*Distracts self from sorrows with manual, adopts as a religious text*

*Throws a 'General Way of Motors' evangelical pamphlet at next poster while you're busy eating supper*

*eats the pamphlet*

*throws dirty dishes at the next poster*

*Fights them off with Dawn and a green scruby thingy*

*Throws dirty dishwater at the next poster*

*Gets soaked*

*Throws wet, greasy t-shirt at next poster*

*starts a wet t-shirt competition, only girls allowed.

*throws a picture with hot girls wearing only wet t-shirts at the next poster.

*stuffs risque picture into jacket pocket*

*throws smoke bomb at next user to escape their judging gaze*

*Uses the smoke to see and evade laser-triggered alarms.*

*Throws a very good forgery of Van Gogh's Irises at the next poster.*

*Grabs the Irises and throws them in a bubbling cauldron* "At last, the final ingredient!"

*Throws a curse at the next poster.*

*is cursed with godly beauty.

*throws jealousy at the next poster.

*Wallows in despair and jealousy of such ravishing good looks*

*Throws tear soaked tissues at the next poster*

*Feels the need to bathe in Purell*

*Throws a banana cream pie at the next poster*

*Is hit in the face and comically laughs.......while feeling totally empty inside as a person*

*Throws clown shoes at the next poster*

*Instinctively kicks out at the approaching object, thus donning the clown shoes*

*Throws a penny at the next poster*

*Sees that it lands on tails and doesnt pick it up*

*Throws a d20 at the next poster.*

*Rolls a natural 20 - critical hit!*

*Throws a lifetime achievement award at the next poster*

*Grumbles something about still not having enough achievments on steam and goes back to playing video games.*

*Throws a massive Steam sale at the next poster*

*mindlessly buys a bunch of games he wont ever play*

*Throws an empty wallet and a lot of unpaid bills at the next poster*

*Can't get any real steam, since the water gets turned off for non-payment*

*Throws the light suit from the "Sledgehammer" music video at the next poster*

*Immediately goes and pulls up 'Sledgehammer' on youtube and jams out*

*Throws Miley Cyrus licking a sledgehammer at the next poster*

*Runs and hides from the crazy lady with a weapon*

*Throws a frag grenade which sails over Miley's head at the next poster*