I thought the whole point of massaging the prostate was to lose your mind?

Isn't massaging the prostate a medical technique where they stick fingers into the rectum? I can't really see how that is practical or would at all help...

If, on the other hand, your saying you should just masturbate during the endless loading times... I can see your point, but with kids running around the house and the possibility of the wife catching me jacking-off to a loading screen just seems off...

Btw, now I'll have to work hard to expunge a mental image of Barney masturbating/inserting fingers in places where the sun don't shine from my brain.

Stainless got you down? Uninstall and play a real game made by a competent developer. Catharsis achieved.

You're welcome.

Hakeem, it seems like you have some sort of radar that detects when people are complaining about Duels. Its uncanny!

Anyway, if I survived the priority bug, I can survive this...

At least you could play a game with the priority bug, this is pretty painful.

I can't play online anymore because the connection issue disconnects me from every single game I've played in the last two days.

But I'd still rather play this than hearthstone or gwent.

I've been using it to my advantage.

I haven't really had these issues. But I suppose other people are having them because I got matched against the same opponent 5 times in a row at a peak time. For you xbots - that is not something that happens very often ( or at all ) on steam.

Haha, you're a goddamn genius! I was wondering why I went about 200 gold up on iOS after completing just one 80 gold quest. That explains it, I did have to click the Retry button a few times This is so stupid of Stainless it's both sad and funny.

I was a part of this community before NGA even existed so it's hard to fully let go of it. I still pop in a few times a week, mostly just to check the off-topic thread, but every now and then an opportunity to make a jab at Stainless rears its head and I'm powerless to resist.

if you keep popping in, then Elijin will do the same and we'll have a happy Barney on our hands

Server's been going down more often than Miley Cyrus at a kegger.

she's number two on my guilty pleasure list

...she's filthy

Vert being number one?

Babs is his number one.

We need to make up some cards again!
Hell, maybe next interation they'll get smart and port to PS4 and I'll actually spend some time playing.

I'm reminded why I don't play this game as much. Besides there being almost nothing new to get excited about the servers are not even working, and they barely patch anything into the game anymore. This game is clearly just an afterthought. It could have been so much more.

Servers seemed to be working fine earlier. Got in 8 games in a row w/o connection issues.

Nasty, might as well lick every door knob you come into contact with

And she's only number TWO on my list!