

He said monogreen you dolt

Top

LilyStorm

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 10:04 am

Member

Joined: Sep 23, 2013
Posts: 14004
Identity: Chaoslight
Preferred Pronoun Set: She

Green has color fixing so every color can be monogreen right?

_________________

altimis wrote:

I never take anytihng Lily says seriously, except for when I take it personally. Then it's personal.

WotC_Ethan wrote:

People, buy more stuff.
#WotCstaff

Spoiler

Top

purplebackpack89

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 11:17 am

Member

Joined: Oct 10, 2015
Posts: 3569
Location: California
Identity: Male
Preferred Pronoun Set: he/him/his/his/himself

Resolute Troops

Creature-Human Soldier (C)
Vigilance
1/1

_________________

purplebackpack89 wrote:

Is it just me, or does Bruse Tarl look like an 1890s Barnum circus strongman who'd hawk strength tonic patent medicines on the side?

Top

UselessCommon

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 11:20 am

Member

Joined: Sep 28, 2016
Posts: 3552
Preferred Pronoun Set: he/him/his/his/himself

UselessCommon wrote:

Blast It !

Instant (U)
Blast It ! deals 4 damage to a target creature or player.

_________________

nice quotes from this forum

War of the spark will have so many Planeswalkers, they won't even be planeswalking anymore.

Top

Mown

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 3:21 pm

YMtC Champ '11
YMtC Pro Tour Champion
YMtC Idol Winner

Joined: Sep 23, 2013
Posts: 10665
Preferred Pronoun Set: he/him/my/mine/himself

We're not going through every permutation of different burn spells. Lightning Blast is a red instant that deals 4.

_________________

[Warchief] Custom EDH Project

ParadOxymoron wrote:

you're like the kind of person who would cast Necropotence irl

Top

Mown

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 4:05 pm

YMtC Champ '11
YMtC Pro Tour Champion
YMtC Idol Winner

Joined: Sep 23, 2013
Posts: 10665
Preferred Pronoun Set: he/him/my/mine/himself

Reconnoiter

Sorcery
Draw a card for each creature you control that dealt damage to an opponent this turn.
Secrets are best stolen.

_________________

[Warchief] Custom EDH Project

ParadOxymoron wrote:

you're like the kind of person who would cast Necropotence irl

Top

CommanderJim

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 4:24 pm

Member

Joined: Oct 09, 2013
Posts: 7454
Location: Mountain View
Preferred Pronoun Set: he/him

Sylvan Growth

Sorcery (U)
Search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.

_________________

ParadOxymoron wrote:

if someone said this about me i'd make it my signature

Top

Mown

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 6:05 pm

YMtC Champ '11
YMtC Pro Tour Champion
YMtC Idol Winner

Joined: Sep 23, 2013
Posts: 10665
Preferred Pronoun Set: he/him/my/mine/himself

Encroaching Borders

Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card, then reveal it and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library afterwards.
You may play an additional land card during each of your turns.

this might be slightly advanced for the criteria, but it seems like two effects that should coexist by now

_________________

[Warchief] Custom EDH Project

ParadOxymoron wrote:

you're like the kind of person who would cast Necropotence irl

Top

Cato

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 6:22 pm

Member

Joined: Sep 23, 2013
Posts: 8248
Identity: Spambot
Preferred Pronoun Set: 0, 1

Exquisite Firecraft is basically that, but sorcery speed and with conditional uncounterability.

_________________

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Top

purplebackpack89

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 12:19 pm

Member

Joined: Oct 10, 2015
Posts: 3569
Location: California
Identity: Male
Preferred Pronoun Set: he/him/his/his/himself

Massive Disappearance

Instant (R)
Exile all creatures, then return them to the battlefield under their owner's control.

_________________

purplebackpack89 wrote:

Is it just me, or does Bruse Tarl look like an 1890s Barnum circus strongman who'd hawk strength tonic patent medicines on the side?

Top

Knifethrower

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 4:30 pm

Member

Joined: Sep 23, 2013
Posts: 1105

Nature's Course

Instant
Choose 1-
Search your library for a basic land card and put it on to the battlefield tapped. Shuffle your library.
or
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Top

BelangiaJo

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 5:50 pm

Member

Joined: May 18, 2015
Posts: 4750
Preferred Pronoun Set: he/him

Gideon, Child at Heart -

Planeswalker - Gideon | MR
[+1]: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. You gain 1 life.
[ 0 ]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Child at Heart becomes a 2/2 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.
[-6]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have first strike, lifelink, indestructible, and vigilance."
{2}

Top

Mata Hari

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 5:58 pm

Member

Joined: Sep 27, 2013
Posts: 3389

I don't think anybody's surprised that card doesn't exist though.

Top

BelangiaJo

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 6:05 pm

Member

Joined: May 18, 2015
Posts: 4750
Preferred Pronoun Set: he/him

Gideon is.

Top

purplebackpack89

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 6:14 pm

Member

Joined: Oct 10, 2015
Posts: 3569
Location: California
Identity: Male
Preferred Pronoun Set: he/him/his/his/himself

Did you know that the word "Sandy" has never been used in the name of an MtG card?

_________________

purplebackpack89 wrote:

Is it just me, or does Bruse Tarl look like an 1890s Barnum circus strongman who'd hawk strength tonic patent medicines on the side?

Top

Page 1 of 56

[ 1117 posts ]

Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 56 Next

Board index » Magic: The Gathering » You Make the Card

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to: